The Principal Joined the Act Himself?
Sing Sing stood amidst the students lying haphazardly on the ground, scratching his head in frustration.
The situation seems to have stabilized, but the biggest problem remains unresolved.
Except for those who had taken "intestinal sobering pills," everyone at Toyo High School was lying on the floor, sleeping like the dead.
These are thousands of living people, each weighing over 100 pounds!
Even if Sing Sing grew eight arms and transformed into a centipede demon, carrying two in each hand to move all these little brats to a safe place, it would still take until tomorrow.
"Oh no... Am I really going to have to play tower defense games at school?"
Sing Sing took out a cigarette, put it in his mouth, and was just about to light it.
"Boom--!"
A deafening explosion erupted from the school gates, sounding like the roar of countless large-displacement engines simultaneously.
Sing Sing was startled and drew his Pig Butchering Knife, staring at the door.
Old Zhou, who was on high alert, did not expect that what rushed in were countless heavily modified motorcycles.
The vehicle was filled with delinquent biker gang members, most of whom wore clothes embroidered with the words "Yoru Shiku" and "National Domination," and brandished various weapons.
That's not all.
Behind the biker gang's convoy, cars drove in smoothly.
The car doors opened in unison, and hundreds of burly men, all dressed in black suits and wearing sunglasses, stepped out.
This group of people even walked with an aggressive air about them, as if to say, "I'm here to settle this."
Sing Sing was stunned. What kind of divine spectacle was this?
Did the Japan yakuza choose the wrong venue for their annual awards ceremony?
Just as he was pondering whether to strike first and chop down this group of thugs who seemed to be there to steal his life, a petite figure in a red tracksuit stood up beside him.
Kumiko Yamaguchi.
This is the homeroom teacher of Class 3-D who usually looks unsophisticated, but is willing to take a slap himself to protect his students.
She took off her black-rimmed glasses and tossed them into the ruins. She then put her hands behind her head, pulled down the hair ties that bound her pigtails, and let her long, black hair fly freely.
Her previously somewhat naive gaze transformed into a ruthless one, seamlessly changing her image from a "pushover female teacher" to a "gangster boss."
"You all from the Ōedo Family! Listen up!"
The hundreds of burly men who had been so arrogant just moments before all bowed to Kumiko Yamaguchi at the same time.
"Young Miss!!"
Kumiko Yamaguchi pointed at the students scattered on the ground and shouted:
"There's no time for rules now! Get every single student out of the school!"
"Hi!!"
Without saying a word, the burly men in black began carrying people.
On the other side.
Eikichi Onizuka, who always leered at girls, also wandered over to the biker gang's formation, took out a lighter, and lit a cigarette.
"My little ones."
The biker gang members all straightened their backs and stared at him with fervor.
"Hurry up and get these brats out of here! Quickly! Don't let the Yamaguchi family next door laugh at us!"
"Oh!!"
The biker gang members dropped their weapons and competed with the Ōedo Family to become porters.
Sing Sing watched this scene, bewildered and confused.
This "rescue team," more gangster-like than gangsters and more ruthless than thugs, brought tears to his eyes.
"Great... finally there are normal people in this lousy school!"
At the same time, the fully armed Japan special mobile force had just assembled, with twelve armored vehicles lined up in a row.
The commander was holding a walkie-talkie, preparing to issue the order for "indiscriminate cleansing."
At the critical moment, a scream came through the walkie-talkie, "Sir! Sir! Emergency! Target spotted!"
The commander frowned. "Are there monsters in Toyo High Schools?"
"No! Not a high school! It's... it's the Yasukuni Divine Toilet! Oh no, a pervert in a red and black bodysuit has appeared at the Shinto shrine!"
The commander was startled and snatched the tablet computer.
In the scene, Deadpool is standing on top of the torii gate at the main entrance of Shinto shrine, holding up a megaphone.
"Moshi moshi! Hello, fellow villagers!"
"I am the greatest mercenary in the entire universe! Today, I've landed a huge job!"
Deadpool wiggled his butt and shouted arrogantly.
Listen up! The big order is for me to blow this lousy toilet of yours to the heavens! And then, on the way, drop a nuclear bomb on Mount Fuji!
"Finally! I want to knock off the Emperor's skull and make it into a limited-edition toilet flush handle!"
The commander's blood pressure spiked to its limit.
Bombing the Shinto shrine?
Bombing Mount Fuji?
Are you going to use the Emperor's head as a toilet?!
Not only him, but also the top levels of the Japan government were in an uproar.
This is no longer a minor matter of uncontrolled biochemical pollution; it's about rubbing the face of the entire Yamato people on the ground and spitting thick phlegm on it!
"Sir! That's Deadpool, the mad mercenary on the international wanted list! That lunatic is capable of anything he says!"
The enraged commander slammed his tablet down. "Forget about Toyo High School! Turn the entire army around! Head to the Shinto shrine immediately! Stop that red-skinned pervert at all costs!"
The evacuation of Toyo High School is nearing completion.
Shi Xiaoyan joined the three-way battle, creating a 2v1v1 situation.
Sing Sing had just shoved the two clowns Mitsuhashi Takashi and Ito Shinji, into the van and was about to go help deal with the Silver Samurai ProMax and the Omega Red.
Before I could even turn around, I heard a whooshing sound as it hurtled through the air.
"Snap! Bang!"
With Sing Sing drew his Pig Butchering Knife and deflected the stones with a few swift movements.
The wind dispersed the dust, revealing a monster nearly two and a half meters tall standing there. This thing was too peculiar in appearance, giving off a sense of being cobbled together due to insufficient budget.
Its underlying skin is dark black, and its armor is asymmetrical.
The left half is silver-gray metal, while the right half shines with a gaudy gold luster.
What's most eye-catching is its head.
The main head was a dark gold skull, without eyes or a nose, only two rows of jagged, sharp teeth.
That's not all; it also has a gold and silver skull dog head on each of its left and right shoulders.
The golden dog on the right has three sharp horns on its head, while the silver dog on the left is emitting steam.
Who designed this look?
Their aesthetic sense is practically trampled on by a husky!
As Sing Sing pondered where to begin his attack, his gaze swept downwards.
Good heavens!
The monster had a human face embedded in its chest!
That face looked familiar too; wasn't that Tennoji Hiroshi, the principal of Toyo High School?
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"Holy crap!"
Sing Sing couldn't help but take a half step back.
"No, Principal, aren't you going a bit too far?"
"Even if you're under a lot of pressure to recruit students, you don't need to personally dress up as a mascot, do you? Is that costume even breathable?"
The pale human face on the monster's chest twitched twice.
"Hoshino Seiichi... or should I call you, Ling Ling Qi, an agent of the 749 Bureau of China?"
The face on his chest stared at him, its voice hoarse.
"You ruined my school! You ruined generations of my family's God-Making Project!"
"Today, you will all stay here and be buried with me!"