My Honkai: Star Rail Stat-Stick Shenanigans
Chapter 166

I Play Affixes in Honkai: Star Rail

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"I just accidentally fell down from the third floor."

"... Is this okay?"

The corners of the man's mouth twitched.

Although this is a dream world and nothing will happen, it is definitely not like falling from the third floor to the first floor.

Whose dream world fell down and turned pale?

This must have been a fight with someone, and the power of fate must have overtaken him.

"Well, it's okay!"

Liuge nodded and looked at the woman.

"You are?"

"I'm Shuweng, the bartender at [Dreamscaper Bar] in front of me."

Listening to the woman's self-introduction, Liuge finally remembered.

Isn't the person in front of me the NPC character in the plot and mini-activity game?

I remember that in the main plot, Gallagher also brought several people who were investigating the deaths of Firefly and Robin here to search for information.

It was at that time that the bartending game was started.

Speaking of bartending games, Liuge really feels that Lao Mi has a soft spot for this game.

First there was ○'s bartending game, and then Honkai: Star Rail played bartending again.

In this regard, Liuge can only say... Modo Modo!

In this kind of bartending game, the more tricks, the better. It's best to just have a handful of Stellar Jade to make a drink.

Ahem, that's too far off topic.

"Dreamscaper Bar?"

Liuge pretended to be confused.

"I heard that it seems to be a place for mixing drinks for those monsters."

Listening to Liuge's words, Shuweng frowned slightly.

But she also knew that this was a fact. Just as she was about to say something, she heard Liuge speak again.

"But what does it have to do with me? I'm not a member of those families."

Listening to Liuge's words, Shuweng was startled, and the corners of his mouth raised slightly.

Indeed, what does this have to do with this guest? Those who are afraid will naturally not come, and those who come will naturally not be afraid of anything.

In fact, Liuge also knows that after the plot of Penacony ended, Dreamscaper Bar was almost in an explosive state, with an endless stream of people coming and going.

As for monsters you say?

Then don't come and drink! In such an interesting place where you can interact with monsters, it would be better if there are fewer people here.

"Haha, I wonder if this guest is interested in having a drink... Of course, my treat!"

"Hey, this is a great feeling! I like the free stuff the most."

Listening to Liuge's words, Shuweng didn't feel anything bad. Instead, he found Liuge very interesting.

Just imagine, any normal person would talk about free prostitution as something to be proud of.

In addition to people who have fun, they are also the type of people who like to joke.

In the eyes of Shuweng, Liuge is the type who likes to joke.

Arriving at Dreamscaper Bar, Liuge saw a few monsters chattering together not far away, as if they were discussing something.

Liuge looked at Shuweng and pointed over there.

Shuweng also showed a helpless look in his eyes.

Oh ho, it's a small move, right?

Thinking like this, Liuge quietly approached the monsters, ready to listen to what they were talking about.

"Do you think it would be nice for Shuweng to wear black stockings?"

These are the words of Soda Dog.

"You are evil, Shuweng is obviously the best fishnet stockings!"

Those are words in spades.

"Why are you men so low-key? Shuweng is obviously the most suitable for white silk!"

These are the words of a lady.

Listening to what these guys said, Liuge raised his eyebrows and leaned forward as well.

"I think Shuweng is more suitable for bunny girls with black stockings. Look... this is a bar!"

"Oh ho, I'm a fellow member... No, who are you!"

"Hey, don't worry, don't worry, now is not the time!"

Liuge put his arm around Soda Dog and said with a smile.

"Same!"

Soda Dog also smiled.

But not long after, a shadow appeared behind everyone.

Shuweng was originally bartending!

But seeing Liuge listening and talking together, she suddenly became interested, and quietly came over, but what she heard made her face darker and darker.

"Black stockings, right?"

Boom!

"Baisi, right?"

Boom!

"Net stockings, right?"

Boom!

"Black stockings bunny girl, right!!!"

Boom!

Several discussion group members present, including Liuge, had large smoking bags on their heads, but only Liuge had two bags on his head.

"No, why should I get beaten more often?"

"What do you think?"

Shuweng is still bartending, but the smile on his face makes Liuge feel an inexplicable chill in his heart.

Okay! This was indeed his fault, and he deserved to be beaten more than once.

"Sorry, I was wrong!"

Liuge apologized to Shuweng very shamelessly.

"Yeah! I forgive you!"

Shuweng finally understands.

Liuge This guy is just a fun-loving person, the kind who will cause trouble wherever there is trouble.

Just as I was thinking about it, I heard Liuge continue to speak.

"Dare again next time!!!"

The cocktail shaker in Shuweng's hand almost flew out and hit Liuge on the face.

The ladies and other monsters over there all gave Liuge a thumbs up.

This is a warrior!

Shuweng looked at Liuge and smiled silently, then poured the wine he had just mixed in his hand into the cup, and squeezed three big yellow lemons into it.

Liuge's eyelids jumped when he saw it.

"That...Shuweng?"

"Huh?"

"Is this...?"

Liuge pointed at the wine pushed in front of him, feeling a little confused.

"This is called Lemon Spirit! I specially prepared it for you, a brand new drink that no one has ever tasted before!"

"Can I stop drinking?"

"This is what I personally prepared for you, my beloved family friend and brother-in-law!"

Shuweng's smile looked bright.

But no matter how Liuge looks at it, it feels like Shuweng has red devil horns growing on its head.

"... Since you said so! Then I'll do it!!!"

Liuge gritted his teeth, grabbed the wine glass and drank it.

At that moment, Shuweng saw Liuge's expression distorted.

That look was just like when General Gintamari had his head shaved and his face was distorted...

Regarding this, the lady and other monsters all muttered in their hearts.

"Deserve it!"

202 Shuweng's wine is really wine!

Of course, Shuweng does not mean treating guests to this kind of wine.

It's just punishment for his bitchy mouth.

After that, I made some drinks for Liuge and chatted for a while.

But before he said a few words, Liuge heard footsteps coming from outside Dreamscaper Bar.

Shuweng Hearing the footsteps, he raised his eyebrows in surprise.

However, he seemed to have thought of something and immediately showed a faint smile.

"It looks like a few friends are here."

Shuweng said and continued to mix drinks.

Listening to Shuweng's words, Liuge turned to look at the entrance and exit of Dreamscaper Bar.

Then the next moment, three people walked in.

Well, to be precise, two people walked in and one was floating.

Looking at the person coming, Liuge's drinking hand froze, and then he lowered his head silently, pretending to be someone who came to drink.

"Oh! What a rare visitor!"

Shuweng looked at the visitor, poured a freshly prepared glass of wine, and pushed it in front of one of the girls.

"What are you talking about? It hasn't been long."

The girl glanced at Shuweng and spoke helplessly.

"Huh? It looks like you have encountered something unpleasant."

Shuweng raised his eyebrows and continued

"Come on, let's talk about it. Let me... let us have fun!"

Shuweng glanced at the 'ladies' who came over and changed his words.

"That's right!"

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