Deadpool Really Blew Up the Divine Toilet!

Sing Sing opened his eyes and saw a dark brown wooden ceiling and a paper lampshade in front of him.

He tried moving his fingers; they were alright, not too stiff. He didn't sleep for too long this time.

The dantian felt empty; the once abundant Inner Qi had withered away like the Taklamakan Desert, leaving it feeling utterly desolate.

Damn...

He slaughtered countless pigs in his life, and in the end, he treated himself like a pig to be slaughtered, even ending up in the ICU. How can he work in the 749 Bureau if word gets out?

Sing Sing turned his neck with difficulty. There was a bed next to him, and on it lay a thing that looked like a mummy.

Old Zhou took a closer look at the half of his face that was exposed and breathed a sigh of relief.

It's Shi Xiaoyan; as long as she's still breathing, that's fine.

Old Zhou, gritting his teeth, tried to sit up from the tatami mat, attempting to demonstrate the tenacity of a tough, unyielding man.

Just as I braced myself against the edge of the bed, I felt as if the back of my head had been pierced by a steel needle. My hand trembled, and with a thud, I slammed back onto the pillow.

The noise they made woke up the person who was dozing nearby.

Upon hearing the sound, the swaying Saeko Busujima sprang to her feet, overjoyed. "Mori! You're finally awake!"

"Cough... Keep your voice down." Sing Sing waved his hand weakly. "Right now, your master's old life is practically frozen... Is there any water?"

Saeko Busujima hurriedly got up, ran to the next room to get a glass of warm water, then helped Sing Sing up and rested his head on her kneeling thighs, slowly pouring water into his dry, chapped mouth.

"Sense, you've been unconscious for a day and a night..."

"You slept for so long?"

Sing Sing choked on his water and stared in surprise.

Why did you spit out ice cubes?

"What happened after I collapsed? What's going on? How did I end up being packed up and brought here? By the way, where am I?"

This is my home.

Saeko Busujima laid him flat on the tatami mat before clearing her throat and giving a debriefing.

Even after Sing Sing fell to the ground, the events on the playground did not stop.

Omega Red seized the opportunity and launched a sneak attack on Wolverine Silver Samurai Pro Max swung his sword at him.

Just as he was fantasizing about draining the Healing Factor in one fell swoop, a Mutants suddenly appeared out of nowhere.

Ichirai Hisako blocked the attack from the Omega Red and fought alongside Wolverine.

The already exhausted Omega Red was furious at the constant interference in the battle, but there was nothing it could do.

In the end, after the Omega Red was defeated by the Silver Samurai Pro Max, it immediately retreated, leaving behind a threat before fleeing, boasting that it would come back to find him.

Shingen Yashida didn't dare to fight to the death either; he lacked confidence in taking on Wolverine and Ichirai Hisako, who were gradually regaining their strength, one-on-one.

After glancing at the daughter being cared for by Yukio, the large tin can took the small tin can and slipped away.

The battle, which started strong but ended weakly, concluded abruptly.

The relocation work across the entire school reached its most intense stage.

A long line of burly men in black suits from the Ōedo Family and young biker gang members formed.

The unconscious students were transported out one by one, like sardines in a can on an assembly line.

As the rumors spread, a conflict arose between the two groups as they competed for sales targets.

The man in the black suit carried two at once, but the biker gang member, not to be outdone, carried three.

The men in black suits started jogging, while the biker gang played a relay race.

It is said that on that day, hospitals and clinics throughout Tokyo all lit up red lights, indicating an emergency.

The doctors, watching one high school student after another brought in by biker gangs and gangsters, fell into philosophical contemplation.

Amidst the chaos of war, a man wearing a trench coat and sporting a slicked-back hairstyle arrived at the school.

After following the trail to find Sing Sing and Shi Xiaoyan, he planned to take them away.

Upon hearing this, Old Zhou knew that this guy was Liu Jianyi.

Before Liu Jianyi could get close to the two, he was blocked by Saeko Busujima with her katana, Ichirai Hisako also came over and stared at the suspicious person with a predatory gaze.

Seeing that the two high school girls wouldn't let go, Liu Jianyi was extremely anxious. He couldn't very well shout that he was an intelligence agent from the 749 Bureau, could he?

When the two sides were deadlocked, Yukio limped over and told them that this guy was indeed in cahoots with Sing Sing.

Yukio looked particularly pitiful at this moment, dragging her injured leg and carrying the unconscious Mariko on her back.

Yukio nodded to everyone with a complicated expression before turning and leaving. Wolverine gave Saeko Busujima a few instructions, meaning to contact him after Sing Sing woke up. Then he came to Yukio's side, carrying Mariko in one arm and Kobayashi Amiko in the other, and left the school.

It's when they walk that they keep swaying and their legs shake.

After discussing it, Saeko Busujima and Ichirai Hisako decided to send the two of them to the Busujima Family.

The Busujima Family is a prominent family in Japan with a good social standing, so it's reasonable for them to hide the two of them here.

When Mitsuhashi and the others saw that their leader was about to be taken away by their senior, they didn't resist. Saeko Busujima was the captain of the Kendo Club and was recognized by the entire school as a trustworthy person.

Mitsuhashi even let out a couple of lewd laughs; if he hadn't been slapped on the head by the scabbard, he probably would have uttered some nonsense.

After much deliberation, Liu Jianyi had no choice but to compromise.

It's much better to hide the person at the Busujima Family than in his Kabukicho. After leaving his contact information, he jumped directly into the collapsed old school building.

Old Zhou is unconscious, and the task of finding his remains and collecting evidence can only be carried out by him for the time being.

Saeko Busujima and Ichirai Hisako borrowed a car from the Ōedo Family, and after stuffing the two of them inside, they sneaked away through the west gate like thieves.

Just two street corners away, a deafening explosion rang out, and a mushroom cloud rose into the sky not far away.

That direction leads to the Yasukuni Divine Toilet very familiar to all Japan people.

The news that afternoon provided the answer to this astonishing mystery.

The host looked like he'd lost his parents; the somber atmosphere was no different from hosting a funeral.

"A very serious explosion occurred this morning in Chiyoda Ward... fragments of a white porcelain toilet were left at the scene."

"The toilet pusher also has strange words engraved on it: 'Made by Moon-Boy, one-year warranty, no compensation if it explodes'..."

The television screen immediately switched to the surveillance footage from the scene.

Deadpool, that weirdo in a red and black bodysuit, was standing on top of the torii gate.

He made a cocky crotch-grabbing gesture in front of the camera, "Folks! I keep my word! I'll blow it up when I say I will, I definitely won't stand you up!"

"By the way, could you please process my 'Excellent' rating in the performance review for permanent employment as soon as possible?"

Sing Sing lay on the tatami mat, laughing so hard he was convulsing.

Good grief, Deadpool, that jerk, has finally done something satisfying.

After finally calming down, Old Zhou scratched his head and asked, "Where is Meimiya Akihiro?"