Listening to the team leader's complaints, the three scantily clad Grass Village female chunin sneered in their hearts at the same time, "No one has behaved worse than you along the way!"
"Look at the way you three are posing, it's disgusting! Are you still thinking of following him and flying up a branch to become a phoenix? It's no use! That's just a cynical second generation ancestor who doesn't understand the sufferings of the people! Please wake up!"
Looking at the captain who was drooling and speaking with sincerity, the three kunoichi also dismissed it. What the captain said made sense, but what if?
What if I get pregnant? Then wouldn't it be a proper counterattack in life to become a winner in life? From a small chuunin in this small broken ninja village to a daimyo lady of some big country, it is simply a huge counterattack in life!
Besides, even if she doesn't get pregnant, if it makes him feel good, it's not impossible to renew her relationship with her when he comes back to Grass Village!
If you can't be a wife, you can't be a concubine!
The Kusanagi, who was clearly aware of the three women's thoughts, also shook his head and sighed, "You are overthinking it. The second generation ancestor's hobby is very strange and cannot be solved by normal Human Order. You have no chance."
The three women still disagreed, and still felt that as long as there was a slight chance, they should seize it. What if they seize the future?
After a week of long journey, when the grass ninja who volunteered to be the escort of Shinji returned to Grass Village, he ran to the home of a certain red-haired young woman without taking a break to drink water!
Not for anything else, just because on the way back, I received a letter from the village saying that the seeds were indeed real! This also proves that the other party is indeed an unknown big shot, so he must be treated properly!
"Where are the people?!"
Looking at the small shabby house with only a child under one year old, the grass ninja was also a little anxious. This woman was the woman that the other party would favor again after being named. It would be terrible if something happened!
In the emergency hall of Grass Village's hospital, the red-haired young woman stared dumbfounded at the male grass ninja who was scolding the nurses on the side.
"A genin in his thirties? Why should he be treated by her? Let him die quickly! It's useless to revive him!"
"A chuunin whose legs were blown off... what's the point of asking her to save such a useless person? Can she even heal her legs?"
"Hemorrhoids... Damn, you cut off your hemorrhoids yourself! What's the use of looking for her!"
"This, this, and the patients in these two rows and those two rows, your hospital will find a way to treat them by themselves, whether they can be treated or not killed. From now on, this woman will only accept the treatment tasks of some important and indispensable ninjas for the village!"
"Who said that? I said it! If you feel dissatisfied, go to the village chief and see if he listens to you or mine!"
Seeing the Jounin who was spitting like flying stars and scolding the head nurse bloody, the red-haired young woman suddenly thought of something. Is this sudden change of attitude because of that man?
Didn't that man just promise that he would take his daughter away one day? Are there any free services?
The woman who was deeply touched also regretted that she did not provide any free services to the other party and made the other party make a loss-making transaction!
The grass ninja came over at this time, looked down at the woman with a bit of disgust, and said impatiently, "Okay, I can see that you are tired too. Go back and rest for a while, recuperate and so on. I will send someone to bring you some chicken, duck, fish, fruits and so on."
The woman also nodded slightly in thanks, stood up and left slowly.
Looking at the woman's back, the grass ninja began to fantasize again. This time the young man gave such a good thing, but what about next time? What about next time? What about next time?
Grass Hidden Village, maybe he will rise completely because of his ability to recognize people this time!
He imagined that he would be the village chief ten or twenty years later because he was the biggest contributor to Grass Hidden Village. Seeing that Kusanagi ninja village had transformed into the sixth most powerful ninja village because of fawning over noble people, the Kusanagi could not help laughing.
Counterattack? This is what I call a real counterattack!
Let's forget about those women who only know how to flirt!
Summer is the season where it is easiest for people to feel peaceful.
The drowsy afternoon, the annoying but more hypnotic chirping of cicadas, the steaming pavement burned by the scorching sun, the streets where few people walk, and the owner of a roadside shop in a vest leaning on the counter with a fan constantly waving in his hand... and so on.
