Dr. Pym Driven Mad
The next day, Xia Yu and Tony shamelessly went again.
This time, however, Dr. Pym was smarter and simply stopped opening the door.
Xia Yu kept ringing the doorbell, refusing to give up. Dr. Pym simply unplugged the doorbell, figuring the yard was big enough that he wouldn't hear the knocking anyway.
If they dare to barge in, Dr. Pym is ready to call the police.
Dr. Pym clearly underestimated Xia Yu.
On the third day, Xia Yu and Tony were accompanied by Thor and Rhodey. Xia Yu opened a portal and entered the other person's yard.
The four of them swaggered around and set up a barbecue grill and beer in Dr. Pym's yard.
But Dr. Pym was no ordinary person; he immediately deployed an army of ants, with countless ants swarming towards the four of them.
Tony, who suffers from trypophobia, almost collapsed on the ground, unable to walk, while Dr. Pym laughed heartily from the second-floor window.
Day four.
Having learned from Ant-Man how Dr. Pym controlled the ants, Tony obtained a signal jammer, rendering Dr. Pym's brainwaves unable to control the ants.
Tony even proudly waved the small device in his hand at the old man, which angered the old man so much that he immediately called the police, but the signal in the entire house was cut off, so he couldn't call the police.
The shameless Xia Yu and Tony Stark even hacked into the old man's surveillance system, erasing their unethical behavior of barbecuing in someone else's yard and littering.
On the fifth day, the four of them were still having a barbecue on Dr. Pym's lawn.
They were shot by an enraged Dr. Pym. Although Xia Yu and Thor were not afraid, Tony and Rhodey, who were not wearing their Armor, couldn't. They couldn't be grilled in their Armor, so they had no choice but to run back to base with their heads in their hands.
On the sixth day, Dr. Pym, who was already furious, pulled out a brand new rifle, but Xia Yu and his team came prepared this time, taking out a small device and setting up a protective shield on Dr. Pym's lawn.
Although it's not anything particularly powerful, it's still possible with the gun in Dr. Pym's hand.
They couldn't break through that protective shield even after firing for a year straight.
"You bastards, this is trespassing and illegal imprisonment!"
Dr. Pym threw his gun at their shield.
Dr. Pym is going crazy; he's been dreaming about these despicable people barbecuing and drinking beer on his lawn for the past few nights.
My head is about to explode.
On the seventh day, Dr. Pym was preparing to move, but the group of people didn't come today, which made Dr. Pym very happy.
He naively thought that Xia Yu and the others had given up and was going to bed early to get a good night's sleep.
As it turns out, Dr. Pym was indeed too naive and once again underestimated Xia Yu's limits.
Around three or four in the morning, while Dr. Pym was sound asleep...
A portal silently opened in the bedroom, and Xia Yu tiptoed out.
"Dr. Pym, wake up! Hey! Get up!"
After finally getting some peace and quiet for a day, Dr. Pym had a few extra drinks before going to bed and slept even more soundly than usual, showing no signs of waking up.
Xia Yu was a little helpless, so he poured cold water on Dr. Pym, worried that he might catch a cold, since he was quite old.
Should I slap him to wake him up?
Xia Yu was afraid that he would lose control of his strength and beat himself to death in one blow.
Having come up with a solution, Xia Yu had no choice but to pluck a hair from Dr. Pym's head and carefully stick it into Dr. Pym's nostril.
'Ah... Achoo!~!~!'
Dr. Pym, who was fast asleep, sneezed loudly.
A sneeze woke Dr. Pym up, and before he could react, Xia Yu's large face was right in front of Dr. Pym's eyes.
"You sneezed? Did you not cover yourself properly? It's really worrying to see an elderly person like you living alone at night. Luckily, I came in time. Do you have a cold?"
Xia Yu looked at him with concern.
When Dr. Pym went to sleep at night, he habitually turned on a small nightlight in his bedroom, which allowed him to clearly see Xia Yu's appearance.
The two stared at each other, their eyes meeting.
It took Dr. Pym several seconds to react.
"Ah!~!~!"
He grabbed a pillow and started hitting Xia Yu repeatedly.
"How did you get in here? You damned bastard, I'm going to kill you today!"
Dr. Pym had already figured out how he got in, and he hit Xia Yu a few times with a pillow, probably not feeling that was enough to vent his anger.
He started rummaging through drawers and cabinets looking for his pistol.
Xia Yu didn't take it seriously and continued to speak with a grin.
"Don't be angry. Getting angry in the middle of the night is bad for an elderly person's health, especially their liver. How about this, you move to our base. I can take good care of your health. You might not know, but I used to be the best healthcare doctor in all of New York."
'Bang! Bang! Bang! Bang! Bang! Bang!'
Dr. Pym produced a revolver from somewhere and fired six shots at Xia Yu.
After emptying all the bullets in his pistol, Xia Yu didn't even blink, continuing to chatter on and on to Dr. Pym about getting him to join the Avengers.
Tony had already given him many valid reasons that day, but the old man simply wouldn't listen.
Dr. Pym originally thought that these people would stop harassing him after a few days, so he didn't come today. But Xia Yu pulled a fast one. When Dr. Pym opened his eyes just now, he was almost scared to death by Xia Yu.
Xia Yu had no choice. He originally wanted to utilize the Quantum Realm, but neither Tony nor Shuri had any research in this area. Even if they started researching now, the stubborn Dr. Pym wouldn't believe them unless they produced some results.
Dr. Pym is arguably the most outstanding researcher on Earth in this field; the Quantum Realm portal that Tony created in the movie was based on Dr. Pym's work.
Besides, even Dr. Pym himself hasn't managed to make it yet.
Enraged, Dr. Pym found two guns in the house and fired dozens of bullets at Xia Yu.
Xia Yu didn't take it to heart. He wasn't afraid of people getting angry. As long as they were willing to communicate, even if you were furious, you could just vent your anger. As long as they were willing to talk, things would be easy.
So when Dr. Pym fired at Xia Yu, he didn't even flinch.
According to Xia Yu's logic, there's nothing wrong with it. He's not afraid of making people angry; he's afraid of someone ignoring him. As long as someone is willing to talk, there's a chance to fool him.
It's okay to be angry, there's no direct hatred or conflict of interest involved, just let it out.
In fact, Xia Yu's tactic worked very well. After firing dozens of shots, Dr. Pym's facial expression gradually calmed down, and he stopped swearing at Xia Yu.
Xia Yu was planning to start by saying something to set a good precedent.
Suddenly, police sirens blared.
With so many shots fired in the middle of the night, it's impossible that no one nearby called the police.
Both of them changed their expressions. If the police came, they wouldn't be able to Avengers. Xia Yu couldn't very well say that the Avengers were harassing people late at night to force them to come in.
If he dared to say that, Dr. Pym would dare to sue them over it.
So Xia Yu, being extremely disloyal, opened the portal and slipped away.
The police had already arrived outside, and Dr. Pym was dumbfounded.