Soul Land: My Martial Soul Is a Gacha Machine—Stealing Xiao Wu's Heart from the Start
Chapter 14

Now it's my turn

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"One on one, or all at once?"

"Forget it, that's too much trouble. Just come at me together."

Su Mo looked at the other side. There were quite a few of them.

Still, he didn't want to waste time.

"What? Is everyone in Dorm Seven this arrogant?"

"That Tang San was the same, and now here's another one."

"I won't bully you, either. As long as you can beat me, we'll let this matter drop."

Their leader stepped forward.

"Xiao Chenyu, martial soul: wolf, level eleven Battle Soul Master."

Su Mo raised an eyebrow. He hadn't expected this guy to be the Xiao Chenyu from the original story who had fought a god one on one.

He had almost forgotten about him.

"Su Mo, martial soul: Gashapon Machine, level thirteen... uh... I guess I'm a Battle Soul Master?"

He didn't even know what type of Soul Master to introduce himself as.

After all, he was just too well-rounded.

"What?! Level thirteen? You're kidding, right?"

Everyone behind Xiao Chenyu looked astonished.

They simply couldn't believe that the first-year newcomer before them was actually a level thirteen Soul Master.

They had spent six years at the academy and still hadn't reached level ten.

The comparison instantly made them wish they could find a hole to crawl into.

Wang Sheng's side was equally shocked.

But more than anything, they were excited.

"Go, Brother Su! Knock him flat!"

"Brother Su, you're fucking awesome! I want to have your babies!"

"Get lost!" Su Mo cursed over his shoulder. "Who said that? I'll deal with you when we get back."

The speaker shrank back and hid behind the others.

Wang Sheng was thrilled. With this, the residents of Dorm Seven would never have to bow and scrape before anyone again.

Xiao Chenyu's expression grew grave. He hadn't expected the boy before him to be a level thirteen Battle Soul Master.

At this point, he could only steel himself and fight.

Su Mo didn't give him a chance to attack.

"Now it's my turn. Draw!"

Ahem. Other people might have found it a little overdramatic, but for Su Mo, it was just right.

He summoned the Gashapon Machine and pressed a button on it.

Su Mo smiled at the red capsule that appeared. Red capsules represented attacks.

And there wasn't a single weak attack skill in his skill pool.

"This move?" Su Mo looked at his opponent with sympathy.

He really couldn't be blamed for this.

"Thunderous Might."

A vast sea of lightning appeared overhead, then struck down at Xiao Chenyu and his dozen or so companions.

All of them convulsed under the electric shocks.

"Ah! Wait, why am I getting struck by lightning?!"

"Wasn't this one on one? Why am I getting struck just standing here?!"

"Boss, help!"

Watching them scream beneath the lightning, Su Mo felt helpless too.

It really wasn't his fault.

This move was a wide-area lightning strike, the only large-scale group attack in his skill pool.

With so many people on the other side, it actually wasn't that powerful.

Although it was a wide-area group attack, its power diminished as the number of targets increased.

The dozen or so people opposite him had essentially split the damage between them.

So they wouldn't suffer any serious injuries.

At most, they would be paralyzed for a little while.

Thunderous Might didn't last long, only ten seconds.

Soon, Su Mo looked down at Xiao Chenyu, who lay on the ground, still twitching.

Su Mo crouched beside him. "Still want to fight?"

"N-no... no... no more." Xiao Chenyu's voice trembled as he spoke, mostly because of the electricity.

"All done. Let's go." Su Mo clapped his hands and addressed the others.

Everyone cheered.

"Wow! Brother Su is mighty!"

Today, they had finally vented their pent-up anger.

Wang Sheng said excitedly, "Brother Su, let's hit the cafeteria. My treat today!"

While Su Mo and the others were on their way to the cafeteria,

Tang San was still flying through the sky.

He even felt that if he could keep flying, he might reach the Divine Realm.

Sure enough, his Blue Silver pole vault had tremendous potential for development.

Tang San was wondering whether he should absorb another Ten-Year Solitary Bamboo for his second soul ring.

If he could perform a double Blue Silver pole vault, how high could he fly? Could he really reach the Divine Realm?

His teacher, Yu Xiaogang, had told him that people in this world could become gods after reaching level one hundred.

If he flew straight up to the Divine Realm, could he become a god directly?

If a double vault wasn't enough, he could try a triple or quadruple vault. He had two martial souls, after all. He refused to believe eighteen consecutive vaults couldn't get him to the Divine Realm.

While he was lost in these fantasies, he suddenly felt his ascent slowing.

Then he began to fall.

Only then did Tang San snap out of it. He looked down, but the buildings on the ground were already almost too small to make out with the naked eye.

"Won't I fall to my death?"

Tang San's expression changed drastically.

But there was nothing he could do in midair.

He fell far faster than he had flown up.

As the ground drew closer and closer, Tang San wasn't worried, because there was a river beneath him.

He even shifted into a reclining position in midair.

What he hadn't seen was a burly woman bathing below.

Then, just like that, he crashed squarely into her.

"Ah! Who's there?!" The burly woman's voice was so rough that without a close look, it would have been hard to tell she was a woman.

Her voice made Tang San's eardrums tremble.

He surfaced, his gaze meeting hers.

The burly woman was tall. Tang San's head came up to roughly her chest.

Her shoulders were broad, too, and her arms were considerably thicker than Tang San's thighs.

Unless Tang San tilted his head back, he was looking straight at her chest.

He really wanted to say that those pectoral muscles were ridiculously oversized.

"Where did you come from, brat? How dare you peep at me while I'm bathing!"

Then a fist the size of a sandbag slammed straight into his eye.

Tang San saw stars.

He hurriedly explained, "Don't get the wrong idea! I just accidentally fell out of the sky and happened to land here."

"Fell out of the sky? And happened to land right where I was bathing?" The burly woman grabbed Tang San and lifted him up.

"I really didn't mean to. Why don't you put some clothes on first?" Tang San glanced at her instinctively.

The burly woman released Tang San and immediately covered her chest. "Brat, close your eyes!"

Tang San hurriedly shut his eyes. Did she think he wanted to look? Besides, it was all muscle. What was there to see?

"I didn't see anything just now!"

The burly woman hastily draped a garment over herself and said coldly, "Bullshit! You didn't see anything? Your eyes were so wide just now, and you expect me to believe that?"

"My dad said that if a man sees a woman's body, he has to take responsibility for her."

"But I'm only six!" Tang San was stunned.

"So what? I'm only ten! And I haven't even complained about those scrawny little arms and legs of yours," the burly woman declared, utterly convinced she was in the right.

Tang San was dumbfounded. Wait, you're telling me this burly, six-foot-tall person whose arms are thicker than my thighs is only ten?

Who are you trying to fool? What ten-year-old grows this tall?

If she hadn't said anything, he would have assumed she was at least in her twenties or thirties.

"Then it's settled. We'll get married once you're an adult."

Without even waiting for Tang San to refuse, she decided the matter.

"Come on, brat. I'll take you home to meet my dad." As she spoke, the burly woman made to carry Tang San back to shore.

Tang San shuddered and hurriedly summoned his martial soul. With a single Blue Silver pole vault, he escaped her clutches.

"Brat, don't run if you've got any guts!" Seeing Tang San already flying through the air, the burly woman's voice filled with anger. "Brat, I'll find you! Don't think you can get away!"

Still shaken, Tang San glanced down. All he wanted now was to get back to the academy as quickly as possible.

The outside world was far too dangerous.

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