Law Enforcement Forces?
Velen pondered to himself, this might be a good opportunity.
The Pandaren of the Vale of Eternal Blossoms only know some fancy moves, Taran Zhu certainly wouldn't allow the ingredients to learn martial arts.
However, the unsuspecting ingredients didn't see it that way; a lie repeated a thousand times becomes the truth.
The Pandaren of the Vale of Eternal Blossoms have always considered themselves martial arts masters and viewed the Shado-Pan Monastery as nothing more than a group of weak Kobolds.
The Pandaren elder roared angrily, "As everyone knows, in Azeroth, our strength is second only to the Orcs, ranking second. The Shado-Pan Monastery's bunch of scoundrels are ignorant of their own limitations and must be severely punished to teach them a lesson. The establishment of Law Enforcement Force is of utmost urgency."
"But who should lead the Law Enforcement Force?" a wise man asked.
Everyone shook their heads, and one of the wise men said with deep concern:
"I'm about to be chosen and honorably become food. If I were to become the leader of the Law Enforcement Force, I would miss this great opportunity."
Everyone had similar concerns; after all, the main thing was that it was for food. Velen wanted to step forward, but after thinking about it, he gave up.
No one wanted to be the leader of the Law Enforcement Force, so a vote was the only option. A wise man, with a bitter face, unfortunately drew the ballot for the position.
The resolution has been formed, and according to procedure, it needs to be submitted to Sect Leader Taran Zhu for review. Velen volunteered to take on this task.
Inside a palatial, luxurious building, Taran Zhu took the proposal from Velen, casually flipped through a few pages, and didn't even bother to lift her eyelids.
"Law Enforcement Forces, that's a very good suggestion, let's put it here for now."
Velen thought to himself, "If this drags on, it might all fizzle out," and cautiously said:
"Master Zhu, I heard that the disciples of Shado-Pan Monastery have been suffering terribly since being infected by the Sha, living in torment day and night."
Taran Zhu hesitated for a moment, then nodded. "Indeed, whenever I think of those suffering disciples, my heart aches as if it's being torn apart. I wish I could fly back to Shado-Pan Monastery immediately, but this matter cannot be rushed; we must consider it carefully."
Velen stepped forward, clasped his hands in a fist salute, and said, "Master Zhu, the Pandaren of the Vale of Eternal Blossoms are all burning with a burning desire to rescue their people from the Sha. This is a matter of Pandaren dignity."
Taran Zhu remained unmoved, waving her hand and saying, "I know what I'm doing; you don't need to worry."
This is bad!
Seeing that Taran Zhu was unmoved by his words, Velen had no choice but to give up.
Fortunately, Velen had a backup plan.
After leaving the palace, the Pandaren, who had been chosen as the leader of the Law Enforcement Force, hurriedly asked, "Did Master Zhu agree?"
Velen looked around to make sure no one was watching, then lowered his voice and said:
"Master Zhu has agreed. Go and select members now. Our Pandaren from the Vale of Eternal Blossoms of Eternal Blossoms are all top-tier experts, capable of taking on a hundred men each. We don't need to select too many; fifty will suffice. Remember, this matter must be kept secret. Do not let it be known. Tonight, launch a surprise attack on Qionghua Lake."
"Why Qionghua Lake?" the leader asked, looking surprised.
For generations, a group of Jinyu have lived by Qionghua Lake in Vale of Eternal Blossoms, and they built the magnificent Qionghua Palace.
After the Qionghua Palace was destroyed by Garrosh and Thrall, a small group of Jinyu settled here via an underground river. They numbered no more than a hundred and lived peacefully with the Pandaren in the Vale of Vale of Eternal Blossoms.
Velen said solemnly, "There's something strange about Qionghua Lake, and it's also for training purposes. We must not disappoint Master Zhu."
It's important to know that most of the Pandaren in the Vale of Eternal Blossoms are simple-minded. The leader of the Law Enforcement Force never expected that Velen would deceive him, and happily accepted his orders and left.
Velen watched his retreating figure and a smug smile spread across his face.
The Vale of Vale of Eternal Blossoms is heavily guarded, with Jaina's Lightforging Orcs firmly holding several passes, making it impossible to escape.
