You Want to Defile Me?

"Old man, that's not right of you. I've already said it was a misunderstanding. Nobody saw anything. When Thor and the others arrived, they only saw the two of us lying together. If you insist on making me take responsibility, then I'll just have to be a scoundrel."

Xia Yu saw through Odin's old fox thinking and resorted to shamelessness, saying, "I just can't take responsibility, so what do you say we do?"

Odin grumbled and picked up the broom again, but Xia Yu neither dodged nor flinched. He just endured the pain; it wasn't a big deal. He seemed completely impervious to fire and water.

Odin was now completely at a loss. According to his initial plan, shouldn't Xia Yu have bravely shouldered the responsibility?

Odin looked back; Sif was still under the eaves. He lowered his voice and said...

"Let me tell you, kid, Sif has already become my goddaughter. Since you've already had intimate contact with her, then you might as well become my son-in-law. Hela didn't want that, and now you still don't want it? That's not fair."

Upon hearing this, Xia Yu knew that he had indeed guessed correctly.

"Grandpa, why are you so insistent on making me your son-in-law? I admit we did have some intimate contact last time, but that was a misunderstanding caused by Sif being drunk. You can't pin it on me. Besides, I have a girlfriend."

"So what if you have a girlfriend? How can you be as stupid as Thor? How many years can an ordinary human live on Earth? You even carry the inheritance of an Asgard Godhood. Don't you know how long you can live? What will you do in a hundred years?"

"I don't care, you can date your girlfriend first. But if you two break up one day, or she dies of old age, you must marry me, your goddaughter."

Now Odin had the floor.

Xia Yu said helplessly, "Who can say for sure what will happen in the future? There's still so much time ahead. I can't promise you right now."

Xia Yu has only lived for a few years, and he was born an ordinary person. He can't be as indifferent to decades or even a hundred years as Odin is.

The two of them secretly talked on the edge of the cliff, gesturing as they went. In the end, Xia Yu could only say that if Natasha really got old and passed away one day, and if he still wanted to find a wife, he would give Sif his first choice.

Xia Yu left some room for maneuver in this regard. He felt confident that he could keep Natasha with him for a long time. Not only Natasha, but also the other members of the Avengers, Xia Yu wanted to find a way to make everyone live for thousands of years.

Putting aside magic or the Infinity Stones, just considering the advanced technology in the Marvel Universe, achieving immortality shouldn't be a big problem, like the Avengers: Endgame Banner created at the beginning of Banner Quantum Realm.

Ant-Man sometimes transforms into an old man, and sometimes into a teenager.

Once the uncontrollable issues are resolved, immortality can be achieved, not to mention that I still have the system and the Source of the Infinity Stones.

Therefore, Xia Yu gave Odin a rather indirect answer.

But what Odin and Sif say is beyond Xia Yu's control.

Sure enough, after talking to Xia Yu for a long time, Odin swaggered back and excitedly chattered away to Sif, spitting as he spoke.

Xia Yu probably told Sif something like he'd taken care of it; Xia Yu definitely didn't want to take the blame for nothing. But how could Sif fall in love with him just because he kissed her a few times that day?

Xia Yu secretly took out his phone, pretending to look at it, and secretly turned on the camera to check on himself.

He has delicate features and a dashing air; he's undeniably handsome, but not to the point of instant attraction.

It must be said that after winning the heart of a female, male creatures, whether they like it or not, are vain, secretly pleased, and proud deep down.

Just like Xia Yu now, although he doesn't want to take Sif in, he's already starting to primp and preen, feeling that he's radiating masculine charm, and his back is even straighter than usual.

Odin talked to Sif for a long time, then beckoned Xia Yu over.

Perhaps feeling he had successfully completed his mission, Odin lay back in his chair and said smugly to Xia Yu.

"Alright, if there's nothing else, you can go back now. My goddaughter is here with me, so we don't need a nanny or anything. Just remember to come visit us whenever you have time."

Actually, although Xia Yu was being a little vain, he wanted to make things clear. He knew Odin would definitely not explain things clearly, but considering the old man's current state, he decided to let it go and arrange to meet with Sif alone one day.

"Alright, feel free to call me anytime if you need anything." Xia Yu said to Odin, nodded to Sif, turned around, opened a portal, and left.

To Xia Yu's surprise, not long after he left, Sif contacted him on her own initiative.

Having been on Earth for so long, Sif must be quite adept at using cell phones by now, so Sif naturally asked Odin for Xia Yu's phone number.

"I want to talk to you," Sif said, getting straight to the point.

Xia Yu thought for a moment and nodded in agreement.

Sif gave an address; it was for a small bar somewhere in Norway.

Xia Yu spent a long time flipping through a map of Norway and opened two portals before finally finding the vicinity of that bar.

This is a very small bar. It's still dusk in Norway, not dark yet, and dinner time will come soon. There aren't many people in the bar.

Xia Yu found a seat by the window, ordered a whiskey, and waited for Sif.

Sif arrived shortly afterward.

Just now at Odin's place, Sif was wearing a rather medieval-style robe, unisex, but now she's changed into modern clothes.

Boots that reached her calves, black tights, shorts worn over her clothes, a black overcoat that reached her hips, and a head of straight, golden hair.

She wore light makeup.

It has to be said that Sif, who suddenly changed into modern clothes, gave Xia Yu a refreshing feeling. She was driving a brand new orange-red BMW i8.

Xia Yu admitted that he was indeed exceptionally cool.

"Sorry I'm late. You know, that cliff is very remote." Sif naturally sat down opposite Xia Yu.

"Nice car. I didn't expect you to adapt to this place so quickly. I mean, both your clothes and your car have great taste."

The praise is genuine. Look at Thor, he's been here for so long and he still acts like a barbarian. Then look at Sif, she's like Asgard in front of Odin, but she transforms into a modern woman when she comes out.

"Thank you. You only want one drink? That doesn't sound like something a Hero would do. Waiter, vodka and whiskey, the strongest, two of each, please."

As soon as Sif sat down, she called out to the waiter in a grand manner.

The waiter didn't say anything, but Xia Yu was quite startled.

He blurted out, "What are you trying to do? You're not thinking of getting me drunk and then taking advantage of me, are you??"