The Furniture City War God Volunteers for Battle!

The Sabretooth's claws, carrying a foul stench, were about to perform an unanesthetized craniotomy on Chan Ka-kui.

"Whoosh!"

Wolverine was about to charge forward, he saw Old Zhou blocking his way.

"What's the panic?"

Sing Sing pulled out a handful of caramelized melon seeds from somewhere and skillfully cracked one open.

"Let the dust settle. You're new here, so take this opportunity to learn how regular super cops enforce the law in a civilized manner."

Over there, Chan Ka-kui yelled "Holy crap!" and before he could even pull out any weapons, he instinctively did a backflip.

His hands weren't idle either; he swiftly grabbed the long bench that Cao Dahua had just sat on, and placed it across his chest.

"Snap!"

The violent impact, combined with the Mutants's claws, shattered the long bench into a pile of wood chips.

The Sabretooth missed its target, its sharp claws grazing the tip of Jiaju's nose.

"You assaulted a police officer! Don't you know the law?!"

Chan Ka-kui yelled and rolled backward.

As luck would have it, her toes hooked onto the floral quilt that Cao Dahua had used before.

With a flick of its ankle, the quilt suddenly covered the Sabretooth's head with a "whoosh".

Just as the Sabretooth was about to unleash its power again, everything went black before its eyes, and a mixture of sweat and the smell of chive dumplings assaulted its senses.

This enraged him, and he roared and lashed out with his claws, tearing at the wound.

"Oh dear! That quilt costs at least eighty yuan!"

Uncle Biao quickly took out his notebook to make accounts.

Chan Ka-kui didn't care how much the quilt cost.

Taking advantage of the two-second gap in the struggle between the Sabretooth and the quilt, his eyes darted around and he grabbed the large enamel mug on the table.

"Sizzle!"

The scalding hot tea smeared all over the Sabretooth's face.

"Aww!"

The Sabretooth covered its eyes, burning from the heat.

His self-healing ability is amazing; even steel bars piercing his body can heal him.

Even a god would shed tears from the simple physiological stimulation of having their eyeballs scalded by boiling water!

"Old Jin, did you understand?"

"Old Jin, did you understand?" Sing Sing spat out another piece of sunflower seed shells, gesturing confidently as he pointed out the flaws in the situation.

"This is called using terrain advantages to create blind spots and catch the enemy off guard."

Wolverine didn't understand; when he fought, he always howled and stabbed each other.

You slash me, I scratch you; the main objective is to swap health bars.

The way that big-nosed guy is fighting...

What kind of school of thought is this?!

The Sabretooth went completely mad.

He, a top-tier Mutants predator, was actually breached by a cup of high-scoring liquor!

I'm going to rip your guts out!

Sabretooth wiped the tea stalks off its face, got on all fours, and charged at Chan Ka-kui like a mad rhinoceros.

Jiaju took off running, his route flamboyant.

They specifically went around behind the load-bearing columns and the stove.

The Sabretooth slapped it with its paw.

Jiaju lowered his body.

"Bang!" A large chunk of the cement pillar was knocked off.

Taking advantage of the opportunity, Jiaju peeked out from behind the pillar, grabbed a half-cut scallion he had picked up from somewhere, and shoved it into the Sabretooth's right nostril.

"Fuck!"

The pungent smell of the scallions hit him right in the head, causing the Sabretooth to shed tears and snot, and sneeze uncontrollably.

Mars

"Don't run away!"

"You think I won't run just because you tell me not to? I'm not stupid!"

The scene briefly turned into a comical cat-and-mouse game.

The moment the fight began, Cao Dahua scrambled into the woodpile, muttering, "You can't see me, you can't see me..."

Soon, Chan Ka-kui was cornered.

The Sabretooth grinned and raised its claws to smash down.

Chan Ka-kui grabbed the large iron pot lid from the stove and, with a clang, blocked the Sabretooth's sharp claws.

The Sabretooth was so strong that the pot lid sank straight down under its weight.

But Chan Ka-kui doesn't play by the rules at all.

He held the pot lid steady, but then thrust his right foot forward and stomped down on the Sabretooth's bare, furry paw!

He even rolled it twice more!

"Awoo!!"

Even Mutants feel pain when their toes are stepped on!

The Sabretooth shuddered in pain, its grip weakening by half.

With lightning speed, Jiaju shoved the pot lid onto the Sabretooth's face, grabbed his thick wrist, and using the tiger's forward momentum, turned, bent over, and exerted force!

A silky smooth over-the-shoulder throw!

"Boom!"

The Sabretooth over 200 pounds, was swung through the air and slammed solidly to the ground.

Chan Ka-kui grimaced and shook his hand, "Ouch... that was close! This guy's bones are really hard, it hurts so much!"

Despite crying out in pain, he didn't stop walking.

He rushed forward, grabbed the iron chain that Wolverine had just cut, and quickly wrapped it around Sabretooth's neck and arms twice.

Then he kicked the Sabretooth in the back, using the force to lock both ends tightly.

After finishing the job, I dusted off my hands.

Wolverine glanced at his brother, who was bound hand and foot, and then at Chan Ka-kui, who was rubbing his hands together and breathing on them to warm them up.

"What... what kind of technique is this guy practicing?"

Wolverine turned to Sing Sing, "So... you can fight like that? How come he's so slippery? Like a mudfish come to life!"

"You wouldn't understand," Sing Sing patted him on the shoulder.

"This is called 'Unrestricted Free Fighting: The Furniture City War God's Secret Technique.' Don't be fooled by his lack of superpowers; as long as he's in this room with pots, pans, tables, chairs, and benches, he's an invincible god!"

Wolverine realized that his days of howling and stabbing at people made him look like a brainless brute.

In the corner, the Sabretooth gritted its teeth.

He was tied up again, this time in an extremely humiliating way!

It resembles a tortoise shell.

"I'm going to kill you! Kill you!"

He frantically yanked at the chains in a fit of impotent rage.

"Behave yourself!"

Chan Ka-kui walked over, casually picked up half a cold steamed bun from the table, and stuffed it into the Sabretooth's mouth, causing the tiger to choke and roll its eyes.

"What should we do with this guy? Send him straight to the station?"

Before Sing Sing could even speak, Uncle Biao had already walked over with a dark expression.

"Don't send it to the bureau! Settle the accounts first!"

"The long bench is fifty, the floral quilt is eighty, the eight-immortal table is a bit more expensive at two hundred. And that flattened iron pot lid is thirty! Add in the shock fee and lost wages, and the total comes to..."

"Uncle Biao, your vision is too narrow."

Sing Sing stepped forward and put his arm around his shoulder. "We have to calculate the cost of this kind of transnational fugitive using the international exchange rate! All the damage he just caused will be deducted from his future labor reform food allowance! Deducted until he can only eat boiled cabbage for the rest of his life!"

Sabretooth's eyes actually reddened; when had this mighty killing machine ever suffered such humiliation?

"Kill me! Stryker won't let you get away with this!"

"Stryker again? Fine."

Sing Sing sneered and turned to look at Chan Ka-kui.

This guy wastes furniture, but he's got high combat strength!

Most importantly, taking him out can save a lot of money on hiring bodyguards!

"Jiaju, as the saying goes, a chance encounter is better than a planned meeting. Since you're already here..."

Sing Sing put his hand on Chan Ka-kui's shoulder, "How about I take you to United States to show off your skills? Food and lodging included, all expenses reimbursed!"