With his hands behind his back and his stooped body, Hiruzen Sarutobi was walking under the sun, looking at Konoha with a satisfied look on his face.
Perhaps the political actions of Hiruzen Sarutobi can be criticized, but this person really loves peace and this village.
Watching the children who occasionally chased and ran past him, who were not taking a nap at home and were full of laughter, Hiruzen Sarutobi would kindly remind them not to run around on the streets and to pay attention to safety.
Looking at the children who have no worries, Hiruzen Sarutobi will also think of his own childhood. When he and Danzō were at this age, they would often chase and play outside.
Before approaching the Konoha gate, Hiruzen Sarutobi saw many ninjas gathered at the door, whispering something happily.
"Danzō-sama has risen again!"
"When did it drop? This time, my entire month's mission income dropped!"
"You don't believe me when I say it won't fall. This has been going on for half a year. Except for the two times when it fell by a few hundred taels, have you ever seen it fall significantly?"
"I saw that Lord Hokage was all in, so I followed suit."
"Hahaha! I took a gamble and all my belongings went up! I made a small profit this time and I'll treat you tonight!"
"Barbecue?"
"Ramen!"
Listening to the conversation of this group of ninjas, Hiruzen Sarutobi also understood. This was a small gambling game based on the assassination order of Danzō, who appeared strangely at the door of Konoha Village every week!
This is strange to say. Every week, a task order will appear strangely at the entrance registration desk at the entrance of Konoha Village. The client is unknown and has never been found.
The mission has always been to assassinate Danzō. Generally speaking, the mission amount has only increased but not decreased, although the increase is only about a hundred taels each time.
There will also be some constantly updated hobbies and secret deeds of Danzō, such as the copper smelting addiction at the beginning, and then the secret love for Cat Granny for decades, etc., these are all crazy in the village!
Even that Cat Granny asked the cat to bring him a message to Danzō. He was not interested in Danzō. Don't let him have any unrealistic illusions about him anymore! I am a beauty control person!
This is also where I and Konoha have fun in the past six months. Every week I can take the Danzō stock price of the Shinichi period and have fun with each other in front of Danzō.
"Ahem!"
Coming behind the ninjas who were gathering to discuss the stock price trend of Danzō, Hiruzen Sarutobi also cleared his throat with his hands on his hands.
"Third Hokage-sama!" xn
The ninjas present also faced Hiruzen Sarutobi at the same time and stood upright, fearing that they would be accused of gathering people to gamble.
"Have you not found the culprit yet?"
"My subordinate is not doing his job well! This time he suddenly appeared on the table at the registration office! No trace of the suspect was found!"
"Next time, be careful and make sure to catch the culprit who did this kind of prank as soon as possible so that I can give Danzō an explanation."
Hiruzen Sarutobi, who took over the quotation of Shinichi from Danzō, also pretended to be serious and authentic.
"Hi!" The guard responded vigorously, but then reminded him in a low voice, "Sir Third Hokage, there are some contents on this week's order..."
"What's wrong?"
Hiruzen Sarutobi asked. At the same time, he opened the order form and looked at it. When he saw a certain line, "I heard that the person I kissed for the first time was Third Hokage Hiruzen Sarutobi", he blushed, but he returned to normal in a fleeting moment.
"This is all a prank! Don't believe the rumors!"
After leaving these words solemnly, Hiruzen Sarutobi stuffed the order form into his arms, turned around, and walked slowly towards his current unit.
Regardless of this matter, what gadgets should I buy today to reward those little guys who are training underground day and night?
sugar? No, eating too much sugar can cause tooth decay, and the weather is so hot...
In the end, Hiruzen Sarutobi hummed a tune while carrying a large bag of popsicles on his back, and happily went to the unit to report and check in.
Ever since Hiruzen Sarutobi joined Root to become a gardener, Danzō has never smiled again, not even a sinister smile!
This old fellow is so torturous!
Brainwashing his subordinates Will of Fire every day! Among those children who are not very strong-willed, many of them will shout "Grandpa Third Hokage" in their original innocent tone when they see Hiruzen!
gas! Really angry! I hate it till my teeth itch!
