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Days of Courting Death in Azeroth
Chapter 1205

Loose Lips Bring Trouble

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Upon hearing Master Lao's words, Sun Rouxin stirred, and she softly said:

"I've heard that Senior Chen Stormstout has been serving the Orcs, is a great hero of the Horde, and is revered by the Orcs."

Master Lao shook his head and said regretfully:

"You may not know this, Stormstout and Thrall, the Savior, are very close. Now that Garrosh has become Horde Warchief, Stormstout is being ostracized. If he's willing to take action, the Shado-Pan Monastery will surely be destroyed."

Lu Ke Shizhi was overjoyed, finally able to give an explanation to the Orcs, and patted his chest, saying:

"Master, I will explain everything to General Nazgrim. As for whether or not to use Stormstout, that's up to the Orcs; it's none of our business."

Valley of the Four Winds, Halfhill Market.

Since entering Halfhill Market, Nazgrim discovered that the so-called Pandaren cuisine was inedible. The meat-loving Orcs couldn't stand the Pandaren's vegetarian food, so he made reforms, capturing all the Pandaren Chefs in Halfhill Market and roasting them over a fire.

"High-end ingredients often require only the simplest cooking methods. Our Orcs culinary skills are the best in the world, unparalleled in Azeroth."

As Nazgrim ate the delicious roasted Pandaren meat, he addressed the generals, earning cheers from the crowd.

When the three arrived at the Halfhill Market, they saw countless Pandaren Chefs groaning in agony over charcoal fires, their charred bodies emitting enticing aromas.

The renowned chefs of Pandaria never imagined that one day they would become ingredients.

Nazgorin listened quietly to the three recount what had happened that night, his expression unchanged, but he asked curiously, "I want to know, what is the state of harmony between man and nature?"

The three disciples only had a vague understanding of the so-called Unity of Heaven and Humanity, but they dared not deceive a ferocious Orcs. Sun Rouxin tried to explain it as plainly as possible:

"The state of Unity of Heaven and Humanity refers to a state where the body becomes one with Pandaria, immortal and indestructible."

Nazgrim's eyes darted around, and he asked, "What if we leave Pandaria?"

Sun Rouxin blinked, racking her brains for an answer.

When creating the concept of Unity of Heaven and Humanity, the Pandaren believed that Pandaria was the entire world and did not take into account the continents outside of Pandaria.

"Limited to Pandaria." Sun Rouxin didn't understand either, so she could only give a random explanation.

Nazgrim believed him and secretly breathed a sigh of relief. He then said to the Orcs beside him:

"You know what? My favorite thing to do is sea fishing. Eating delicious roasted Pandaren meat, drinking refreshing Storm beer, and drifting quietly on the sea, waiting for the fish to bite."

A general, his mouth greasy from eating, said in a simple, honest voice:

"General, you have worked tirelessly and endured great pressure, Consecration everything for Azeroth. You deserve to take a break so the soldiers can focus on their duties. I will arrange it for you immediately. We will set sail from Krasarang Wilds and emerge from the mist in no time."

Nazgrim feigned reluctance and said worriedly, "Unfortunately, the situation in the Pandaren war is chaotic, and I'm afraid I can't leave, and I also fear being ridiculed by the Shado-Pan Monastery."

The general hurriedly added:

"General, you won a victory from a thousand miles away, and with a flick of your fishing rod, the Shado-Pan Monastery was reduced to ashes. Who dares not respect you as a great hero? I will be the first to twist off their head."

Nazgrim nodded with satisfaction, his voice low and deep:

"Shado-Pan Monastery is nothing to fear; the real tough nuts to crack are yet to come. I must conserve my strength and prepare for the battles to come. The lowly Darkspear Trolls Rokhan is about to arrive in Pandaria with five thousand Trolls, and another five thousand Orcs reinforcements are on their way. This will bring our total strength to fifteen thousand, making the destruction of Shado-Pan Monastery a piece of cake. Although Rokhan is an incompetent mediocre man, this battle should not be difficult for him."

The generals unanimously agreed, "If Rokhan cannot win, we will tear him to pieces and eat him."

Nazgrim stood up, picked up a weapon from the side, and said, "There's no time to lose, let's set off now. Generals, you've all worked hard, why not join me and enjoy some leisurely sea fishing?"

Led by General Nazgrim, the Orcs moved with incredible speed, quickly donning their gear and riding their war wolves away, leaving only billowing dust in their wake.

Thanks to this, many Orcs Chef survived by sheer luck. Watching the Orcs flee for their lives, the Pandaren onlookers remarked with a sigh:

"Truly worthy of being called great Orcs, their actions are so swift and decisive, no wonder they have saved Azeroth time and time again."

Rokhan led five thousand Darkspear Trolls to aid Pandaria, but unexpectedly encountered General Nazgrim on the high seas.

Nazgrim, holding a fishing rod, rested his head on the table, half asleep. The other Orcs were also yawning, and many of them were snoring on the deck.

Orcs are all impatient and have no patience for fishing.

Rokhan waited cautiously to the side. Nazgrim, after waking up, rubbed his eyes and, seeing Rokhan's obsequious expression, solemnly gave the order:

"You are but a lowly Darkspear Trolls. If I cannot take down the Shado-Pan Monastery, I will roast you over a fire and let my generals devour you."

Rokhan was terrified. He had long been aware of the situation in Pandaria. Fifteen thousand brave Horde soldiers could wipe out the entire Shado-Pan Monastery in just half a day.

But the Legendary Gu Chuanyun Master, who had supposedly reached the state of oneness with Unity of Heaven and Humanity, was the nightmare of all the generals, and Rokhan did not want to die.

"General, please calm down. I already have a plan," Rokhan said confidently.

Nazgrim gave Rokhan a strange look. "It's good to have confidence. I've heard that Chen Stormstout can achieve Unity of Heaven and Humanity of Gu Chuanyun harmony with the heavens and the earth, but you and I both know that the real Chen Stormstout is dead. This one is a fake, and it's all the fault of that incompetent Thrall."

Rokhan smiled faintly and said:

"General, I am acquainted with Chen Stormstout. His strength is only so-so. How could he possibly break through the Unity of Heaven and Humanity? The Pandaren love to boast. The leader of the Golden Lotus probably knows that the current Chen Stormstout is a fake, which is why he deliberately said this."

Upon hearing this, Nazgrim's anger surged. He slammed his fist on the table, his fierce expression revealing his true colors, and said, "You mean I've been tricked? Deceived by a lowly Pandaren?"

Rokhan said cautiously, "General, please calm down. I have already written to Sylvanas, asking her to help revive Chen Stormstout. It should be successful soon. When the time comes, we can easily find out. The leader of the Golden Lotus will never have imagined that we have this method."

Nazgrim felt humiliated to have been tricked by a Pandaren. It was clearly just lowly food. He paced back and forth on the deck, snarling:

"If the Golden Lotus dares to deceive me, I will make them pay the price."

Nazgrim didn't have to wait long before a Portal suddenly opened on the deck. High Archmage Antonidas stepped through the Portal and coldly stared at the ship full of Orcs.

Several Forsaken carried a black coffin. When the lid was opened, a Pandaren was seen with its eyes tightly closed and its chest rising and falling slightly, as if it were fast asleep.

Antonidas said in a low voice:

"We found the soul of Chen Stormstout and transformed it into a Forsaken. Using the latest technology, we performed cosmetic surgery on it, so that, apart from the inability to reproduce, its appearance is no different from when it was alive."

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