My Honkai: Star Rail Stat-Stick Shenanigans
Chapter 281

I Play Traits in Honkai: Star Rail

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"What bad luck! What a terrible day! First, I ran into a weird old man with a strange wallet, and now this perverted woman is following me around. This is just so unlucky!!!"

"As long as I go out and go to my familiar little home, no one will be able to find me!"

Pardofelis kept running through the abandoned sewer, turning left and right, until she reached the exit of a manhole cover.

She looked behind her and, seeing that the infatuated woman hadn't caught up, breathed a sigh of relief.

She quickly climbed up, and the moment she pushed open the well cover, her expression froze.

Above, a scantily clad woman was squatting there, her fair legs, clad only in hot pants, were so eye-catching. But what caught Pardofelis's attention even more was that there was a cat-like tail swaying back and forth behind her.

Sorry, this place is full.

A cheerful voice came from above.

Pardofelis's expression froze for a moment, then she gave an awkward yet polite smile.

"Sorry to bother you!"

Then, they quietly put the well cover back on.

The next moment, Pardofelis jumped off the ladder and ran back the way she came.

Immediately afterwards, Pardofelis stumbled and almost fell.

Because not far in front of him, that infatuated woman was leaning against the wall, chewing bubble gum, and raising her hand to wave at him.

"Yo!"

It's clearly just a simple word.

Pardofelis's CPU was about to burn out.

She pointed to Liuge in front of her, then to the well cover above, then to Liuge again, then to the well cover again, and then rolled her eyes and promptly fainted.

Seeing Pardofelis's appearance, Liuge couldn't hold back any longer.

Hahahaha~~

Smiling, he stepped forward and picked up the unconscious Pardofelis.

He reached out and opened a Imaginary Door in front of him.

On the other side of the door, naturally, lies Pardofelis's secret little nest atop the well cover.

This place, supposedly a secret hideout, is actually just a warehouse with a collapsed entrance and completely abandoned.

Because the entrance was abandoned, and the only way to get here is through a single well cover behind the warehouse, but the well cover is connected to an abandoned sewer, it's really hard for the average person to figure out how to get there.

Therefore, it is extremely safe for Pardofelis to use this place as her base.

Liuge placed Pardofelis on her little bed made of cardboard, reached out and scratched the head of the Canned Food, then casually took out a bag of cat food and poured it into a small plastic Canned Food.

He simply pulled out a book, sat down, and started reading.

I don't know how much time has passed.

Pardofelis felt like she was having a dream, a dream in which she encountered a ghost on her way home.

The ghost kept chasing me, all the way to my front door, and then... and then...

"Whoa!!!"

Pardofelis suddenly sat up in her small bed, her head covered in cold sweat.

But when he realized it was his own little nest, he still wiped away the cold sweat and breathed a long sigh of relief.

"I must be dreaming!"

As she murmured this, she turned her head to look in the direction of the Canned Food.

Seeing that the Canned Food was actually eating something, I jumped off the crib and went over, somewhat puzzled.

" Canned Food, what are you eating?"

Meow~

The Canned Food raised its head and glanced at Pardofelis. After hesitating for a moment, it actually stretched out a paw and pushed out the small plastic bowl.

"What is this? Cat food? But I've never seen anything like this before!"

Pardofelis reached out and grabbed a piece of cat food, then squeezed it.

"It's pretty hard!"

It murmured to itself and sniffed it.

"Hmm? It smells nice?"

He glanced at the Canned Food suspiciously, then popped it into his mouth and chewed it.

Crunchy!

Mmm! It's quite fragrant and crispy~

"Pfft!"

Just as Pardofelis was wondering how this thing ended up in the Canned Food bowl, a soft, barely suppressed laugh came from beside her.

In that instant, Pardofelis's entire body stiffened.

She mechanically turned her head.

A crazed woman wearing a white hoodie and a hood that looked like cat ears was standing not far behind him, looking at him with a book in her hand.

"Waaaah! Ghost sister, please let me go!!!"

"Oh, this!"

Looking at Pardofelis, who was performing a lightning-fast knee slide right in front of her with incredible smoothness, Liuge was momentarily speechless...

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Chapter 343 Pardofelis: Okay, boss, no problem, boss!

Liuge looked at the incredibly smooth-skinned cat kneeling in front of her.

