"Dad said that before bandits rob someone, they always recite a slogan: 'This road was opened by me, this tree was planted by me. If you want to pass through here, leave behind your toll money.'"
"You don't even know how to recite a slogan. You really don't look like bandits at all."
After saying that, Mu Qingling looked down on the bandits before her for their lack of professionalism. They did not even know how to recite a slogan when robbing people. They truly had no professional spirit whatsoever.
"Hahaha... What a fine line—'This road was opened by me, this tree was planted by me. If you want to pass through here, leave behind your toll money.'"
"Little girl, for the sake of that line, as long as you hand over all your money and valuables, I won't kill you today."
After hearing Mu Qingling's slogan, the bandit leader burst into laughter again. He thought the slogan was simply too good.
The next time he robbed someone, he would definitely recite that slogan first. It was truly a slogan of remarkable caliber.
"Hmph!"
"You aren't even professional bandits, and you still want to rob me? Little Black, close the door and release the dog."
Little Black:...
Little Black had just climbed out of the carriage when he nearly stumbled back into it upon hearing his Little Master's words. They were in the middle of the wilderness—where was he supposed to find a door to close?
There was, however, one dog.
Even Zhao Shanshan covered her mouth and chuckled. She found everything Mu Qingling said amusing and had no idea where she had learned all this.
Although Little Black was extremely depressed, he still jumped down from the carriage and barked twice at the bandits.
It would have been better