The Avengers' Biggest Fool Makes His Entrance (Second Update Today, More to Come)

Never mind, whether I take it or not, I should go in and take a look first.

Xia Yu still didn't want to disrupt the Guardians of the Galaxy. Xia Yu quite liked Rocket and Groot, especially Rocket, who was a mechanical genius. And Baby Groot would be a perfect pet, adorably silly.

Xia Yu turned off the engine of his Armor and began to walk inside.

Even from a great distance, Xia Yu could hear a series of unpleasant songs coming from inside.

Okay, the Guardians of the Galaxy storyline has begun. That guy in there should be the biggest idiot in the Avengers, the Milky Way street dance expert, who punched Star-Lord in Avengers: Endgame, Peter Quill.

Without the original soundtrack, just watching Star-Lord sing and dance from afar, Xia Yu completely understood Avengers: Endgame and Nebula's assessment of Star-Lord as a fool in Avengers Rhodey: Endgame.

Now that the story has begun, let's just watch the excitement. Xia Yu has a feeling that if he participates in the Guardians of the Star-Lord Guardians of the Galaxy Vol. 2 storyline, the system will give him some great tasks, or rather, he will receive a lot of benefits.

As for the Power Stone, Xia Yu had a plan in mind. Even if he didn't participate in the Guardians of the Galaxy storyline at all, he was confident that he could borrow it from Nova Prime and use it for a few days.

At the very back of the abandoned building is a large hall, which is where the Orb is stored.

Just like in the original comics, Star-Lord took out a metal object, placed it on the ground, and three metal legs popped out, sucking out the Orb inside, seemingly capable of instantly unleashing some kind of powerful electromagnetic force.

"There's a saying on Earth, 'When you meet someone, you share half.' Do I own 50% of this Orb?"

The sudden sound in the hall startled Star-Lord.

Looking back, he saw a young, dark-haired man leaning against the doorway, smiling at him. He was wearing a strange suit of armor.

"You're an Earthling too. Oh my god, you're the first Earthling I've seen in all these years. But I've never heard of that line you said." Star-Lord said, slowly approaching the glowing sphere he had tossed on the ground as a light bulb.

"Oh, so you're from Earth too. You can go back to Earth sometime; you'll hear about it." Xia Yu seemed oblivious to Star-Lord's little gesture and continued to lean lazily against the door.

"Brother, why don't we go back together..."

Star-Lord was speaking when he kicked the small, glowing sphere towards Xia Yu.

Xia Yu had seen the movie and knew that this sphere could not only be used as a temporary light source, but also as a single-soldier energy grenade. In the movie, Star-Lord used this thing to kill two Kree soldiers.

So Star-Lord was full of confidence in his move. He didn't care if you were from Earth or not; if you wanted to steal his loot, you wouldn't stand a chance.

Even as he kicked it out, Star-Lord still had a smile on his face; he could still vividly picture Xia Yu being instantly reduced to ashes by the grenade.

But the next moment, Star-Lord's eyes almost popped out of their sockets.

The man extended his right hand seemingly very slowly, but miraculously, just before the grenade reached him, he positioned it firmly in front of its trajectory, holding it steadily in his palm.

It felt like when Star-Lord was a kid on Earth playing baseball with his father, and his father always caught the ball he threw with such ease.

The next second.

The grenade began to emit white energy, but it was a grenade with a damage radius of up to two meters.

In Xia Yu's hands, it was like a toy, emitting a blazing white light far exceeding its power limit. The ball of white light seemed to be controlled by someone, shining in Xia Yu's palm, before dimming after a short while.

Xia Yu forcibly reduced the power of the explosion to the size of his palm, and his hand remained completely unharmed.

"Dude, how did you do that? Are people on Earth that powerful now?" Star-Lord asked curiously, secretly taking a step back. There was a large hole in the roof on the left side of the hall, and he was figuring out how to get out through it.

How could Xia Yu not see through his plan? In a flash, he covered several meters in an instant. Before Star-Lord's cornea could even adjust, Xia Yu grabbed his shoulder.

"Stop with your little schemes, they won't work on me. For the sake of us being Earthlings, let's pretend what happened just now never happened. Now that there are enemies outside, let's deal with them first, and then we can talk about the Orb issue, okay?"

Xia Yu whispered in Star-Lord's ear, but pinched Star-Lord's shoulder hard as a small warning.

"Deal, buddy. But how did you know someone was coming from outside? Did you plant something there? That must be it. Also, when did you come from Earth? By the way, my name is Peter Quill, and I also have another name, Star-Lord. I'm a legendary thief. You must have heard of me, right? You must have, unless you just came from Earth. By the way, what's your name?"

"My name is Xia Yu, you can call me Xia. Star-Lord, I'm sorry, I haven't heard of him," Xia Yu said calmly.

"Hey, how could that be? You must have just come from Earth, right?" Star-Lord rambled on.

"The men are here, let's deal with them first." Xia Yu released Star-Lord's shoulder.

The men who came were Ronan's subordinates, bringing in two soldiers. They were there to retrieve the Orb. One of them was a black-skinned Kree. Xia Yu recognized him; not only in Guardians of the Galaxy, but also in Captain Marvel, he was part of Mar-Vell's team, just like Captain Marvel Mar-Vell.

The three men raised their guns as soon as they reached the door. "Put down your weapons."

"I don't have any weapons," Xia Yu said calmly, placing a hand on Star-Lord's shoulder again.

"Hey you over there, put down your weapon. And that metal ball—I don't care what it is—put it down." The black leader pointed his gun at Star-Lord.

A bead of cold sweat began to trickle down Star-Lord's face; he realized he couldn't move anything below his neck.

Suddenly remembering Xia Yu's hand, he looked at Xia Yu with a surprised expression.

"I said, put down your weapons!" the black leader roared.

"Hurry up and put that thing down, brother. Are you trying to get us killed? Why are you looking at me like that? Put it down now!" Xia Yu said, feigning urgency.

"I can't move, listen to me, buddy. I just met him. It must be because he put his hand on me that I can't move. I really want to cooperate, but I just can't. Believe me, please don't shoot."

Star-Lord spoke to the black leader.

"What did you say, Peter? We grew up together, we came from Earth together to explore the universe, you even ate my grandma's noodles, and now you're saying you don't know me? Oh God, you've hurt me so much! Shoot us both! I don't want to live anymore!"

Xia Yu shouted loudly, his emotions running high.