Jaina and Taran Zhu overlooked Qionghua Lake, which was Velen's only chance.
This night was destined to be anything but peaceful.
Fifty Pandaren launched an attack on Qionghua Lake, killing several Jinyu. The Jinyu immediately retaliated, unleashing a barrage of water arrows. The Pandaren of the Vale of Eternal Blossoms had never seen anything like this before and were utterly defeated. All fifty Pandaren, along with their leader, perished in the battle.
The Jinyu, not expecting the Pandaren to be so weak, were blinded by their victory and charged into the Vale of Eternal Blossoms with a roar.
Taran Zhu woke up from her sleep and heard shouts of killing outside. She hurriedly ran out to check.
Chaos reigned in the Vale of Eternal Blossoms, flames soared into the sky, and Pandaren ran around like headless flies, their screams echoing everywhere. Taran Zhu hurriedly grabbed a Pandaren was trying to escape.
What happened?
The Pandaren cried out in a panic, "Master Zhu, something terrible has happened! A million Jinyu have invaded the Vale of Eternal Blossoms, killing everyone they see and burning down every house they come across! It's terrifying!"
"What, a million Jinyu?"
Taran Zhu was terrified. Without having time to find out the truth, she hurriedly used her lightness skill to escape to the camp of the New Lightforged Orcs for protection.
To supply the flesh and blood of the three races of Kalimdor, the Pandaren in the Vale of Eternal Blossoms multiplied rapidly, reaching a total population of over 500,000.
Although their fighting strength was negligible, they never expected to be routed by less than a hundred Jinyu, who scattered and fought amongst themselves, resulting in countless deaths and injuries.
The Jinyu charged and fought for a while before retreating. The chaos among the Pandaren lasted all night, only Anjing down at dawn. After counting, the casualties exceeded 100,000.
After investigation, it was found that there were less than a hundred Jinyu who attacked last night. Taran Zhu stared at the Pandaren cleaning up the Battlefield with a gloomy face, not knowing what to say.
Since they are food ingredients, we can't expect them to have any fighting ability.
Seeing Taran Zhu's annoyed expression, Velen knew his chance had come and cautiously suggested:
"Master Zhu, there's something I'm unsure whether I should say."
Taran Zhu glanced at him disdainfully. "Speak."
Velen said worriedly, "I've heard that the Jinyu are always greedy. After last night's crushing defeat, Jinyu and won't give up. I'm afraid even more Jinyu will come to kill us upon hearing the news."
Do you think this place is my cafeteria?
Although the New Lightforged Orcs are enough to protect the Vale of Vale of Eternal Blossoms, that would be tantamount to handing over the Vale of Eternal Blossoms's breeding farms to Jaina, a situation Taran Zhu does not want to see.
Taran Zhu's eyes widened as she asked, "What good idea do you have?"
Cultivating Chi is impossible; Taran Zhu is no fool.
"My suggestion is to cultivate the Path of the Holy Light," Velen said solemnly. "I've heard that the Path of the Holy Light can unite the Pandaren and make them utterly loyal."
"Holy Light Edict."
The Holy Light Edict guarantees absolute loyalty. Taran Zhu knows this magic, but obtaining it is not easy. Perhaps Jaina knows something about it.
"Your suggestion is good; let me think about it."
After a chaotic night, the wise men of the Vale of Eternal Blossoms gathered as usual for their debate.
The elderly Pandaren sage recounted with dramatic emphasis, "That night, thirty million Jinyu attacked. We, the Pandaren of the Vale of Eternal Blossoms, fought back fiercely, killing fifteen million Jinyu and achieving a glorious victory. Our losses were negligible, with fewer than thirty lightly wounded."
"This great victory proves once again that the Pandaren of the Vale of Eternal Blossoms are invincible, and I am proud of you. We are the second most powerful race after the Orcs, but of course, we cannot be complacent. We must be aware of our shortcomings. Pandaren martial arts are profound and extensive, and the Vale of Vale of Eternal Blossoms is full of masters, but our culinary skills are still somewhat lacking."
Today's topic is: How to cook Jinyu.