System, You're Such a Rip-Off! Fifth Update

Xiao Rou's sweet voice rang out in Xiao Han's mind, startling him at first. Then he blinked, and a wild delight immediately surged through him. A Lucky Points Draw?

"Xiao Rou, what are we waiting for? Start it already!" Xiao Han urged. A lottery draw—there should be plenty of good stuff, right? "Alright!" Xiao Rou replied. Then a flash of spiritual light flickered before Xiao Han, and a huge Illusory Great Turntable appeared, covered in all kinds of items.

Xiao Han rubbed his hands together, his eyes gleaming as he immediately looked over. A dazzling array of items filled his vision.

"Damn, why are there all these useless items too? Xiao Rou, can't you switch them out for another batch?" Xiao Han curled his lips. Putting those things on there seriously lowered his chances of drawing something good.

"Sorry, Master, they cannot be changed. These are the mandatory items for the Advancing to Dou Zhe Draw. Besides, these things can be quite useful. If Master ever wants to have a man-woman relationship with your girlfriend, these items can help Master very well in bed," Xiao Rou said, her voice sweet and her words innocent.

"Cough, cough..." Xiao Han's old face reddened. What was she even talking about?

"Fine, fine. So how does this drawing work? Are there any rules?" Xiao Han changed the subject and asked. He was naturally interested in the draw. Other than those men's and women's products, there were plenty of treasures as well.

"There is only one chance to draw, and Master must pay a certain number of points before the draw can begin," Xiao Rou said.

"How many points?" Xiao Han asked.

"Ten Thousand Points," Xiao Rou said.

"What?!" Xiao Han's pupils contracted as he cried out. For a lucky draw, he had to pay Ten Thousand Points? Was this some kind of joke? The things on there could be bought for just a few dozen points. If he paid Ten Thousand Points and drew one of those things, wouldn't he lose his shirt? So he gave up on the draw. "Xiao Rou, I've decided to give up this draw!" Xiao Han glanced at the Illusory Great Turntable before him. Some of the things on it did tempt him, but he did not have the nerve to gamble Ten Thousand Points. He still planned to save up sixty thousand points to buy a Seal Breaking Pill for Xue Qin.

Ding...

However, just as Xiao Han finished refusing, the Omnipotent System suddenly sounded an alarm.

Ding ding... Automatic system detection has determined that Master Xiao Han is resisting the system's Lucky Points Draw. This behavior is severe. The system will now administer punishment!

"Rumble..."

In an instant, Nine Heavens Wind and Thunder churned above the firmament. The next moment, silver snake-like lightning tore through the void and descended. In but an instant, Xiao Han was fried, his entire body blackened as he stood there dumbly, smoke rising from him.

"System, damn you! I refused the draw, and you're striking me for that too? Is there any justice left in this world? I refuse to accept this!" Xiao Han's little face turned ashen as he gritted his teeth in protest.

Ding ding... System detection has determined that Master Xiao Han not only refuses to accept the system's punishment, but has also insulted the system. The system will administer punishment!

Boom!

Another arm-thick lightning bolt split the sky and came crashing down, frying Xiao Han even more. "Detect my ass! System, Young Master here refuses to accept your punishment! You damned rip-off!" Xiao Han spat out a mouthful of white smoke and continued protesting.

"Boom, boom, boom..."

The system did not bother detecting him again. Was there even a need? This brat was cursing it openly. As the Omnipotent System, it could not tolerate this. It had to strike him hard.

Yet atop the mountain peak, the winds and clouds changed color, thunder roared without end, and the rumbling continued for a long time.

"Xiao Rou, I was wrong, I was wrong! Please spare me! Don't strike me again! I won't dare do it anymore!" No one knew how long had passed before Xiao Han was finally struck into submission and hurriedly begged for mercy. This system was not to be provoked.

Ding... System detection has determined that Master Xiao Han has sincerely apologized. Punishment ended!

Only then did the thunder above the firmament slowly disperse, and the gentle moonlight spilled down once more.

"Phew..."

Seeing this, Xiao Han let out a long breath, then wearily collapsed onto the grass.

"Master, please continue with the Lucky Points Draw now!" Xiao Rou's voice rang out.

"What else could I say?" Xiao Han curled his lips, then climbed to his feet and walked over to the Lucky Great Turntable, studying it carefully.

At that moment, Xiao Han noticed a drawing section on the turntable. It was the Integral area, and it read:

"6 points, 66 points, 666 points, 6666 points, 66666 points..."

There were simply too many sixes, making Xiao Han dizzy. Still, they made his heart itch. If he drew 666666... points later, he would be rich.

Heavens, my wish is really small. I don't want much—just let me draw 66666. Please bless me!

"Master, please begin. Your Ten Thousand Points have already been deducted. You only need to step forward and spin the Great Turntable to begin the draw," Xiao Rou said.

Hearing that, Xiao Han's heart ached. My Ten Thousand Points...

"Heavens, bless me. I have to draw it," Xiao Han muttered, then walked before the Great Turntable and spun it. Once the turntable stopped, whatever the pointer indicated would be the prize he drew.

Then Xiao Han hesitated no longer. His gaze sharpened, and he placed both hands on the Great Turntable. With a push, it began spinning rapidly, like a person's unknown fate—impossible to predict...