"Hinata Hinata!"
Tsunade was furious. This little brat has gotten bolder and bolder lately, daring to flirt with her in public.
Do you know when Jiraiya came closest to death?
Hinata dashed outside, turned around and stuck her little tongue out at Tsunade: "Hehehe... Come and catch me!"
"Inhale... exhale..."
Tsunade calmed herself down, thinking that this was the Daimyo's Palace, and smashing it with one punch would have too much of an impact. She decided to wait until they returned to the village before dealing with this little brat properly.
Guardian Ninja a cold look, Tsunade, and walked out of the conference room.
The Guardian Ninja was drenched in cold sweat, wishing he could gouge out his own eyes immediately. "I'm sure Lady Tsunade will send me to my death."
At the Daimyo's Palace's restaurant, the chef prepared a large table of delicious food for Tsunade and Hinata, who sat down and ate heartily.
The Wind God and the Thunder God were nowhere to be found, their whereabouts unknown.
The reason why the Anbu didn't come to eat wasn't because Tsunade cared about her status or anything like that, but because they couldn't take off their masks casually while on missions.
Even when eating, they have to hide and eat secretly.
Of course, the Anbu don't need to hide their identities in front of the Hokage, but Hinata, a lowly Chunin, is here... Anbu can't know the Hinata's identities.
Hinata, however, has a particularly large appetite and eats with great relish. Even Tsunade finds her appetite whetted by Hinata's eating habits.
Anbu: gurgle...
Seeing Hinata enjoying her meal so much, Tsunade placed a chicken leg in Hinata's bowl and said with a smile, "Here, have this!"
"Thank you, big sister..."
Hinata picked up the chicken leg and took a bite.
Tsunade grinned mischievously, "You're welcome. This chicken leg just fell on the table."
Hinata put down the chicken leg and got up to run outside.
Tsunade revealed a hint of smugness, then feigned confusion and asked, "Hinata, where are you going? We haven't finished eating yet."
Hinata sat back down and looked at Tsunade, explaining, "My stomach's storage space is running low, so I need to delete some residual files. Do you want to go?"
After saying Hinata ran out.
Tsunade was stunned for ten seconds before she reacted. Looking at the table full of delicious food, she immediately lost her appetite.
Hinata went for a stroll outside and came back to continue eating. Seeing that Tsunade had stopped eating, Hinata asked with a puzzled look, "Big Sister, why aren't you eating? Is the food not to your liking?"
This is Daimyo's Palace, this is Daimyo's Palace, this is Daimyo's Palace...
Tsunade kept hypnotizing herself to keep from punching Hinata's hateful face.
I miss the days when Shizune was still available...
When Shizune was around, Tsunade was sometimes really annoyed because Shizune was always controlling her, not letting her do this or that.
Hinata may not care about her, but Hinata is infuriating!
Hinata glanced at Tsunade furtively and suddenly asked, "By the way, Big Sister, what do you think of the Pervy Sage?"
Tsunade scoffed, "What, you've taken a fancy to him?"
"How is that possible!?"
Hinata exclaimed, "The Pervy Sage is already quite old, not to mention a huge pervert. Big Sister, let me tell you, during the time the Pervy Sage was in the village, I didn't even dare to go to the hot springs!"
Tsunade scoffed, "How could I possibly want something that even you wouldn't even consider?"
Hinata couldn't help Jiraiya for three seconds. She had meant well and wanted to help him, but it seemed the outcome wasn't going well.
Tsunade glanced at Hinata and suddenly said, "Hinata, do you know that there is a way to eat all the delicious food in the world without spending any money?"
Hinata asked in surprise, "Is there really such a good thing?"
Tsunade held up one finger and said mysteriously, "That means going on a blind date!"
"Think about it, you can get a meal every time you go on a blind date. If you go on blind dates every Tenten, you can eat different delicious food every day."
"So, don't you want to give it a try?"
Hinata lowered her head and fell silent. After a long while, she looked up at Tsunade and said seriously, "Big Sister, I think we shouldn't hurt each other."
"You're the Hokage, and I'm your secretary. We need to work together harmoniously to accomplish our tasks effectively, right?"
Tsunade nodded, gave a soft hum, and said nothing.
Hinata said timidly, "Big Sister, I'd like to ask for a day off tomorrow."
Tsunade glanced at Hinata and said calmly, "There are 365 days and 52 weeks in a year. Unlike Shizune, you can rest for 2 days every week, which is 104 days in total. That leaves 261 working days, right?"
Hinata nodded, seemingly agreeing.
Tsunade looked at Hinata and said in a serious tone, "You go to work at 8 a. m. and get off work at 8 p. m. every day, working 12 hours a day and resting for 12 hours. If you take away 130 days, you still have 131 days left, right?"
Hinata nodded. "Yes!"
Tsunade scoffed, "There are 131 days left. You need to spend 2 hours each day on lunch and dinner, 2 hours spacing out, and 2 hours fooling around. That leaves 49 days... right?"
Hinata: "..."
Something feels off.
Tsunade continued, "If you also include the annual holidays, your birthday, your parents' birthday, my birthday, the birthdays of relatives and friends, including the New Year's holiday, you only need to work 11 days a year."
Hinata: "???"
What kind of algorithm is this?
Tsunade snorted and continued, "As the Hokage, I am not the kind of authoritarian who exploits ninjas. I have decided to give you an extra 10 days of vacation every year during the New Year."
Hinata was overjoyed.
Tsunade concluded, "If you calculate it that way, you only need to work one day a year, and you still want to take a day off? You might as well not go to work at all!"
Hinata looked down and counted on her fingers, feeling that Tsunade seemed to have made a mistake somewhere, but after listening to the whole thing, it seemed like there was nothing wrong with it.
Tsunade looked at Hinata and said coldly, "Hmm?"
Hinata obediently lowered her head. "I was wrong!"
Tsunade said sternly, "Do you know you were wrong?"
Hinata nodded weakly.
Tsunade gave a light hum, picked up her chopsticks and tapped them on the table, saying calmly, "Eat!"
"Oh~"
After a bland lunch, Hinata and her group of twelve left the Daimyo's Daimyo's Palace and headed towards Konoha.
Hinata was calculating the whole way.
Although Tsunade said that Hinata only needs to work one day a year, why do I feel like I'm working every day?
It was already evening when we returned to Konoha.
As Hinata stepped through the Konoha Gate, Hinata stretched and exclaimed, "Finally back! Time for dinner!"
Tsunade a soft snort, interrupting Hinata's beautiful fantasy. "There's still a lot of work piling up today, and Shizune is out again... Hinata, come help me, we might be busy until midnight tonight."
Hinata asked in a panic, "What about dinner?"
Tsunade said as she walked, "I'll eat in the office!"
Hinata: "..."
We agreed to work only one day a year!