American Comics: From Beijing with Love, Turning In Mutants at the Start
Chapter 107

You Old Bastard, Try a Socialist Shoulder Throw!

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"Roar!"

The Sabretooth roared and pounced on Wolverine again.

Ten sharp fingernails left ten afterimages in the wind and snow.

In the past, Wolverine would have pounced on him long ago, eyes red with fury, howling, and the two would have torn each other to shreds in the snow.

But today.

Wolverine planted a firm stance, lowering his center of gravity.

"Just stay here and be quiet!"

"Bang!"

The two humanoid Beasts collided in the snow, the Sabretooth's ten sharp claws aimed directly at Wolverine's neck.

Wolverine nimbly ducked to avoid the fatal blow, grabbed Sabretooth's leather jacket collar with both hands, used the momentum to fall backward, and braced his right foot against Sabretooth's abdomen.

Rabbit kicks eagle!

"Get out of my way!"

The Sabretooth, weighing over 200 pounds, was slammed three meters away by his adorable little brother with a perfect over-the-shoulder throw.

Sing Sing, wrapped in Cao Dahua's woolen overcoat, clapped and cheered from the steps. "Beautiful! This move, 'Old Man Pushing a Cart'... oh no, this move, 'Uprooting a Willow Tree,' truly captures the essence of China martial arts!"

The Sabretooth leaped out of the snow pit, its eyes filled with shock as if it had seen a ghost.

"Why are you hiding?! You actually hid?!"

The Mutants brothers fight, mainly in a brutal, hand-to-hand combat style where they hurt each other.

What kind of "using minimal force to achieve maximum effect" technique are you using?!

"Are you going to hide and wait for me to scratch my new winter clothes?"

Wolverine patted the snow off his cotton-padded coat. "This was just bought by Director Zhao at the county wholesale market last week! It's all good quality cotton, and it cost 120 yuan! Will you reimburse me?"

"I'll reimburse you, you son of a bitch!"

Sabretooth's mentality completely collapsed.

This time, he didn't mince words; relying on his long arms and legs, he directly used his massive body to pounce on Wolverine and knock him to the ground.

The two rolled around in the snow.

"Sizzle!"

The Sabretooth's claws pierced Wolverine's left shoulder, and blood stained his military green cotton-padded coat.

Wolverine grunted, and his steel claws shot out, piercing into the Sabretooth's thigh.

"Fuck!" the Sabretooth cried out in pain.

Wolverine gritted his teeth, his steel claws churning inside the other's flesh.

Both of them possess superhuman healing abilities, which makes the scene appear extremely bloody, yet neither can kill the other.

Fresh blood gushed out, and the wound was visibly healing.

You stab my ribs, I'll scratch your carotid artery.

You rip out my intestines, I'll insert a tube into your lungs.

Blood and flesh flew everywhere, staining the snow with patches of red and white, like shaved ice with spilled ketchup.

But the art style is quite bizarre.

"Hey! Roll to the left! Roll to the left!"

Sing Sing stood on the steps, jumping up and down anxiously! "Old Jin, keep an eye on things! That patch on the right is where Director Zhao just sowed winter wheat seeds! If you damage even one pound, you'll lose two yuan from your salary!"

Upon hearing that his wages would be docked, Wolverine, despite the Sabretooth's claws, kicked his legs and rolled twice into the snowdrift on the left, still holding the Sabretooth.

The Sabretooth, coughing up blood and breaking through its defenses, yelled, "You're fighting and you're still worrying about the Maze?!"

"You don't know anything! Maze is food! Food is our lifeline!"

Wolverine slammed his headbutt into Sabretooth's nose, breaking it with a crack. "I'm a certified forest ranger now; damaging crops is against the rules!"

The Sabretooth was enraged.

He raised his sharp claws without hesitation, aiming at Ou Doudou's heart; he wanted to rip out the heart of this good-for-nothing!

"Clang!"

Three sharp fingernails snapped off on the spot, spinning and flying into the snow.

"Ah!!"

