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Chapter 198

I Play with Affixes in Honkai: Star Rail

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Well, it's Tingyun!

Qingque looked at Tingyun, and Tingyun was also looking at Qingque, with an extremely cunning expression on his face.

"So... assuming that the current Liuge benefactor has not completed the adult assessment, can I understand that our Miss Qingque is in Loli Trafficking?"

Grass!

Does this guy still have this trick?

In an instant, Liuge went numb.

But the next moment, his eyes lit up.

The gavel sounded, and the figure of Liuge appeared directly in the audience, and the figure of Qingque appeared in the dock.

"Hey, no. Why did it become a trial for me?"

Qingque scratched his head with both hands and really didn't understand.

It was Tingyun standing over there at the plaintiff's table. There was a proud expression on his face.

OK, I'm sure to win!

Tingyun, who was thinking this way, looked at Liuge in the audience.

"No!"

Qingque slapped the table in the dock at this time.

The huge sound directly attracted everyone's attention.

"Defendant, is there anything else you want to say?"

I saw the current Qingque, puffing up her small chest, and pointing angrily at Tingyun over there.

"If I am Loli Trafficking, so is that fox over there!"

"Huh?"

The melon is here!

Everyone in the audience was interested.

"Because, like me, that guy has the same admiration for that fool!"

Qingque crossed his arms, thinking that since I have exploded, I will explode together!

Tingyun Live in Bengbu, damn it!

However, the next moment she opened the Six-Ribbed Folding Fan in her hand and took it half-covered, seemingly smiling.

"The little girl is not like Miss Qingque said~"

"Tsk, tsk, tsk, are you still pretending?"

Qingque looked at Tingyun with a trace of disdain on his face.

"You guys heard it just now, right? This guy kept calling that idiot Liuge, "Gong-gong-gong-gong-gong-gong-gong-gong-gong-gong-gong-gong-gong-gong-gong-gong-gong-gong-gong-gong-gong-gong-gong-gong-gong-gong-gong-gong-gong-gong-gong-gong-gong-gong-gong-gong-gong-gong-gong-gong-gong-gong-gong-gong-gong-gong-gong-gong-gong-gong-gong-gong-gong-gong-gong-gong-gong-gong-gong-gong-gong-gong-gong-gong-gong-gong-gong-gong-gong-gong-gong-gong with with"

"This is what a little girl calls her savior!"

Tingyun is still defending.

People in the audience also nodded.

Indeed, this statement makes sense.

"Then I say, in that case..."

Qingque could hardly hide his smile.

"What?"

Tingyun Suddenly something felt wrong.

"Can I understand that Miss Tingyun doesn't like that idiot Liuge at all?"

Oops, there's this trick?!

In the current scene, Qingque has made it clear that he likes Liuge, and would rather be sentenced to Loli Trafficking than accept this setting.

As for Tingyun, from the current point of view, his feelings for Liuge are for his savior, not for liking him.

Liuge was dumbfounded when he heard it.

What is this!

No, these two are nothing!

At this moment, Tingyun, who was slightly lowering his head, directly closed the Six-Ribbed Folding Fan in his hand.

"Okay, I'll show off my cards!"

"That's right, the little girl just likes Liuge benefactor!"

The smile on Qingque's face is even worse...

240

Chapter 240 Path of Elation? No, it's the Theater of Social Death~

The moment Tingyun finished speaking, Qingque almost laughed out loud.

Want to trick me? Come with you!

Sure enough, just as Qingque expected, the presiding judge's gavel rang.

Boom, boom, boom!

I saw Tingyun disappear directly from the plaintiff's dock, and then appeared on the defendant's dock.

At this time, standing on the plaintiff's bench was Liuge.

It can be said that Liuge is in a very complicated mood right now.

Originally, he was the one being sued, but he didn't expect that he would go to great lengths to switch identities between himself and the two people at the plaintiff's table.

This makes it difficult to clam.

Boom, boom, boom!

The gavel struck again, followed by the voice of the presiding judge.

"Plaintiff, I wonder if you have responded to what the defendant said about getting married?"

