What's His Zodiac Sign?

Xia Yu was bored back in New Mexico. S.H.I.E.L.D.. had made the town as impenetrable as a fortress, and Thor was being watched wherever he went. Xia Yu spent his days chatting and joking with Coulson, and then going to the supermarket to buy things.

Why does Xia Yu go to the supermarket every day? Because the space inside the ring has increased tenfold, so Xia Yu goes there every day to buy all sorts of random things to stuff inside for future use.

Moreover, driven by some kind of perverse sense of humor, Xia Yu bought a little bit of everything, from food and drinks to women's products, children's toys to health products. A large portion of the space inside the ring was filled with miscellaneous items, making it look like a small supermarket warehouse.

Over the course of several days, as Jane Foster and Thor's relationship grew stronger, Xia Yu also began to talk more and more with Coulson. Finally, on this day, Xia Yu took out a hair growth shampoo from his ring and recommended it to Coulson.

Xia Yu was enthusiastically recommending it, talking about a mysterious formula from the East, how amazing its hair regrowth effect was, how it couldn't be bought anywhere else, and how he had gone to great Kung Fu to get it for Coulson, and so on.

Coulson was furious. "You bought it for $15 from the supermarket that day, do you think I didn't see it?" he thought. "And why do you keep bringing up his hairline? In just a few days with Xia Yu, Coulson feels like he's losing more hair than he has in the past few years. He's so worried."

"A large number of abnormal energy fluctuations have occurred, fifteen miles to the northwest," came the voice from the walkie-talkie.

Coulson grabbed his coat, jumped up, and went out without looking back. "I'll go check it out."

Xia Yu, who was familiar with the plot, naturally knew that Thor's companions had arrived, and that Loki would soon teleport a Destroyer to kill them all.

However, Odin specifically instructed Xia Yu not to interfere throughout the entire process, but to find an opportunity to temper Thor's arrogance, which led to the scene where Xia Yu brutally beat Thor.

The town's residents had mostly evacuated, so the Destroyers would only damage a few more houses. Therefore, Xia Yu decided to go to the town to watch the show.

Odin, that old fox, when his kids misbehave, a good beating would suffice, but he has to come up with all these elaborate schemes, secretly observing them. Thor and the others are really missing a screw; don't they think that Heimdall would dare to open the Bifrost for them without Odin's orders?

Xia Yu recalled watching Avengers: Endgame and the wisdom of Queen Frigga, as well as witnessing Odin's wisdom firsthand, wondering how he could have given birth to a child like Thor, whose brain was all muscles.

It seems that education is more important than innate talent.

Lost in thought, Xia Yu walked into the town and unknowingly arrived at the place where Jane Foster and the others lived.

"Hi, how are you?" Xia Yu greeted them warmly as he entered.

Everyone recognized Xia Yu and knew that he held a high position among the local government staff, but they didn't know exactly which department he worked in or what he did.

Several people were eating when Xia Yu's sudden arrival and unexpected enthusiasm left them wondering what he wanted.

Thor spoke first, "What are you doing here? Are you here to humiliate me? I'm just a mortal now, without any divine power. If you want to humiliate me, you may succeed, but let me tell you, one day..."

"Slap!" Xia Yu interrupted Thor's words with a backhand slap. At first, Xia Yu thought this kid had changed, but his last sentence clearly showed that he was still unconvinced.

Although Xia Yu only used a little bit of force, he still managed to send Thor flying and spinning around with a single slap.

"I'm telling you, don't do anything reckless. What do you think you're doing? I'm going to sue you." Jane Foster stood directly in front of Xia Yu without any fear and angrily rebuked him.

His father and Daisy rushed over to help Thor up.

Xia Yu ignored Jane's words, shifting his gaze to Thor and saying, "Do you feel particularly humiliated? If you still consider yourself a god, and feel humiliated because you were beaten by a mortal, then you have truly disappointed your father."

"Whoever you are, don't mention my father. I killed him. He's dead!" Thor shouted, Jane Foster's father held him back tightly, afraid that he would get into another conflict with Xia Yu.

"What's wrong with your brain? You believe everything Thor Loki says? Your father isn't dead at all," Xia Yu said.

"What did you say? What did you say? How did you know? Why should I believe you?" She had completely lost control now, and couldn't be held back; she grabbed Xia Yu by the collar.

"Listen to me quietly. Aren't you surprised that I was able to pick up Mjolnir? Your father himself imposed restrictions on me. Why was I able to pick it up? Your father wanted you to learn to use your brain."

Xia Yu began to comfort Thor.

"It was your father's idea for me to hit you. Come on, sit down first. Does your face still hurt? Did I hit you too hard? Damn it, I forgot you don't have divine power anymore. We're doing this for your own good. Sit down first." Xia Yu looked at him with pity.

Jane Foster and the others standing nearby looked on in disbelief. Her expression changed so quickly! What kind of zodiac sign is that?