Robbery

The banquet officially began.

At Xia Yu's special instruction, Valkyrie was naturally among those invited.

Apart from her and the Grandmaster, almost everyone present was Xia Yu's man, not counting Topaz behind the Grandmaster.

The long table was filled with precious specialties that the Grandmaster had collected from various planets.

For the Avengers, a bunch of earth-dwelling leopards who live only in Asgard, this meal was truly an eye-opener.

Putting everything else aside, even the rare fruits produced on various planets made Natasha and Scarlet Witch beam with joy as they ate them.

Today, everyone's here to be the enforcers, so the task of flipping the table is naturally left to Xia Yu.

But before Xia Yu could even open his mouth, the members of the Guardians of the Galaxy began their performance.

The Rockets were the first to launch an attack.

This guy was unusually polite today; after eating for a while, he very elegantly picked up a napkin and wiped his mouth first.

"Revered Grandmaster, there is something I am very curious about. May I ask you a question?"

"Of course, you are our honored guest, so please feel free to ask any questions you may have."

The Grandmaster appeared to be very dignified.

Then the Rockets ' foul mouth started its performance.

"That blue line under your chin."

Rocket stretched out a small melon seed and made a vague drawing on his chin.

"I've always wanted to ask, is this the milk from the wet nurse behind you? You keep mentioning it, haha!"

The Rockets began their relentless mockery.

The Grandmaster's expression changed slightly, but Topaz behind him hadn't even started to get angry yet.

Then he was interrupted by someone else.

"Wait, Rocket, why did you start first? We agreed that I should start the performance first. You know, I practiced all night yesterday."

Drax stood up angrily and said.

"It's all because of you, you idiot! You can't resist food. I've been trying to signal you with my eyes for ages, but you didn't even see it."

Rocket jumped onto the table and pointed at Drax's nose, cursing.

"I am Groot."

"Did you hear that? Groot saw it all."

"Even if I didn't see it, you could have just told me. You're sitting right next to me; you could have just told me, or whispered something. That old idiot is sitting so far away; he can't hear you."

Drax casually pointed at the Grandmaster.

Everyone present helplessly held their foreheads, and even little Groot stretched out a branch and placed it on his head.

The Grandmaster looked around blankly, then turned to Topaz and asked.

Was he talking about me, this old fool?

In fact, Topaz himself couldn't understand what had happened.

Before I could think about it further, the two people over there continued.

Drax has been hanging out with Star-Lord and Rocket, those two trash-talkers, for so long lately, and his verbal Kung Fu seem to have improved quite a bit.

They've even learned to satirize the Rockets.

"Besides, your excuse was terrible. You actually said that the rough-looking woman in the back was a wet nurse. That's illogical, you know? Nobody would hire such a rough and ugly wet nurse; she'd lose her appetite."

After the Grandmaster, Topaz was pointed at by Drax.

"This time they're saying you're ugly, I'm pretty sure of it."

The Grandmaster turned to Topaz and nodded, his face full of agreement.

Rocket stomped his foot angrily, sending Drax's cutlery flying.

"Then you come and show everyone your terrible performance, which you've practiced for so long."

Drax looked around and realized that his cutlery had been destroyed by the Rocket.

After thinking for a moment, he picked up the wine glass on the table.

"Gulp, gulp!"

He downed the entire bottle of wine in one gulp.

Then, a very exaggerated expression of pain immediately appeared on his face.

He reached out again, his hand trembling, and pointed at the Grandmaster.

"He... he poisoned my drink! I'm dying! That bastard! You have to avenge me!"

After saying that, she slowly collapsed to the ground with a very alluring posture.

Xia Yu didn't know if Dream of the Red Chamber existed in this world.

But Drax, such a big man, had just reminded him of Lin Daiyu.

Xia Yu lowered his head, almost burying it in the plate.

He felt he didn't even have the courage to flip the table; it was too shameful.

Almost everyone present, like Xia Yu, launched a desperate attack on the delicious food in front of them.

Aside from Ant-Man and Rocket, Ant-Man watched with great interest, while Rocket looked on with a disappointed expression.

The Grandmaster and Topaz were completely bewildered.

Silence...

A long time passed.

Perhaps unable to hear anything, Drax sprang to his feet with a somersault.

"Why aren't you making a move yet? Was my acting bad? I thought my pained expression was spot-on."

Nobody paid him any attention.

Drax looked at Xia Yu.

Xia Yu immediately covered his face; he was too ashamed to face anyone.

At this point, the Rockets are the more decisive option.

"You acted well. Lie down, I'll start right away."

Drax obediently and once again gracefully and slowly collapsed to the ground.

Only then did he remember, clutching his stomach, and let out a sound.

"Ouch!"

Rocket dodged a few times, and finally jumped directly in front of the Grandmaster, stepping on Xia Yu's shoulder.

"Look, my brother got poisoned after drinking your wine. What are you going to do about it?"

A strong sense of banditry wafted over me.

The Grandmaster turned his head blankly to look at Xia Yu.

"Was this a performance you prepared in advance, Xia?"

Xia Yu didn't speak.

'Smack!'

Rocket raised his hand and slapped the Grandmaster across the face.

"I'm talking to you, old man. Why are you asking him? Look at my friend, my brother, he drank your wine and he's already poisoned and vomiting blood."

The Rocket was pointed at Drax on the ground.

Drax was very cooperative.

He reached into his pocket with his right hand, pulled out a blood pack, and put it in his mouth.

Then...

'Puff!'

A large mouthful of blood spurted out.

The Grandmaster only just realized what was happening.

In the long and endless course of life, no one has ever been hit by another.

Not to mention, in public, he was slapped across the face.

Not even the Grandmaster, let alone Topaz, could react in time.

Aside from the fact that the Rockets and Drax's performances were so captivating.

She never expected that someone would slap the Grandmaster like that.

If she were to pull out a gun, she would react quickly.

"Ah!~!~!~!~!"

The Grandmaster opened his mouth wide and let out a scream like a girl being spied on while taking a bath.

'Smack!'

The Rockets delivered another resounding slap without any mercy.

After firing, they immediately pulled out a bunch of guns.

"Stop yelling. I'm not going to waste my breath on you. This is a robbery, so put your hands up."

This shows that the Avengers are all elites.

The people who were still eating quickly pulled out their weapons.

It immediately switched to battle mode.

Tony's Nano Armor has begun to cover his entire body.

Only the Captain, from who-knows-where, pulled out a scarf and covered his face.

Although no one here recognized him, the righteous Captain felt too ashamed to face anyone.

The Grandmaster's Evil Human Laboratory.

The crowd was originally on the side of justice.

Rocket and his crew managed to turn their extortion attempt into a robbery when it failed.