Rotten Avocado

Former site of Old Sam's house in British Columbia

Surrounded by mountains and nestled by water, this place was a perfect retreat, so Logan brought a bunch of kids and Charles here.

As for the Eden that Wade depicted in the comics?

It was indeed a nice place, and the people in the town were quite friendly to them, but Logan left four years ago after Lin Xu reminded him; he didn't want to cause trouble for ordinary people anymore.

Logan!

"I've told you so many times, call me James!"

"James ~"

"What's wrong?"

Grandpa Charles wet the bed again!

Logan shook his head, put down the wrench, and walked towards the bedroom.

This is the third time this month!

Although Charles's brain was cured, his physical functions inevitably declined with age.

They've all gone to graze their sheep by the river; go keep an eye on them!

After giving instructions to Laura, Logan went into the bedroom to carry Charles to the sofa.

Suddenly, a dark yellow portal appeared before him.

"Strange, I wanted to go to 1990, but I ended up in 2033..."

The newcomer was dressed in a tight-fitting red and black bodysuit, with two black pistols on his thighs and Adamantium knife stuck in his back.

Logan breathed a sigh of relief upon seeing this; it turned out to be an acquaintance, so it was alright.

"Wade? Where did you get this technology? Where's your Golden Desert Eagle?"

"Aha, Hugh, wait, how come the one in 2033 is Young Wolf! And what is Golden Desert Eagle?"

Upon hearing that lewd voice, Logan immediately retreated to Charles's bedside.

"You're not Wade..."

"I am Wade. Who would dare impersonate me? If they did, I'd pull down my pants and expose them in public..."

"..."

Logan was now certain that the person in front of him was definitely not Wade, at least not the one he knew.

If he were alone, things would be fine, but Charles, who is unable to move, is with him, and his body's healing ability is not as good as before, so he can't be reckless.

"Hey Logan, I've been looking for you everywhere. Come with me."

"... Could you wait a moment while I change Charles's diaper?"

"Haha, Charles wet the bed? Wait a minute... Shit, I didn't bring my camera!"

Logan silently turned to face Charles, and taking the opportunity, extended a wolf claw and stabbed it into his own forehead.

This was the method Lin Xu had told him, the method to call for support within five years.

"Logan, do you have a phone? I still want to take a picture... Fuck!"

Just as Deadpool was still rambling on, a Mystic Portal appeared before him.

"The portal to Kamar-Taj, that damn Fox, he's secretly infringing on our copyright!"

Lin Xu heard this sentence as soon as he arrived, and he immediately understood what kind of plot this was...

But in order to confirm the identity of the person in front of him, Lin Xu rushed up to Deadpool at lightning speed and ripped off his hood.

A ripe, almost rotten avocado appeared before him, with a few tufts of hair still clinging to its top—the staples Deadpool had used to fasten his wig...

"Shit! Even if you're the Sorcerer Supreme, you can't treat me like this! Wait, are you a king? How come you're so handsome!"

"You've arrived a year too early. Wang is still in Antarctica receiving instruction from Oshtur."

Upon hearing this, Deadpool's brain instantly went blank.

That damn Fox not only infringes on Kamar-Taj, but also has a physical presence in Vishanti.

"Ahem, dear Sorcerer Supreme, I've come to borrow someone from you."

"You mean Logan? I'm afraid that won't work."

"It's alright. I'll return it to him after I borrow it, and I'll return it by this time to ensure the normal operation of this universe."

"... Are you cosplaying Hulk here?"

So, you agree?

"Let's try another universe... He's Anchor too. There are many Logans who aren't Anchor; we can find them gradually."

"Oh~"

Deadpool was somewhat disappointed upon hearing this, and prepared to try a different universe.

Suddenly, he abruptly looked up at Lin Xu!

You know about Anchor!

"Know..."

Thump~

Deadpool suddenly slid to his knees and grabbed Lin Xu's leg.

"Waaaaah, my dear Sorcerer Supreme, please save my universe!"

Grass!

Lin Xu shook his legs, but found that the dog was holding on too tightly. He wanted to push it away, but he couldn't bring himself to do it when he saw the avocado.

"Let go!"

"I won't loosen my grip—unless I'm dead!"

"Fine, then go die!"

Without saying a word, Lin Xu drew the Adamantium knife from Deadpool's back and plunged it into his head.

As Deadpool "died," his body went limp and he was kicked away by Lin Xu.

Logan looked at Deadpool with a steel knife stuck in his head, then at Lin Xu straightening his trousers, and without saying a word, placed Charles on the sofa and began to gather the sheets.

"Don't worry about the floor, I'll clean it myself later..."

"Ouch, fuck! That hurts!"

Before Logan could finish speaking, Deadpool, who was lying on the ground, suddenly opened his eyes, pulled out the steel knife from his head, and white blood gushed out of the hole.

Seeing the Deadpool staggering towards him, Lin Xu looked disgusted and quickly cast a Mystic Portal under his feet.

"Ah~ No! I don't want to be like Loki!"

Seeing this, Lin Xu finally breathed a sigh of relief.

How is Charles?

"Heh, still the same old story. Playing games at night and sleeping during the day, and lately he's even started swearing..."

Actually, there are many ways to extend lifespan...

"Need not!"

Before Lin Xu could finish speaking, Logan interrupted him, "If he wanted to extend his lifespan, he only needed to transfer his mental energy. Since he didn't do that, it proves he's already thought it through."

"Alright, you guys figure it out yourselves."

"What do you mean by 'Anchor'?"

"You wouldn't want to know."

Logan nodded without asking any further questions. He changed the sheets and blankets, wiped Charles down, and then put him back on the bed.

"Would you like to stay for dinner?"

"No, I have something to do back home, I'll wait a bit..." Lin Xu suddenly stopped opening the portal, turned around and looked at Logan with an unfriendly gaze.

"Why do you sound like you're telling me to get rid of me?"

"Haha, you heard me right."

Logan laid Charles down, patted the soiled sheet, and picked it up.

"I definitely can't cook, and you've complained about the kids' cooking skills more than once."

"..."

Lin Xu recalled that noon. He had assumed that since these children had been raised by Mexico nurses, they would have some Mexico culinary skills, such as making Mexico.

But I never expected they only knew how to make Indian-style "food"...