I Got Pinned Against the Wall?
"I'm not drunk. I just want to know why? I've been with him for over a thousand years, why can't it compare to a few short days on Earth? That Jane Foster must be using some kind of witchcraft, it must be, and so are you."
Although Sif was still holding onto Xia Yu's collar when she said this, her tone remained unfriendly.
However, Xia Yu still sighed softly and withdrew his anger.
Forget it, no matter how old she is, she's just a heartbroken little girl, and she's drunk like this, why should I bother with her?
Thinking of this, Xia Yu softened his tone and spoke gently to Sif.
"Sometimes love is hard to predict, and time doesn't tell the whole story. I think you and Thor should have an open and honest talk about your issues. Thor is back now, so why don't you two meet up?"
Xia Yu's mention Thor only made Sif more frantic.
"I don't want to see him. I've been by his side since I was little, always silently supporting him, even when he brought that woman home last time."
"I risked treason to help Odin rescue that woman after she was imprisoned by him."
"Who knew he wouldn't even glance at me? His eyes were only on that damned Jane Foster, an ordinary human from Earth. I'm his fiancée, the goddess of land and harvest! And he's doing this for an Earth woman..."
At this point, a hint of madness flashed in Sif's eyes.
"If he can abandon me for a woman from Earth, then I can too..."
After saying that, she kissed Xia Yu on the lips without any hesitation.
Xia Yu was just grabbed by the collar and shoved against the liquor cabinet by Sif.
There is no way to retreat.
I wasn't on guard at all...
You had absolutely no concerns...
That's how the "wall slam" happened.
Xia Yu's eyes widened suddenly. His first reaction was, "Holy crap, I've been pinned against a wall!"
To be honest, Xia Yu is no saint. You can tell from the moment he started dating Black Widow and then went on a yacht with Tony.
However, Xia Yu has one notable trait in these aspects: laziness. He's so lazy that he won't take the initiative.
Thanks to Xia Yu's careful maintenance and care, Natasha has remained at the peak of her beauty, and Xia Yu has no complaints whatsoever.
He naturally had no interest in hunting for women, but Xia Yu generally wouldn't refuse a lamb that came to him willingly.
But this is Thor's fiancée, his future sister-in-law.
Besides, Xia Yu has an absolute habit: he never touches girls who have drunk too much.
Even though he was single in his previous life, Xia Yu would occasionally go to bars with friends, and he would accept almost Xia Yu that came his way.
However, Xia Yu would never do something like forcibly getting a girl drunk and having sex with her, or taking advantage of her while she's intoxicated.
That's so damn despicable.
So Xia Yu decided to push Sif away decisively, but before he could even reach out, he lost his grip on her jaw.
A stubborn little tongue slid into Xia Yu's mouth.
It was almost a domineering act of plunder, yet a very awkward French kiss.
For a split second, Xia Yu's mind went blank.
Unless it's an important occasion, Xia Yu usually dresses very casually. For example, right now, he's wearing a white fitted T-shirt with a casual linen shirt over it.
Sif isn't wearing her Armor today.
As a female warrior, she rarely wore the medieval gowns typical of Asgard, but instead wore a close-fitting suit of Armor.
This is a type of inner armor unique to Asgard. It is very thin and soft, and it is highly resistant to sharp objects. It is said to be made of a special magical fabric.
And she was just drinking from a barrel of liquor.
It's impossible for him not to get wet from the alcohol.
Being so close to Xia Yu was incredibly exciting.
So by the time Xia Yu realized what was happening, he had not only kissed Sif, but had also touched her thigh.
It was about to break through the height of the short skirt.
Sif's eyes were completely glazed over.
Xia Yu silently cursed himself for being so spineless.
Quickly prepare to push Sif away again.
As a humanoid monster who could almost crush the Hulk, Xia Yu's act of pushing the girl away was naturally quite gentle.
However, he overlooked the fact that Sif was not only a goddess, but also a female warrior, Asgard warrior.
So Xia Yu gave her a gentle push, Sif instinctively resisted, completely catching Xia Yu off guard.
The entire wine cabinet collapsed with a crash.
He collapsed to the ground with a thud.
The wine cabinet was smashed to pieces by Xia Yu and his companion, and broken wine bottles were scattered all over the floor.
Sif slammed heavily onto Xia Yu could even feel two protrusions on his body.
Now let's look at Thor's side.
Thor and Loki, who was disguised as Odin, had a long heart-to-heart talk.
Loki wanted to remain the King of Asgard forever, while Thor wanted to stay on Earth forever.
With their demands aligned, Loki, disguised as Odin, and Thor had the happiest conversation the brothers had ever had; for Thor, it was the happiest conversation between father and son.
After saying that Thor went outside and happened to run into the Warriors Three.
They learned of Thor's return and decided to hold a celebration party to commemorate Thor victory over Malekith, allowing Thor to revel with everyone.
Because it had been a long time since the group of them had gotten together for drinks and conversation.
Thor agreed and thought he would ask Xia Yu's opinion. If Xia Yu was unwilling, he would let Xia Yu go first and he would go back tomorrow.
He led the three of them to the Bifrost Hall, only to find that Xia Yu hadn't arrived yet.
So Thor and the others went to Asgard again. Thor knew that Xia Yu would only go to two places.
When I went to the small study and found no one there, I ran all the way to the wine cellar.
The four of them had just reached the entrance of the wine cellar.
Then I heard a loud clattering sound inside.
Everyone rushed inside to take a look.
Just then, I saw Sif on top of Xia Yu, their lips still entwined.
The scene was beyond everyone's imagination, and they were stunned for a long time.
It was Volstagg, the most outspoken and hot-tempered of the Warriors Three (the chubby bearded one), who was the first to call out.
"Sif, Earthling Xia Yu, what are you two doing???" The voice was so loud that half of the Golden Palace could hear it.
Fandral (the handsome blond man with a small mustache) quickly covered Volstagg's mouth.
"Do you want everyone to know what happened here? Sif is Thor's fiancée."
A loud shout instantly sobered Sif up halfway.
A scream erupted as Xia Yu jumped up.
Xia Yu only just came to his senses and noticed the group of people who had arrived.
Thor is in there, which is really awkward.
Sif jumped up and stood to one side, remaining silent for a moment; she needed to calm down.
"Would you believe me if I said she just tried to steal my drink?"
Xia Yu lay on the ground and said helplessly.