His lips twitched, and for a moment he didn't know what to say.

This scene was so outrageous that even Liuge, who was always causing trouble, was left speechless.

At this moment, seeing that Liuge still had no reaction, Pardofelis's body trembled even more violently.

Does this mean that this ghost sister isn't going to let me go?

I haven't done anything that would anger heaven and man; at most, I've just been committing more "crimes" lately.

The more Pardofelis thought about it, the worse it felt, and despair rose in her eyes.

She grabbed Liuge's leg and rubbed it against him, wiping away tears and snot.

While rubbing against me, it wailed, "Sister Ghost, I'm just a little Karami! Please let me go!!"

Liuge felt the sensation on her leg, her face immediately darkened.

You should know that you are now transformed into the future Pardofelis, both in terms of clothing and figure.

So she was wearing hot pants and tall Martin boots on her lower body.

The exposed skin is quite extensive.

I wiped my snot and tears all over my legs, and the feeling was indescribably awful!

But Liuge couldn't just kick Pardofelis away.

With a dark expression, he reached out and grabbed Pardofelis by the back of her collar, as if he had grabbed the scruff of a cat's neck, and lifted her up.

Pardofelis, who had been lifted up, was still curled up in a ball, wiping her snot and tears with both hands. But if you looked closely, you could still see that Pardofelis's little eyes would occasionally glance at you.

This is obviously an act!

Liuge was completely speechless.

"Alright, alright, stop crying! Your acting skills are good enough to win an Oscar!"

Liuge helplessly reached out her other hand and patted Pardofelis's little head.

Pardofelis was taken aback and secretly glanced at Liuge, only to find that the other was looking at her with a helpless expression.

It's very obvious that we've been discovered!

Even after being discovered, Pardofelis showed no sign of restraint and even seemed to be planning something new.

Seeing Pardofelis's appearance, Liuge immediately lifted the hood of her own clothes, revealing cat ears and a face that was almost identical to Pardofelis's.

Although they are exactly the same, the one that looks much more mature is obviously the one that looks the same.

But that's enough.

When Pardofelis saw Liuge's fully revealed face, her expression froze.

"You...you..."

Even though Pardofelis was being held by the back of her collar by Liuge, she still pointed at Liuge's face with an incredulous expression.

Judging from Pardofelis's attitude, Liuge thought she had guessed it.

"You seem to have a vivid imagination; you even guessed it! That's right, I am..."

"Are you my mom?"

"Puff?!"

If Liuge hadn't been without water, she might have sprayed a mouthful of water all over Pardofelis's face.

But the next moment, Pardofelis shook her head and thought for a moment.

"No, no! You're very young, and not much older than me, you can't be my mom!"

Seeing that Pardofelis herself was denying it, Liuge nodded slightly.

That's right, how could I be your mother! I am clearly yourself right now!

"Then you're my sister!!!"

Pardofelis pounded her left hand with her right hand, and it even seemed like a light bulb was popping out of her head as she shouted.

The next moment, she looked at Liuge with eyes that seemed to say, "I've finally met a relative."

"Sister!!!"

"..."

Well! There's absolutely no hope left for Pardofelis's imagination.

However, Liuge Ge thought about it and figured out the key point.

This world is not yet in the late stages of Previous Era, so there is no such thing as ' the Honkai of everything'.

At her current age, Pardofelis knows nothing about the Moth Chasing Fire; she thinks like an ordinary person.

The only explanation that ordinary people can think of is family.

After all, they are older than me and look a lot like me, what else could they be but family?

What? You mean cloning? Don't be ridiculous, right now we only see cars, not flying cars. Technology is clearly not up to par.

"Sister, sister, sister!!!"

Pardofelis was being held by the back of her collar by Liuge, but at this moment her hands were already waving around like a cat that had learned to scratch wildly, looking extremely excited.

Liuge sighed helplessly and then placed Pardofelis on the ground.

The moment she landed, Pardofelis pounced on her and grabbed Liuge's leg.

"Finally, I've met my family! Pardofelis, I have family too!"

Liuge remained silent as she listened to Pardofelis's words.

Honestly, he was Pardofelis at this point, and didn't know what to say.

After a moment, Liuge sighed.

"I'm not your sister!"

Liuge slowly opened her mouth.

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