Seeing those good young men surrounding his old friend and taking one popsicle after another from his hands, Danzō couldn't help but want to fight to the death to destroy the imperial city!
You don't play like this!
"Remember to wash your hands after eating~"
Looking at Hiruzen Sarutobi who was looking at all the children with a kind smile on his face, Danzō felt that his chest was getting more and more stuffy. It was so congested!
"Hmph! It's time to train!"
"Danzō Why are you in such a hurry? You have to let the children take a break and drink some water, right? Rushing for success will damage your little body."
"This is my root! Mine! I have to say it!"
If it hadn't been so cold, Danzō would have really wanted to throw the crutch in his hand hard at this old guy's face.
"I know, I'm just making a suggestion."
Looking at the innocent-looking old guy and the little guys who looked at me and looked at you, it was obvious that they had begun to compare themselves with Hiruzen in their hearts. Danzō was really suffering beyond words.
If this continues, in a few months, these children may all be on each other's side! no! You have to find a way to change this destined ending!
Hiruzen, Hiruzen, do you think I can't do this? You underestimate me too much Hiruzen! I'm going to let you know what it means to treat others the same way you treat them!
"Ahem, the training I'm talking about is swimming training. It's in the cool and clear stream in the back mountain. No one wants to be lazy, right?"
For a moment, all the children's eyes showed a bit of surprise, and their positions were obviously closer to Danzō.
You can do it Danzō, you found the strategy so quickly. Hiruzen Sarutobi also praised it in his heart, and secretly said that he made a mistake.
In this hot weather, and still in such a sweltering underground with no sunlight and no air circulation, the temptation of popsicles is obviously inferior to the temptation of the cool stream outside!
Gan! Careless!
"I remember that Sand Village just sent a batch of sand-flesh watermelon yesterday. It will definitely be sweeter if you chill it in the river. Let's reward these children who have trained hard."
Looking at the smiling Hiruzen Sarutobi, Danzō also secretly said that the other party did not follow martial ethics and actually used the best combination to fight against him! Add watermelon to the river, it's the perfect combination for summer!
"Physical fitness and physical fitness must keep up with the intensity of training! B, go and bring me the yellow beef collected from the farmers yesterday and the barbecue tools."
At this time, all the children were completely shocked.
Danzō Master, what is going on here?!
By the stream in the back mountain, Hiruzen Sarutobi, who was sitting under a tree to enjoy the shade, looked at a group of children splashing each other in what was called training but was actually playing in the water, and suddenly thought of something.
"Danzō, this is for this week."
Looking at the co-authored letter handed over by the other party, Danzō frowned. He couldn't even remember how many times this was! Who on earth wants to harm me!
"Danzō, this time is different."
What? Could it be that the price has dropped?
Danzō thought to himself, and at the same time he couldn't help but feel even more annoyed. Is it necessary for his price to drop?
Seeing that the amount on the letter had increased to 150,000 taels, Danzō's anger also inexplicably decreased a little.
But then I saw the message "I heard that the person I kissed for the first time was Third Hokage Hiruzen Sarutobi" and I burst out instantly and crushed the letter!
The rumors are getting more and more extreme!
"Danzō, although I don't know who did this little prank, but it is definitely someone who knows you and me very well! He even knows this kind of secret!"
Danzō didn't realize what was wrong for a moment, but when he did, he looked at Hiruzen blankly.
"Have you forgotten? When I was four years old, it was a summer like this. The two of us were playing in the water by the river. I accidentally drowned. After you rescued me, you did it for me..."
Hiruzen Sarutobi's voice became smaller and smaller, and his old face turned red.
"Were you awake at that moment?!"
Danzō feels like vomiting blood.
Didn't you fucking drown at that moment?!
How on earth did you know that I was giving you artificial respiration!
Didn't he wake up only after being sent to the hospital after artificial respiration?
Hiruzen Sarutobi silently said goodbye to an old face. Looking at it from the perspective of Danzō, you will find that the roots of the other person's ears are a little red...
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