"Master Judge, regarding this matter... I don't know anything Remembrance!"

Liuge really doesn't know, but even if he knows, now that Qingque is in the dock, it probably really has something to do with what Tingyun said about Loli Trafficking.

No, I'm not Dong!

At most, at most, he didn't take the adult assessment of Xianzhou and... well, speaking of it this way, it seems that he is really a Dong from Xianzhou.

At this time, Tingyun looked at Qingque beside him, his eyes filled with pride.

It makes you want to take advantage of the opportunity, little fox! You can tell at a glance!

Qingque looked at Tingyun's smug little eyes, his silver teeth clenched, but he laughed again after a moment.

That's it, there will still be a lot of time in the future!

A mere little fox, no matter how hard you try to fight me, it will only take you three hundred years at most!

Boom, boom, boom!

The gavel struck.

"The following will accept the matter of Xianzhou diviner Qingque and Minghuo Merchant Guild representing Tingyun Loli Trafficking."

Listening to the presiding judge's reading, both Tingyun and Qingque felt their teeth sore.

Damn, it feels so social!

Not to mention the two of them, even Liuge, who was standing on the plaintiff's bench, felt a little social.

The main reason was that Himeko's aunt's smiling expression and the looks of the melon eaters in the audience made him a little embarrassed.

"Given the truth of the situation!"

"Qingque is sentenced to... watch Terrible Card Player and play Diyuan Qiongyu for eight hours. During this period, you can only watch, but not play!"

Qingque Hearing this verdict, I felt bad.

No, is this punishment serious?

She would rather be punished to work all day long than watch some Terrible Card Player play Diyuan Qiongyu, and she can't even get started on her own!

But before she could protest, the person disappeared with the sound of the gavel.

Then she appeared in a small dark room, and in front of her was a table of Diyuan Qiongyu, as well as several Terrible Card Player dolls sitting there looking at Diyuan Qiongyu.

In just ten minutes, Qingque felt that his blood pressure was almost rising.

A card that is obviously capable of making four fortunes, but it turns out to be nine points, and I ask you if you are angry. The most annoying thing is that you can't even close your eyes and don't want to look at it.

On the other hand, Tingyun on the other side also had the result announced.

"Sentenced Tingyun... to watch the drama about Qingque and Liuge growing old together for eight hours, including falling in love, getting married and having children..."

When Tingyun heard this, he felt as if he had been struck by lightning. He listened to the result in disbelief.

She really wanted to strangle that Herrscher of Domination at this moment.

Is this punishment really good?

But the next moment, she appeared under a drama stage. Looking at the doll's appearance, it was 90% similar to herself, and her whole body went numb!

"No, I protest! I don't recognize this verdict!"

Tingyun is going crazy.

After the relationship exploded, Qingque still won!

Even though it's a doll, it still wins in some respects!

But the punishment had already begun, and she was forced to watch the puppet drama, her expression full of dissatisfaction.

At this time, everyone in Path of Elation thought that the trial would continue next.

I saw Liuge disappear directly from the plaintiff's seat and appear in the audience.

Then the court-like place in the middle of Path of Elation turned into a stage-like venue.

The two puppets appeared on the stage and bowed to everyone.

"I wonder how you viewers feel~"

"Of course, I won't accept unsatisfactory answers~"

Questions and answers came from the mouths of the two dolls.

"This time Path of Elation, it's over for the time being~"

"Yes~ It's over~"

"So? What do you think it's like?"

"Is it sarcasm? Or is it sarcasm? Or is it trying to make people feel sad?"

"It's all wrong~"

People in the audience wanted to laugh a little when they saw the two puppets' crosstalk-like voices.

"So what is it?"

"It's a social death~~"

"Hahahahaha~"

"Yes, yes, it's social death~~"

Listening to the words of the two puppets, everyone felt a chill running down their spines.

Listening to this, it feels as if this Path of Elation knows everyone's experiences of social death. As long as he gets involved with that Path of Elation, there is no guarantee that his past social death deeds will be exposed.

"This time Path of Elation, it ended successfully~"

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