Amusement Park Antics

Christmas is just around the corner, a day of universal celebration in Western countries. Tony even planned a yacht trip for Christmas, since that yacht hadn't been used for several years anyway.

But this commotion, which should have made the atmosphere more lively, has instead given the base a desolate feeling.

Natasha couldn't stand Xia Yu's perpetually furrowed brows.

Using the excuse that he had never been to an amusement park with Xia Yu before, he dragged Xia Yu there.

Many couples around the world enjoy going to amusement parks together, a tradition that seems to have originated in the United States.

Most United States students will start having their first formal date with someone of the opposite sex when they are in high school.

It usually starts with a friend's party, and after they've established a relationship, they'll generally go to an amusement park on weekends.

When Natasha dragged Xia Yu there, it was the last weekend before the Christmas holidays, and the amusement park was filled with high school couples.

High school students are at an age when they are most interested in and admire Hero.

So the two of them went out completely covered up, styling themselves from head to toe, with hats and sunglasses being essential.

This was the first time Xia Yu, a typical otaku, had experienced being out in public like a superstar. You see, thanks to Peggy Carter's efforts over a period of time, almost everyone of them had landed advertising endorsements, so their popularity was much higher than that of the Avengers in the movies in his previous life.

Xia Yu wasn't very happy at first, but Natasha couldn't resist letting loose today, acting like a girl in her first love, dragging Xia Yu to play every amusement park ride.

They even prey on children's games.

Gradually, Xia Yu was infected by Natasha's enthusiasm, and a smile appeared on his face. When Natasha saw Xia Yu like this, her smile became even sweeter.

Xia Yu looked at Natasha, who was smiling sweetly, and then cupped her cheeks in his hands and kissed her alluring lips hard.

Thank you, darling.

Natasha grabbed Xia Yu's hand. "Go win me the plush toys! I want to collect the whole set for our team!"

There were several claw machines nearby, and the plush toys inside were all in the shape of the Avengers. Xia Yu remembered that each of them seemed to have received a considerable amount of royalties back then.

As a result, the two Avengers spent over a hundred dollars but couldn't even win a single plush toy.

"This machine is definitely faulty. It's just using our image to scam kids out of their money. How could it not pick up a single one?" Xia Yu gestured to ignore the fact that a child of about ten years old next to him had picked up three plush toys in a row.

"Honey, check if there are any cameras or anything like that around here," Xia Yu whispered to Natasha, unwilling to give up.

Natasha looked around and whispered, "It doesn't seem like there is. What are you going to do? Are you going to smash the glass and steal the doll?"

"Guess?" Xia Yu said furtively, glancing around furtively.

"I bet you're going to use the portal to take all the plush toys inside. Isn't that a bit too much?" Natasha said with a smile. She still found it quite amusing and even imagined the scene of the entire row of claw machines being completely empty.

Natasha proved to be too naive.

Xia Yu used his Space Ring to collect the entire claw machine, not even leaving the power strip on the ground untouched.

There are claw machines in many places in the amusement park, and this area didn't seem to be crowded. The kid who had just won several plush toys left happily with his stuffed animals.

Two minutes later, the row of more than a dozen claw machines of various kinds turned into an empty wall, with only a few lonely power outlets remaining.

Natasha laughed so hard she could hardly breathe. She slapped Xia Yu's arm hard and said with a laugh, "You went too far! You're like a robber, taking even the machine away!"

Xia Yu grinned like a weasel that had stolen a hen. "I just thought there was a particularly empty wall in our base, and this row of machines just happened to be perfect. Don't worry, I'll just throw 10,000 yuan in cash into their office later."

If the two were only at a mediocre level when it came to claw machines, they were practically invincible gods when it came to winning toys through shooting. Natasha, needless to say, was an absolute master of shooting, while Xia Yu's godlike physical abilities and control made him a crack shot. The two of them won all the plush toys in the stall under the resentful gaze of the stall owner.

Under the watchful eyes of everyone, the two were too embarrassed to stuff so many things into their Space Rings, so they started giving away couple toys for free on the spot, handing them out to everyone they met. Natasha laughed and said that Xia Yu was just missing a beard and a big sack to be Santa Claus.

This reminded Xia Yu that it wouldn't hurt to dress up as Santa Claus on Christmas Eve, hand out gifts on the street, and experience the friendly smiles of the children.

After handing out the gifts, the two headed towards the larger attractions in the amusement park.

To Xia Yu's surprise, Natasha, the super female warrior who dared to ride on the back of Chitauri soldier and fly through the hail of bullets in New York, actually clung tightly to Xia Yu's hand and screamed incessantly on various roller coasters.

Does love not only diminish intelligence but also courage?

In any case, their trip to the amusement park was definitely a happy and enjoyable one.

It wasn't until Xia Yu bumped into Spider-Man in the men's restroom that things changed. But this couldn't really be called a chance encounter; it was something Spider-Man deliberately orchestrated.

"Mr. Xia, I just saw you and Black Widow outside with Aunt May. I think what you're doing is wrong. By the way, my name is Peter Parker. You should know me. I'm Aunt May's nephew. We met a few years ago at the Stark Expo."

Xia Yu had just finished using the restroom when he encountered the Spider-Man that had deliberately followed him in before he left.

Xia Yu felt a little guilty looking at the Spider-Man in front of him, who was about eleven or twelve years old. A few years ago, he casually made up some nonsense, thinking that a child could not possibly remember anything. Who knew that the Spider-Man not only remembered it, but also recognized him.

"You've mistaken me for someone else. I'm Japan, and my name is Yamamoto Xuxu." Xia Yu said and tried to leave, but Spider-Man firmly stopped him.

"Although I don't know why you've never appeared at our house, I know Aunt May is your girlfriend. What you're doing is wrong, Mr. Xia. I'm hurting Aunt May's feelings, and that's something I really don't want to see. No matter who you are, don't even think about hurting my Aunt May."

The Spider-Man even gestured with its fist at Xia Yu.

Xia Yu suddenly felt an urge to slap himself twice. What had he done to deserve this?

There's no way to explain this. You can't just beat the kid up, can you? Xia Yu decided to go all in and use his Lingbo Weibu (a martial arts technique) to slip away unnoticed.

Xia Yu darted to the left of the Spider-Man in a flash.

Who knew that in the instant the two crossed paths, Spider-Man pushed Xia Yu with his left hand? Given Xia Yu's speed at that moment, Spider-Man actually managed to push Xia Yu down with a single blow.

Xia Yu didn't have time to think about how many illogical things were going on. Afraid of hurting the child, he abruptly stopped and withdrew all his internal Internal Energy.

Who knew that Spider-Man would strike with such force in a moment of desperation?

"Boom!"

They pushed Xia Yu so hard that he smashed through a toilet stall and even collapsed the wall behind it.

"What the f...*￥#@%*&%@￥%#%%#*&@￥%#"

Xia Yu crawled out of the rubble, babbling incoherently.