The Fake Heiress's Act Falls Apart When Her Family Reads Her Mind
Chapter 95

Maybe because it's pretty explosive

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[So why hasn't anyone made a shipping supertopic for Young Master and Xiaoxiao yet? If nobody else will, I will! Taking suggestions for ship names!!! Come on, everyone, put your brains to work!]

[Aaaaah, I support this, but I suck at names and can't think of anything! Come on, useless brain, think! Boohoo... If we use Ji and Lu... "record"? "remember the route"? Those sound so weird. Neither works!]

[Hahahahaha, pleeease don't use their surnames! Both make it sound like their memories suck!]

[Ummm, if we're not using surnames, how about Yun-Xiao? It sounds like "up in the clouds"! But if we want four characters, sorry, all I can think of is "Cloud Roller Coaster"...]

[Oh my god, I'm dying. Let me think of other cloud phrases... "echoing through the clouds"? "beyond the clouds"? "rising into the clouds"? "straight up into the clouds"?]

[Huh? Straight up into the clouds? Sorry, my dirty mind just kicked in...]

[Fuck, hahahahaha! Girl upstairs, put your pants back on!!!]

[We don't necessarily have to use name puns, right? What about imagery? They're both pretty rich. Two negatives make a positive... Two rich people make a marriage certificate?]

[Hmm... Girl, the idea is good, but it doesn't really stand out!]

[Hahahahaha, a Yi-Xiao shipper has arrived to laugh at you. Look how elegant our ship name, "Yi-Xiao Captivates the City," is!]

[Damn it! No, we Yun-Xiao shippers can't admit defeat! Let me think of something elegant... "The sky meets cloud-borne waves and Xiaoxiao's mist"?]

[Okay, okay, okay, we're even bringing out Li Qingzhao's "The Fisherman's Pride" now? So cultured! But that's too long to remember, and it won't help us promote the ship or recruit fans. Let's pass, hahahaha!]

[I'm dying. After all this discussion, I still think Cloud Roller Coaster is the most fun!

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