Good Deadpool Is Still Going Strong!

"Loki? Are you there? Someone's trying to murder your uncle!"

"..."

Okay, looks like he's not here.

"Is anyone else here?" Wade looked around after hearing Lin Xu's question, then paused in surprise.

"Hey handsome, I may be a mercenary, but I never kill innocent people indiscriminately, okay? I only kill gang members, and since you're just as handsome as me, there's even less chance I'd kill you!"

"... I wasn't talking about you!"

"Hahaha, it seems someone is trying to murder my fans! I will never allow that!"

As he spoke, Wade held up two fingers.

"If you hire me, I believe no one in the world can murder you in front of me!"

You just laughed, didn't you?

"Huh... no!"

"Forget it, I don't have any money, and you can't help me anyway."

Lin Xu turned around and began packing his things. If what he thought was true, he probably couldn't stay in this universe anymore, and he didn't dare gamble on whether Loki would help him.

"That's impossible! You're staying in such a nice hotel, and you can't even come up with two thousand dollars?"

"How much? Two thousand dollars?" Lin Xu stopped what he was doing upon hearing the amount and turned to look at Wade in surprise.

Wade, still holding his two fingers, said, "Of course, wait, you don't want to hire me for two hundred dollars, do you?"

Lin Xu blinked but didn't say anything.

He's used to being a capitalist; he used to pay two hundred men for every freelance job he hired. Now, someone's offering such a low price—he's really not used to it...

"... Fine, since you're my fan, two hundred it is. Let's make it clear beforehand, this is just the price for protecting you. I'm not responsible for taking out the assassin for you; that's a separate price."

Lin Xu:... What the hell, why am I suddenly feeling a little touched?

As expected of Deadpool, in the Wasteland, he'd give away anything except Desert Eagle and Deadpool the dog.

Do you have a girlfriend?

"... No..."

"Ha, you look just like Daniel Wu on screen, and you don't have a girlfriend?"

"Hmph, they're just infatuated with my looks and those two Golden Desert Eagles!"

"Alright, stop being so narcissistic, come with me!"

Where to?

"Didn't you say you'd protect me? I don't have any US dollars, but how about some gold? I'll give you two kilograms!" With that, Lin Xu pulled out two gold bars from the Sub-Dimension and tossed them to Wade.

Wade frantically caught the gold brick, his eyes gleaming. "Fuck! You're right, you're my dad!"

"...??"

"Ha, you were just calling your dad a bastard."

"You call me my biological father? I've severed all ties with him. From today onwards, you're my father!"

Lin Xu ignored Wade's jerk behavior, packed everything up, and then opened a portal to another abandoned factory.

"Wow, Marvel's Little Fire Ring! I don't remember having Sorcerer Supreme in my universe!" (Deadpool occasionally breaks the fourth wall, but not that often.)

"... Don't call me Dad, you can call me Lin. What, seeing my strength, can you imagine how strong the enemy is?"

"Tch, Dimensional Demons? Do you think they dare touch me?"

Wade followed and stepped through the portal, saying as he stuffed two gold bricks into his chest, perfectly symmetrical and square, one on each side.

It's unbearable to look at.

Lin Xu turned his head, pretending not to see the two lumps on Wade's chest, and walked directly towards the inner factory.

The factory was now covered in blood and fresh impact marks.

Wade, who thought he had hidden the gold perfectly, lay down on the ground and smelled it.

"Based on the freshness of the blood, it was from around 3 PM yesterday."

"So professional?"

"The ability to make a living!"

It seems that Old Wolf has still gone down that path.

Lin Xu strode into the house and began searching.

"Dad, what are you looking for? Let me help you look for it."

"... Don't call me dad, check if I have any hair left."

"Yes, Father!"

"I only have those two pieces of gold. No matter how many times you ask, you won't get any more."

"Okay, Lin!"

Lin Xu:???

Although it's not the comic book Deadpool or Deadpool 10005, it's still Deadpool, so this kind of cheeky behavior is to be expected...

"Haha, I found it!"

Lin Xu quickly walked up to Wade and looked at the strand of white hair in his hand.

Both Caliban and Charles are bald, so this must be Logan's hair.

Lin Xu took the hair and immediately used the "Blood Pact Secret Technique" to Missing Person Search.

Soon, a portal opened.

At the other end of the portal was a dining table, where a family of three Logan, Charles, and their X-23 were sitting.

"Shit!"

The sudden turn of events startled everyone on the other side, and the male host quickly pulled out a spray bottle from under the dining table.

"Stop!" Logan recognized Lin Xu at a glance and quickly stopped the homeowner from doing so.

He looked at the Deadpool following behind Lin Xu and finally smiled slightly, "Wade?"

Hey, Xiu!

"I thought Days of Future Past had killed you, and I felt guilty about it for a long time."

"Ah, you should ask the screenwriter, after all, it's a copyright issue."

Logan frowned. What was this guy mumbling about?

Then, he looked at Lin Xu: "You didn't say you could do this!"

"As a clergy member, it's not unreasonable for him to know more things, is it?"

Logan nodded. "What, regretting giving me $100,000? Too bad, regret is useless now, I've already paid the shipyard."

"No, that's not it. I just heard you were in trouble, so I came to check on you."

Lin Xu approached Logan: "Have you forgotten Old Sam? That farm couple?"

"No!"

"I think you've simply forgotten that even though you Days of Future Past and changed the outcome of their deaths at the Zero, that's just how people are—they forget the pain once the wound heals."

Logan followed Lin Xu's gaze to the family of three and fell silent.

Charles watched as Logan was being scolded like a grandson, and weakly said, "I insisted on staying, I was so tired..."

"Oh, and you too, Chair Man, I'd completely forgotten about you if you hadn't said anything..."

Lin Xu quickly turned around and made a Seal of Vishanti for Wade.

Although this Deadpool isn't so chaotic and won't drive old Charles crazy, what if...?

"That guy said Caliban is dead, and you actually believed him?"

"Ah?"

"They captured Caliban, and they'll check out every place you go."

Logan quickly stood up. "Then let's hurry, we can't cause them any trouble."

"We can't leave!" Wade suddenly exclaimed.

"I suppose you're talking about that biotech company. They have no moral compass. If we leave, those three will probably be dead!"

Deadpool is still going strong!

"Then what do you suggest we do?"

"Wait! Wait for them to come, then kill them all. Only then will that family of three be safe!"

The homeowners, who had listened to the entire story, huddled in a corner, trembling with fear.

Good heavens, what kind of people did they take in?

Lin Xu agreed with Wade's plan, and even suggested that if possible, he could give Logan a new body.

Let's think of another way to prolong Charles's life. As long as Charles lives, Logan won't think about suicide.

This universe will not be secretly cut off by Paradoxes.

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