Aladdin's Mjolnir?

At a house on the outskirts of a small town in New Mexico in the southern United States, several burly men in black suits were carrying electronic equipment, laptops, photographs, blueprints, and the like into a vehicle.

Jane Foster was trying to stop them. "I'm going to sue you for invasion of privacy."

Coulson explained helplessly, "We're only borrowing them. We're the good guys."

While the two sides were arguing, a black figure descended from the sky. Xia Yu had arrived. Before anyone else could speak, he said, "I agree with this lady. These government agents are no good. They abuse their authority and bully the public. They're a bunch of bastards. Oh, Coulson, this is robbery, you bastards."

The girl beside Jane Foster, Daisy, asked Xia Yu, "Who are you? Are you Iron Man?"

Xia Yu gave her a surprised look and said in an exaggerated tone, "I'm not that old man Tony Stark. I'm one of these bastards. Let's go, Coulson."

"I don't understand why you called me over. It's not like I'm a blacksmith," Xia Yu asked Coulson in the car.

Coulson said, "The director said S.H.I.E.L.D. has two consultants. If we can't solve a problem with technology, ask Tony Stark. If technology can't solve a problem, find Xia."

"You make me sound like a fraud, Coulson," Xia Yu said helplessly.

Xia Yu followed Coulson and the others to where the hammer had landed. S.H.I.E.L.D. had put up a huge canopy over it to make it easier to use electronic equipment, with four plastic-covered passageways around the canopy for access.

Xia Yu had met Hawkeye on the way in, but unfortunately, Hawkeye was slow to warm up and had only nodded to him.

Coulson and Xia Yu stood beside the hammer as Coulson explained where it had come from. "A few days ago, this hammer fell from the sky like a meteor and landed here, leaving a huge crater in the ground. The locals all came over to see what was happening. The strange thing is that nobody can pick it up."

As he spoke, Coulson pointed to the mound of sand beneath the hammer. "Look, the sand underneath hasn't moved at all. It definitely isn't a matter of weight. Even pulling it with a heavy truck didn't help."

Coulson stood up, walked to the edge of the canopy, and pointed at the ground as he continued, "Based on the force of the hammer's impact, we can only roughly estimate the minimum height it fell from. Since we don't know how much it weighs... oh, my God, Xia, how did you do that?"

Xia Yu swore he had only wanted to try, out of pure curiosity. He had never imagined he could pick up the hammer. After all, supposedly only someone with a truly pure heart could do it, someone with a saintly personality like Captain America.

At first, Xia Yu felt rather pleased with himself. I knew I was pure.

To his surprise, the next instant, Xia Yu found himself in a space filled with chaotic energy. Lightning stretched out all around him, silver serpents dancing wildly.

Where is this? Where's Mjolnir? Xia Yu wondered.

"Young man, who are you?" a voice suddenly asked.

"Who? Who's talking?" Xia Yu turned, searching in all directions.

After turning all the way around, Xia Yu suddenly noticed someone behind him. It was an elderly man with white hair, golden armor, and one eye, holding a... Gungnir?

Xia Yu broke out in a cold sweat. How had he suddenly ended up next to Odin? Things from Asgard really weren't to be touched carelessly, especially while Odin was alive.

"Young man, answer my question. Who are you? Oh, no, I should ask, where are you from?" Odin said with a smile.

Covered in cold sweat, Xia Yu didn't dare answer Odin's question. Instead, he feigned innocence and asked, "Who are you? Where is this? Where's the hammer I was holding?"

Odin still wore a kindly smile. "This is the space inside Mjolnir. Oh, Mjolnir is the name of the hammer you were holding."

Xia Yu asked, utterly bewildered, "I'm inside a hammer's body? Are you the God of Hammers?" He suddenly asked excitedly, "Do I get three wishes? You're Aladdin's Mjolnir, aren't you? You must be."

Dark lines appeared across Odin's forehead. What kind of nonsense was this?

Odin took a deep breath and said, "I am Odin, the All-Father. I come from Asgard, the realm of the gods. The hammer you were holding is our realm's Mjolnir, the weapon of my son, Thor. I placed an enchantment on this hammer. I believe the vast majority of people cannot lift it, including you. That is the power of the rules. Yet you picked it up. You are not affected by the rules of this world. So, where are you from, young man?"

This time, Xia Yu panicked completely.