On a dark, windy night, Naruto headed into battle, riding the Benihisago with the Bashōsen on his back and the Seven Star Sword at his waist. The Amber Purifying Pot was too large to carry around, so it floated behind him!
"Heave-ho, heave-ho..." The Amber Purifying Pot chuckled happily as it flew.
"Am I heavy? Should I get down and walk?" Konan asked from atop its lid, her smoky brows lowered.
"Not heavy, not heavy at all. Light as a feather, really. Hehe..." The Amber Purifying Pot's large eyes followed the lovely legs swaying before it.
"I see." Konan casually remarked, "Actually, I like a bit of a bumpy ride."
"Bumpy? Like this?" The Amber Purifying Pot bobbed up and down as it flew.
Konan said, "That's right... just like that."
Then the Amber Purifying Pot wrapped the little hands formed from its white hemp rope around Konan's waist and chuckled. "Hehe, now you won't fall off!"
"What a dependable child," Konan praised.
"Hehe..." Two rosy blushes appeared on the Amber Purifying Pot's face.
"Z~~z~~Z~~z." Naruto had not had a proper rest in days. With a major battle approaching, he took a nap, a bubble swelling from his nose.
Bzz! A pair of narrow, sharp eyes opened on the Seven Star Sword at Naruto's waist. As a word spirit Ninja tool, it could speak even without a mouth. "This really pisses me off. How does a stupid, utterly unremarkable pot like that manage to charm everyone...?"
The Benihisago beneath Naruto had no humanlike features on its surface. Its voice came from within, complete with an echo. "Pisses me off, too. It gets all the perks..."
The Seven Star Sword said, "Perks? What perks? Aren't you both being ridden?"
The Benihisago said, "Forget I said anything..."
The Seven Star Sword said,