The ten fingers are connected to the heart; the Sabretooth let out a miserable cry, clutching its hand and retreating repeatedly.

Wolverine got up from the ground and stretched his shoulders. "You think your few rat claws are good enough to tickle me?"

Sabretooth looked at his bleeding fingers, then at the little boy opposite him, and his worldview shattered.

How can we fight like this?

Instead of fighting amongst themselves, these Mutants have started learning martial arts?

But he's Sabretooth, the apex predator among Mutants!

We can't lose face!

"Jimmy... do you think you can beat me like this?" Sabretooth's eyes were bloodshot as he charged forward recklessly.

He opened his blood-red maw; since his claws were broken, he would bite with his teeth! He would bite through his throat!

"You old bastard, isn't this going to stop yet!"

Wolverine's eyes narrowed, and instead of retreating, he advanced.

The moment the Sabretooth pounced, he slid in and crawled right under its Sabretooth.

He casually raised the steel claw in his right hand.

"Whoosh!"

Three streaks of silver light flashed by.

"Awoo!!"

The Sabretooth let out a miserable howl, squeezed its legs together and fell onto the snow, clutching its inner thighs with its hands.

Sing Sing felt a chill run down his groin and instinctively squeezed his legs together. "Hiss... that 'scooping the moon from the sea' move, how vicious..."

Wolverine stood up and clapped his hands.

"You like to scratch people, don't you? I'll cut your thigh tendons and see how you jump around then."

The Sabretooth lay in the snow pit, his crotch stained with blood. His Healing Factor was repairing his ruptured tendons, but the pain prevented him from standing up for a while.

What made him even more desperate was that when Ou Doudou walked up to him, there was no longer the hatred in her eyes, only the disdain she showed when looking at a hooligan.

"Coming to someone's doorstep in the middle of the night to cause trouble, breaking things and refusing to pay for them."

Wolverine shook his head. "Victor, that's called disorderly conduct and obstructing official business."

Sabretooth gritted his teeth. "Jimmy... Stryker won't let you get away with this... He'll send more men..."

"Let him come," Wolverine sneered.

"If he dares to come, I'll take him to the back mountain to see the black bear. The black bear hasn't eaten enough during its hibernation, so it needs some entertainment."

"You..." The Sabretooth couldn't catch his breath, and with excessive blood loss and extreme heartbreak, his eyes rolled back and he completely fainted.

The battle is over.

Wolverine retracted his claws, flicked his sleeves, and turned to look at Sing Sing on the steps.

"Director Zhou, what should we do with this good-for-nothing? Should we just bury him and use him as fertilizer?"

"Bury what! This is a walking KPI, a mobile first-class merit!"

Sing Sing slapped Wolverine on the broad shoulder, "Take him down the mountain! Hand him over to Tiger of the Serious Crimes Unit. This case is now in our 749 Bureau's hands!"

Wolverine smirked and grabbed the back of Sabretooth jacket by the collar with one hand.

The strong man, weighing over 200 pounds, was dragged like a dead dog, leaving a ditch in the snow.

Linshengtun Village Committee.

In a dilapidated brick house, Cao Dahua was wrapped in a floral cotton quilt and squatting in front of a charcoal brazier.

He looked up when he heard the door open.

Sing Sing stepped across the threshold wearing that wool coat.

Behind him followed a burly man in a cotton-padded coat, carrying a huge, bloody, mangled object in his hand.

"Sing Sing! You son of a bitch, give me back my clothes!" Cao Dahua shouted at the top of his lungs, his snot dripping from his nose.

"Cao Dahua, don't worry about the details. Look what good stuff I brought you."

Sing Sing stepped aside.

"Bang!"

Wolverine slammed the Sabretooth to the ground.

Cao Dahua shuddered in fright. "What... what is this thing? A savage?"

"Suspect!"

Sing Sing pointed at the Sabretooth on the ground.

"Transnational criminal activity, damaging national ecological reserves, suspected of intentional homicide and disturbing public order, as well as vandalism of public and private property! Quickly, set up the interrogation room!"

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