Guagua hesitated for a rare moment instead of telling Jiang Nuan right away.
[Host, do you really want to hear it? It really is a little disgusting!]
Guagua warned her again.
Seeing Guagua act like this only piqued Jiang Nuan's interest, and she pressed:
[Come on, Guagua, tell me. Have faith in your host. After all the gossip I've feasted on, nothing can disgust me anymore.]
Jiang Nuan considered herself to have developed a formidable heart by now.
[All right, then I'll tell you, Host. Make sure you brace yourself!]
Seeing that Jiang Nuan really wanted to know, Guagua decided to tell her after all.
[This Wu Cu really loves squatting on the toilet. He spends two to four hours in the latrine every day. Between squatting for too long and his fondness for sitting for ages, he went and sprouted himself a lovely case of hemorrhoids.]
[It's just hemorrhoids. That should be a pretty common minor ailment, right? What's so special about that?]
After hearing what Guagua said, Jiang Nuan asked in confusion.
[The disgusting part is the hemorrhoid itself. His is on the outside, and it's grown into a lump of flesh the size of a little finger.
He has a strange fetish: he likes sucking on hemorrhoids.]
Jiang Nuan: Huh? He likes sucking on what?
The other ministers could not help looking utterly baffled when they heard this.
If they remembered correctly, didn't those things grow where you excreted waste? How was this any different from eating shit?
All they could say was that the people of Goryeo had rather heavy tastes...
[Wait, even if he likes sucking on hemorrhoids, he couldn't reach his own, could he? Is he really that flexible?]
Once the shock passed, Jiang Nuan spotted the flaw.
[Yes, exactly. He can't suck his