Waiting Until We're Maimed to Pull Out Your Trump Card? Deadpool, You're Asking for a Beating!

The bone claws scraped across Colossus's organic steel chest.

Anise arched her back, her long tail swishing behind her.

With a push from his toes against Colossus's chest, he leaped up the four-meter-high broken stone beam.

She stuck out her tongue and licked the blood droplets from the tip of her claws, a gurgling sound rolling down her throat, "Just scrap metal from Siberia, who's next to die?"

Deadpool's neck cracked as he knelt on the ground, forcibly turning his head back to face forward.

"Ouch! Oh no! My left third cervical vertebra is stuck in a muscle!"

He shook his head, which he had just straightened, and the two white eye sockets on his mask blinked, sometimes big and sometimes small. He looked up and whistled at the catwoman on the stone beam.

"A wild leopard-print kitten, its paws are trimmed quite neatly!"

"The deep-sea cod cat treats that logistics gave me are yours now. How about you come down and give this old man a belly rub?"

Anise's tribal tattoos contorted along with her muscles, and her vertical pupils shrank into two thin slits.

"You damned scum, I'll rip your tongue out by the root first!"

With her limbs braced against the stone beams, Anise transformed into a blur, bouncing back and forth between the broken pillars on both sides of the church.

It's so fast it's dazzling.

Colossus struggled against the ground, sparks flying from the joints of the Red Star Mechanical Arm: "Comrade Ma Jun, she's too fast, she's difficult to deal with!"

Ma Jun, standing at the foot of the altar steps, spat.

Those three are really unlucky.

Deadpool was the first to enter the church, only to have his neck snapped as soon as he stepped inside.

If this kid weren't immortal, he'd be dead by now.

He was the second to react after noticing Deadpool's movements, but he was still a step too late.

This woman, who called herself Anise, seized the opportunity and scratched several bloody marks on his body.

Colossus's attack followed immediately.

But he was much slower than Anise.

Anise's claws were incredibly sharp, capable of slicing through Colossus's skin.

Ma Jun pulled the zipper of his black leather jacket down a little and pinched the knuckles of his neck.

Back when we were catching those thieves who could jump off rooftops, there were plenty of people who could jump faster than her. Could anyone be faster than a bullet?

Anise changed direction three times in mid-air.

Ten long claws reached out to grab Deadpool.

"Get down here now!"

Deadpool pulled a stolen stainless steel fork from his crotch and stabbed it haphazardly. "Aunt Zhang, grant me power!"

"Try this amazing steamed scallops with garlic and vermicelli!"

Anise twisted her waist in mid-air to avoid the fork, and then scooped down with her right claw, about to crush Deadpool's head.

Ma Jun, standing beside him, took a half-step forward, and the weathered paving stones cracked beneath his feet.

His gaze remained fixed on the open space half a meter to the left of Deadpool the entire time, and his body shot out diagonally like a cannonball.

With both feet off the ground, his right knee bent like a blunt axe, he crashed into Anise had just adjusted her attack angle, with a whistling sound.

Anise felt a lump in her throat and a sharp pain in her stomach.

It arched into a shrimp shape in mid-air, spitting out acidic water mixed with blood and foam from its mouth.

Meow!

The moment Ma Jun landed, he stepped forward with his left foot, snuggling into her arms and assuming Wing Chun stance.

"What are you yelling about? You haven't even had your rabies vaccine yet!"

The inch-force penetrated along the bridge hand, and Ma Jun's fists, like two heavy machine guns mounted on his shoulders, relentlessly pounded on Anise's collarbone, Jianjing acupoint, and the numb tendons in her ribs.

A series of loud bangs followed.

Before Anise could react, she became a laughing stock, unable even to close her chest to protect herself from this barrage of close-range punches.

Deadpool, watching from the sidelines, slapped his thigh in amazement, using his fork as a microphone to commentate live. "Brilliant! This is like Master Ye!"

"Twelve punches per second, each landing squarely on the cat's soft spot—even cat lovers would applaud!"

Anise swung her right arm back recklessly, her five long claws grazing the collar of the Ma Jun's leather coat.

"You dare show your claws? You've been spoiled rotten!"

Ma Jun gripped her wrist tightly with his left hand and locked her shoulder blade with his right.

Use your waist and hips to sink down.

He twisted his body and exerted force, using a Brazilian Jiu-Jitsu over-the-shoulder throw to lift Anise's beast-like body and slam it to the ground.

Anise was thrown around and felt dizzy, her long tail twitching twice.

Ma Jun showed no intention of stopping, and with his right leg, he crossed over her neck, then squeezed and twisted his legs together.

