Furious Xiao Yu, Fourth Update

The next day.

Xiao Yan came looking for Xiao Han early in the morning. The moment he walked into the courtyard, his pupils could not help shrinking, and a look of surprise appeared in his eyes.

"This... Could thieves have broken in?" Xiao Yan frowned slightly. The door to Xiao Han's little hut had actually been taken down by someone. What was going on? Xiao Yan stopped thinking about it and walked straight inside. But as soon as he entered and saw the scene in the room, he was completely dumbfounded.

"Uh..." Xiao Yan blinked, his eyes filled with deep astonishment, as if he had seen something unbelievable.

Inside the little hut, on the bed, there was actually a man and a woman. The man was naturally Xiao Han, while the woman was actually Xiao Yu. At this very moment, the two of them were sound asleep.

"Stop messing around..." Just then, Xiao Yu spoke, her voice very languid, clearly not fully awake. She turned over slightly and kicked Xiao Han away with one foot.

"Braised Pig Trotter, don't run..." At this moment, Xiao Han was still muttering on the bed. He was probably dreaming.

"Damn... This works too?" Standing at the doorway, Xiao Yan was completely dumbfounded when he saw this scene. But seeing that the two of them were sleeping so soundly, he really could not bear to disturb them. After giving Xiao Han a thumbs-up, he quietly withdrew. Before leaving, he even propped the fallen door back up.

Looking at the little hut, Xiao Yan sighed with emotion, then quietly left.

"Ah!"

When the sun was already high in the sky, a sharp woman's scream suddenly rang out from the little hut where Xiao Han was, the sound almost lifting the roof off.

"Xiao Han, you shameless pervert! This old lady is going to butcher you today!" As soon as Xiao Yu woke up, she sensed something was wrong. She lowered her head and saw that there was actually someone beneath her. It was Xiao Han.

Bang! The scream fell, and Xiao Yu did not hesitate in the slightest. She went up and kicked him, sending Xiao Han straight off the bed and tumbling several times across the floor.

"Ow... How did I end up sleeping on the floor..." Xiao Han also slowly woke up at this point. He climbed up from the ground, his gaze sweeping lightly around the room, and very quickly discovered Xiao Yu on the bed staring at him with a murderous expression.

"How are you... in my bed?" Xiao Han's pupils shrank. He then rubbed his head, seeming to remember something. Last night, as they drank, Xiao Yu had talked to him about life and ideals. In the end, after the alcohol hit, they had muddled their way into sleep.

"Our clothes aren't even off. Good, good." Xiao Han first looked at himself, then looked at Xiao Yu. Their clothing was intact. They had merely gotten drunk; fortunately, nothing serious had happened.

"Cousin Xiao Yu, alcohol is something you should really drink less of in the future. You're lucky you ran into an upright gentleman like me. Otherwise, you'd have suffered a loss," Xiao Han said earnestly, looking at Xiao Yu.

"I'm going to kill you!"

Hearing Xiao Han's words, Xiao Yu finally lost control of herself. The moment she thought of what had just happened, she was beside herself with rage.

Xiao Yu was utterly furious. The anger in her eyes had already taken solid form, like a volcano on the verge of erupting. That gaze was far too terrifying.

"Uh..." Seeing this, Xiao Han could not help trembling. This... looked like trouble.

Xiao Han kept backing away. When he saw Xiao Yu rise, fighting qi coiling around her entire body, the corners of his mouth twitched, and he immediately turned and ran.

"Help! Murder!"

Seeing this, Xiao Yu beckoned with a fair hand, and a longsword appeared in her grip. Then her delicate body flashed, and she darted out of the room with the sword in hand, chasing straight after Xiao Han.

"Xiao Han, you shameless bastard! This old lady is going to pull out your tendons and flay your skin!"