The All-Father's Tantrum

"Grandpa, I suddenly remembered I have something urgent to attend to, I have to go now." Xia Yu casually said this and got up to run away.

Odin suddenly sprang up from his chair with incredible agility and delivered a sharp rap on Xia Yu's head.

"If you dare to take one step, I'll take Sif to your base to find your girlfriend, or find some reporters to give you a good piece of gossip about the Avengers' romantic escapades and Xia Yu's love triangle with Thor. I think those reporters would be very interested."

Odin's outburst after defeating Xia Yu to death.

This old man has been on Earth for a while, and I don't know where he learned all this nonsense.

Xia Yu covered his head, too afraid to move, and could only say, feeling wronged, "Uncle Odin, it's a misunderstanding, do you understand? That day Sif drank too much, and I just happened to be in the wine cellar..."

Before Xia Yu could finish speaking, Odin jumped up and gave him another flick on the forehead.

"You went to the wine cellar and took advantage of her, kissing and touching Sif, didn't you? She's your brother's wife, Thor's fiancée, the future Queen of Asgard! How could you do such a thing? God, please punish this beast!"

Odin plopped down on the recliner, slapping his thighs and wailing loudly. This was no All-Father; he was acting like a shrew from the street.

Xia Yu was dumbfounded. Even though Xia Yu was a well-known master of verbal sparring, he was rendered speechless by the tantrums of the All-Father.

What do you mean by "God"? You yourself are the All-Father in Norse Mythology, is it appropriate to directly address other deities like that? Don't you have any shame?

"No... no, that's not how it is."

Xia Yu stammered, unable to speak coherently.

Odin was throwing a tantrum when he heard Xia Yu's words, so he jumped up high again and gave Xia Yu another flick on the forehead.

"So you're going to deny it after taking advantage of me, huh? I offered to marry Hela to you, but you absolutely refused. You wouldn't even be the King of Asgard. So you've got your eye on our future queen, huh? Tell me, kid, what are we going to do about this?"

Odin instantly transformed from a shrew into a street thug, viciously threatening Xia Yu.

Xia Yu covered his head, at a loss for words. Odin's antics had truly left Xia Yu unsure how to handle the situation. What was going on? Had he been watching too many movies on Earth?

Is the role switching that flexible? Is it that seamless?

The most crucial point is that Xia Yu feels guilty about this matter. It's true that Sif was drunk and pinned him against the wall, but he also kissed her afterward, and his hands didn't seem to be very well-behaved either.

Although Thor vaguely suggested that he treated Sif as a brother, had no ulterior motives, and didn't mind her finding her own happiness.

Furthermore, Westerners don't have the concept of who suffers a loss in this matter, but Xia Yu is a thoroughly Huaxia person, and no matter what Thor thinks, she is his sworn brother's fiancée.

So no matter how you look at it, Xia Yu felt a little guilty. Xia Yu could stand up straight and beat the Warriors Three for their unreasonable behavior, but when Odin got tough, Xia Yu really had nowhere to attack.

Xia Yu opened his mouth, but said nothing.

In particular, Sif gracefully walked out carrying a coffee pot, took the coffee cup from Odin's hand and poured a full cup, then poured a cup for Xia Yu, and then sat down beside him without saying a word.

Midway through, she glanced at Xia Yu with a complicated expression, but Xia Yu didn't dare meet her gaze, right now.

Xia Yu now understood why Odin had fired all the nannies; it turned out that Sif had come all the way from Asgard and was now serving Odin tea and water.

Are they taking a highway route? So they can be with Thor in the future?

Xia Yu had no idea about the psychological changes that would occur after Sif kissed him while drunk.

Odin looked at Sif with affection, took the coffee, took a sip himself, and then sprayed it at Xia Yu again.

"Speak up! Give me an explanation! What exactly do you want to do?"

"Well, look at this behavior. He's acting like a landlord like Zhou Papi or Huang Shiren again. I really don't know where the old man learned that from," Xia Yu thought to himself.

On the surface, she composed herself and said honestly, "It's great that Sif is here too. You should tell the old man that it was a misunderstanding. You were just drunk that day and bumped into me, and we both fell to the ground."

Xia Yu was indeed a little flustered. He didn't even consider how Odin knew about this. It certainly wasn't Thor who told him. Thor didn't even know Odin was on Earth, and the Warriors Three wouldn't be so bored.

That must have been Sif who said it. Since it was Sif who said it, Odin must understand everything. Why would he immediately say that Xia Yu was kissing and touching him?

If this were someone else's situation, Xia Yu would definitely see it clearly and understand it perfectly, but those involved are often blinded by their own perspective, and Xia Yu's IQ is plummeting right now.

Sure enough, Xia Yu's words were heard.

Sif actually made a tearful, aggrieved expression, and looked pitifully at Odin. "Great All-Father, you decide this matter. I have nothing to say."

Xia Yu spat out a mouthful of coffee. What was going on? Odin going crazy was one thing, but why was he getting involved?

Sif's expression was exactly like Xia Yu had taken advantage of someone and was now asking the adults in his family to make the decision.

And besides, you were the one who forcibly kissed me, you were the one who stuck your tongue out first, what kind of expression is that?

You are the goddess of the land and harvest, one of the top female warriors in Asgard, usually so dashing and heroic. Although I don't know you well, don't think I haven't seen the movie.

Don't you feel awkward showing this shy and delicate side of yourself?

Xia Yu mentally ranted, sensing something was off. This didn't seem like Odin doing this for Thor.

Seeing that Xia Yu remained silent, Odin picked up the broom again.

"I'll teach you to shut up! My two sons are good-for-nothings, and now your sworn brother is just as good-for-nothing. I'll teach you to kiss and touch me and still deny it!"

The All-Father, is not to be underestimated, no matter the era. Although Odin appeared trembling, it seemed that all his divine power was being used to suppress Hela.

But this time when he hit Xia Yu, although he still seemed to have little strength, the broom felt like a whip when it hit Xia Yu.

Xia Yu could feel the force of the broom, and he could also tell that he was definitely not injured, but with each fall of the broom, the stinging pain was real.

"Grandpa, are you really here? Stop hitting me! Hey, it's really a misunderstanding, Sif, say something! What kind of mess is this?"

As the sun set, Xia Yu, grimacing, hopped and skipped wildly towards the cliff, with Odin chasing after him, cursing and hitting him as he went.

Sif poured herself a cup of coffee and watched with a smile as the old man and the young man chased each other below.