He lay on the ground, locking her right arm and lifting her waist upwards.

"Snap!"

The bones in his forearm were Armbar.

"Ouch! My hand, my claws!!"

Ma Jun loosened his legs, flipped over to kneel, and pressed his knee firmly against her lower back. He then pulled a pair of specially made alloy restraint handcuffs from his tactical pouch at his back. "Enough talk. Once you're at the 749 Bureau, you'd better work on the sewing machine!"

"This sound is so soothing!"

"Brother Ma, it's a waste of your skills if you don't get an appointment with a specialist at Dongzhimen Traditional Chinese Medicine Hospital. Let me tell you, last time I dislocated my hip, I had to smash it back into place myself with a mallet."

Deadpool crouched down next to Anise's head and reached out to poke the gray downy hair on her ear.

"I need to remove her other claw too, so she won't cause any more trouble."

"You bunch of bastards... do you think you're worthy of putting me in chains? Do you think you're worthy of making me do manual labor?"

Anise, who was lying on the ground, lifted her face from the pile of rubble.

The yellow cat pupils, which had originally shrunk to slits, widened considerably, with the black pupils filling the entire eye sockets.

"Oh ho? Still not convinced?"

Just as Deadpool was about to make another joke, Anise's light gray fur stood on end.

Its size expanded outwards by one size in two seconds.

"No! Retreat!!"

Ma Jun sensed something was wrong and was about to lock the handcuffs with his right hand when Anise pulled her left shoulder blade backward in the direction he was twisting his arm.

"Sizzle!"

She tore half of her skin and ligaments off herself, and her entire left arm was completely freed from the restraints on her shoulder.

Before Ma Jun could retaliate, Anise bent her intact legs and pushed off, slipping under his knees.

"Die!"

Having just escaped the oppression, Anise couldn't even stand properly, her left arm, with half of its flesh hanging from it, dangling to the side.

The intact right hand, with its five massive claws, swept across the light arc, heading straight for Ma Jun's chest.

"She's gone berserk!"

Deadpool yelled and stabbed the stainless steel fork in his hand into Anise's eye socket, trying to force her to deflect the claws reaching for the Ma Jun.

"Get away, you annoying fly!"

Anise ignored this troublemaker, flicked her cat tail, and sent Deadpool spinning twice in mid-air before crashing into a pile of benches three meters away.

Ma Jun had no time to retreat and could only cross his arms in front of his chest to receive the blow.

Five long claws scraped across, cutting right through the inner lining and embedding themselves into his forearm muscle.

Ma Jun was startled; this guy's strength had increased again!

He kicked the other man in the stomach, Ma Jun used the force to slide backward four or five meters.

"I'll hold her off!"

Colossus strode forward and slammed his right fist into the back of Anise's head.

"You stupid lump of iron!"

Anise used the force of the rotation to avoid the Iron Fist, and then inserted her right hand into the gap between the mechanical arm on his left shoulder and the main body.

"Sizzle!"

Anise used her wrist to pry outwards, and her five long claws forcibly severed Colossus's precious mechanical arm.

Colossus roared and grabbed Anise's ankle with his right hand, trying to restrain her.

Ma Jun's forearms were covered in peeling flesh, so he simply pulled out a pistol from the tactical holster on his leg.

He gripped the slide with his teeth, pulled it back to chamber a round, rushed forward, and pressed it against Anise's lower back before pulling the trigger.

"Bang, bang, bang!"

Although it failed to penetrate Anise's muscle layer, it still blasted three bloody holes in her.

I'm going to rip your heart and liver out and use them as a snack with my drinks!

After landing on all fours, with saliva mixed with blood dripping from her mouth, Anise charged straight at the Ma Jun, swinging her fully recovered left arm.

"Let's see who kills whom!"

Ma Jun threw the empty gun to the ground, ignoring the injury on his arm, ready to fight this crazy woman to the death.

Just as the two sides were about to make contact.

Deadpool appeared out of nowhere behind Anise.

Holding a strange, stick-like object, he poked it at the back of her head.

The moment the two made contact, the hissing stick burst into a bright light.

A visible electric current swept through Anise's entire body, instantly turning her into a blackened charcoal.

Even though he hadn't touched her yet, Ma Jun was very close to Anise, was still jolted by the electric current emanating from her.

Once he saw that the other person had fallen, Deadpool smugly started wiggling his butt.

"Hehe, this is Ten-Thousand-Volt Electric Fish Stunner specially made by Da Vinci. I didn't expect it to work so well!"

Ma Jun stared at him speechlessly.

What an idiot!

Why didn't you bring out such a good thing sooner!

He only showed off after he got injured and Colossus lost his arm!