Jian Ruonan was so shocked her eyes nearly popped out of their sockets.
Even a dog wouldn't believe such a lousy excuse, yet the dignified Eldest Princess actually bought it!
Disappointing!!
Utterly disappointing!!
Even this hadn't made them fight!!!
Jian Ruonan glanced at the back of the Eldest Princess's head. With a head that big, surely there's something inside?!
The Eldest Princess gazed lovingly at her consort. "Husband, I wronged you. Will you forgive me?"
Well, I'll be damned. There really is nothing inside!
Dantai Mo: "..."
The Princess's Consort frequently performed this grand drama of "you get angry, I forgive you" with the Eldest Princess. He had long since mastered the routine.
He tilted his face toward the sky at a forty-five-degree angle, his lips trembling faintly and his eyes brimming with tears.
His expression was three parts restraint, three parts resentment, and four parts helpless emotion.
After agonizing for a long while, he finally uttered a quiet, "I forgive you."
Jian Ruonan couldn't fathom it. The Princess's Consort is lousy in bed and doesn't last, either. What on earth does the Eldest Princess see in him?!
The Black Tortoise System: Oh, the Fifth Miss even knows that?! Respect, respect-
Dantai Mo: "..."
Jian Xilu asked, "Mother, what does 'lousy in bed' mean? What's the Princess's Consort supposed to do in bed?"
Min: "...Handiwork."
Jian Xilu's eyes shifted. "That doesn't sound right?"
Min said, "It is. If I say it is, it is!"
Jian Xilu: "..."
Fine, whatever you say! Why so fierce?!
Everyone present watched with such relish that they nearly forgot this was a Flower-Viewing Banquet.
Even after forgiving the princess, her consort wasn't finished.
He flicked his long sleeve and said, looking thoroughly constipated, "Min'er, your suspicion wounded my heart deeply..."
Before he could finish, an