The Randomly Teleported Pervert

Xia Yu felt a little embarrassed by the sharp gaze. He wanted to say something, but didn't know what to say. After thinking for a moment, he hardened his heart and could only reach out and knock the person unconscious.

The orange-clad beauty's body went limp, Xia Yu, displaying a bit of gentlemanly manners, carried her to the bed.

"It feels no different from what we Earthlings use," Xia Yu thought to himself.

Recalling the sensation of his hand brushing against something earlier, Xia Yu was still trying to figure out how he differed from Earthlings when a large amount of blue energy began to surge from his body again.

With a "whoosh," the energy contracted, and Xia Yu disappeared again.

Before disappearing, Xia Yu glanced at the person on the bed one last time, and sure enough, it was orange, hehe... but why was the hair green?

This awkward situation arose on the very first random selection, but it's alright, since I don't know who I am anyway.

Earth, a small town in southern Russia.

Aviva Lawson was the town's most beautiful girl. At 18, she was tall and had delicate features, and countless young men in town were infatuated with her.

However, Aviva Lawson didn't find any of them appealing. She was admitted to a university in Moscow this year, and she was destined to develop her career in a big city. None of the boys in her small town were pleasing to her.

She had already decided that once she went to university, she would work part-time as a model. Besides supplementing her allowance, what if she became famous one day? She had always admired supermodels who walked the runway, wearing beautiful clothes, high above others, earning a lot of money, and changing into different outfits every day while being surrounded by a group of people taking pictures. She liked that kind of life.

Moreover, she has already submitted her photos and resume online, and several modeling agencies have expressed great interest in her, inviting her to interview at their companies when school starts.

So Aviva Lawson has been in a particularly good mood lately and has started dieting and exercising to make her figure look more perfect. This afternoon she just finished running and is going home to take a shower first.

Her father is a policeman in the small town and is still working. Her mother owns the only supermarket in town, and she lives alone now.

So she took off all her clothes in her room and admired her beautiful body in the mirror. Except for her underdeveloped breasts, she was practically perfect.

Aviva Lawson touched her rather small breasts with a hint of dejection, but then, remembering that most supermodels have relatively small breasts, she immediately cheered up again.

"You were born for this, keep it up, Aviva!" Aviva Lawson encouraged herself, picked up the clothes she was going to change into, and walked naked towards the bathroom. The bathwater was already prepared; a nice bath after a run would feel amazing.

Aviva Lawson pushed open the bathroom door.

Almost at the same moment the door opened, Xia Yu teleported over, and unfortunately landed right in the bathtub that was already filled with water.

So Xia Yu and another beautiful woman sat facing each other in silence.

However, this time it's a young and beautiful Russia woman with fair skin, long legs, and a youthful appearance.

The two stared at each other blankly for about a second.

"Ah!~!~!~!~!~!"

A deafening scream.

Xia Yu's first reaction was to cover his face. Yes, this was Earth, and he couldn't bear to lose face like this.

Aviva Lawson reacted quickly; after screaming, she turned and ran outside, making sure to put on a T-shirt as she ran, and then put on her underwear as she went down the stairs.

Xia Yu sat blankly in the bathtub, helplessly covering his forehead. What kind of mess is this?

Dragging his wet clothes out of the bathtub, Xia Yu had originally intended to retrieve a set of dry clothes from his Space Ring.

But now there are all sorts of loud shouts outside, obviously the beautiful woman's scream or the fact that she went out and called a lot of people for help.

Xia Yu didn't bother changing his clothes (the system's one-click outfit change feature only allowed him to switch between his combat outfit and his current clothes). Although he managed to get a pair of pants from his Space Ring, he tied the two pant legs behind his head, found a window, and climbed out.

Xia Yu dared not put on the Armor, nor did he dare use martial arts to escape; he was too easily recognizable, and it would be too embarrassing.

And so, that scene unfolded in this small Russia town.

A man, soaking wet, was running wildly down the street, his face covered by the back pockets of his jeans, the pant legs flapping behind his head.

Dozens of Russia elderly men and women followed behind, carrying spatulas and shovels. One old man even carried an old-fashioned hunting rifle, shouting and yelling as he chased after them, occasionally interspersed with Russia profanities.

These Russians are really good at chasing, and Xia Yu can't hit or scold them, plus he's not familiar with the roads in town.

After circling around several times and nearly getting hit on the head with spatulas and frying pans a few times, Xia Yu finally managed to leave everyone far behind, relying on his superb strength and stamina, before running away.

Xia Yu turned around and shouted in heavily accented Japan English, "You damned, closed-minded Russia devils, it's your honor for us Japan men to see your girls!"

Regardless of whether the other person could understand him or not, he turned and ran away after speaking.

The third time was in the women's changing room of an indoor swimming pool in Australia.

The fourth time, in a girls' dormitory at a university in London.

The fifth time was in the room of a female chieftain of an uncivilized tribe in Africa. This time, she didn't scream. Instead, she leaned close to Xia Yu with affectionate eyes. Xia Yu screamed and, not caring about being recognized, ran away as fast as he could.

"Tmall, get out here!" Xia Yu shouted loudly on the Africa savanna. This time, he shouted it out loud, not thinking about it.

"Yes, Master, what is it?"

"Two questions: First, why are there naked women in every scene? Second, why did the later scenes occur on Earth?"

"The energy is out of control, and the distance is beyond my control. I can only find the safest and most comfortable place for my master within this distance."

"Safety and comfort my ass! I'm always being chased. I'm not a pervert, boss, don't show up where women are naked again!" Xia Yu said angrily.

"But master, isn't this supposed to be the place you men like the most?" Tmall felt wronged, as she was absolutely acting out of good intentions.

"I don't need that. Just find me anywhere within a certain energy range, even if it's a little dangerous, it doesn't matter. I never want naked women again. Sending me to Thanos's side would be better than this, you know?"

Xia Yu was furious.

"Yes, Master, as you wish, the distance is just right this time." As Tmall's voice rang out, a blue energy halo appeared around Xia Yu.

A sudden, intense unease gripped Xia Yu's heart. "Wait, Tmall, something feels off. You wouldn't...?"

Before he finished speaking, Xia Yu had already disappeared into the Africa savanna.

This time it felt like the main hall of a spaceship, with the vast universe visible outside.

The main hall was enormous. When Xia Yu turned around, he saw a huge seat about ten meters away from him, sitting alone in the middle of the hall.

Seated in the seat was a gigantic alien, with a purple face, wearing golden armor and helmet, and several dense wrinkles on his chin.

Thanos...

Thankfully, I said yesterday that I'd be adding more chapters either tomorrow or the day after. Sure enough, I had a lot going on today. It's my first day back home, and my wife was busy with all sorts of things. I spent the whole day looking after the kids. Starting tomorrow, friends, at least 6000 words—that's the minimum!