Transmigrating into the Avengers with a System
Chapter 119

Coffee or tea?

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Jeniel Smith's feelings at this moment were like going to a bar, picking up a hot girl, flirting, getting into a hotel room, showering, passionately kissing, and just when it was all over, discovering that she was a transvestite.

Open fire? I wouldn't dare. The munitions here could blow this building up several times over. Hand-to-hand combat? Don't be ridiculous. Fighting Xia Yu in close combat is less satisfying than just banging your head against a wall.

Jeniel Smith fell silent. Xia Yu didn't care how much he was cursing. Seeing that he was silent, Xia Yu gently gripped an M134 pistol with his right hand and moved the muzzle to the side.

Two quick shots rang out, scaring the two Hydra teams half to death. "You think you can just ignore me by coming over for a chat? If you don't, I'll shoot!"

Jeniel Smith then realized what was happening, took a deep breath as if to encourage himself, shook his arms, and even let out a couple of soft shouts before stiffly walking toward Xia Yu.

"Mr. Xia, I don't know what you're trying to do, but your behavior is already... Ah! You... what are you doing?"

Jeniel Smith mustered up the courage to say something polite, but halfway through, he was startled by Xia Yu's gesture of bending over and bowing his head, causing him to jump up and shout the last half of his sentence.

Xia Yu stood up, glaring angrily at Jeniel Smith. As if by magic, a chair appeared in his hand, and he roared at him, "Speak up! What are you yelling for? You scared me!"

After Xia Yu finished speaking, he threw the chair in his hand directly to Jeniel Smith, who was looking dazed.

Jeniel Smith was also indignant; honestly, who really startled whom?

You came up here with grenades and Missiles piled up like a wall, and you waved me over saying, "Come chat for a bit."

You suddenly bent down halfway down, and who knew you'd pull out a chair? My back was completely soaked!

Despite his thoughts, with so many men around, Jeniel Smith needed to salvage his authority. He took another deep breath, calmed his heartbeat, and prepared to deliver another righteous and persuasive speech, "Mr. Xia, I know you are all Hero, but do you know that the Secretary of Department of Defense of the United States of America is inside? You..."

Unfortunately, Xia Yu completely ignored his long rambling and interrupted him again without any mercy, asking, "Coffee or tea?"

"Excuse me? What did you say?" Jeniel Smith, who had finally recovered a little, was bewildered again.

"Do you want coffee or tea?" Xia Yu repeated.

"Mr. Xia, I really don't understand what you mean?" Jeniel Smith was genuinely bewildered.

"I don't know if you're deaf or if my English is bad." Xia Yu angrily took out a cup of coffee and a pot of tea from his Space Ring and slammed them on the table with a 'bang'.

"Coffee or tea, choose one, or you can have both, is that clear enough?" Xia Yu was a little angry. "Are you out of your mind? I've asked you three times already, okay?"

"Coffee, thank you!" Jeniel Smith blankly accepted Xia Yu's coffee, then felt a little embarrassed and added, "I'm sorry, Mr. Xia, I didn't understand what you meant earlier. I didn't expect you to actually be buying me coffee."

Xia Yu waved his hand magnanimously, "It's okay. Life is so stressful, everyone has moments of S.H.I.E.L.D.., it's alright. I'm also an advisor at S.H.I.E.L.D.., and today is my first day at work. You're the first friend I've made at S.H.I.E.L.D.., haha!"

Xia Yu's gaze was sincere, his expression gentle, and his tone kind, giving the impression of a warm spring breeze, like that of an old neighbor in a small town.

As Jeniel Smith accepted the coffee, he couldn't help but think that Xia Yu was indeed a very nice person, being so polite by bringing him a chair and getting him coffee.

This is their first time working at S.H.I.E.L.D.., shouldn't I, as a senior employee, show them around or something?

Etc...

Jeniel Smith slapped himself hard across the face. "Damn it, what are we doing here? Why is it coffee or tea?"

Suddenly realizing what was happening, Mr. Smith forgot about the Missile barrage and Xia Yu's military might, and adopted the authority befitting a leader of the S.H.I.E.L.D.. operations team. Just as he would treat others, he was about to slam his hand on the table.

"Smack!"

Xia Yu slammed his hand on the table before Jeniel Smith could react, and poked Jeniel Smith's nose with a finger.

He opened his mouth and yelled, spitting as Jeniel Smith spoke, "I treated you like a friend, bought you coffee, and if you don't like it, fine, but why are you slapping yourself? Is my coffee that bad? God is my witness, this cup of coffee cost me a full twelve dollars!"

Xia Yu withdrew his finger, sighed, and said, "Twelve dollars, God, S.H.I.E.L.D.. hasn't paid me a single penny in salary yet. I haven't even bought my own house and can only live in the old house my grandfather left me. The thing I can't stand the most in my life is people wasting my money."

Amidst the stunned gazes of a group of Hydra militants, Xia Yu casually reached into his crotch, pulled out a hand grenade, removed the safety pin, and released the wristband.

"Drink! No! Drink!" Xia Yu slammed the grenade, which was about to explode, on the table and asked.

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