Hulk Learns Chinese

Early the next morning, Coulson rushed over, pulling Hawkeye and Natasha aside to whisper among themselves. Xia Yu found it amusing and said loudly, "Coulson, we all consider you a friend. You don't need to do this. Yesterday was an emergency, an accident. We'll definitely let you know if anything happens in the future."

Coulson looked up and accused, "I'm not blaming you, Xia. I just told them to tell me first next time. Even though I wasn't there, it was still my responsibility. Nick called me yesterday, and I didn't even know what had happened."

Coulson pointed to Hawkeye and Natasha and continued, "I understand you didn't pay attention, but these two have been my colleagues for years. They should have informed me, so I wouldn't be at a loss for words when the boss asks."

Xia Yu laughed heartily, guessing that Nick Fury had taken out his frustration at him yesterday on Coulson.

Xia Yu walked over and patted Coulson on the shoulder, saying, "Let's not talk about the past anymore. Tell us about that cellist. Did you make it to base?"

Coulson's face immediately fell. "I had meticulously planned a date, and I was confident I could win her over, but my boss called me out at the last minute. Now I don't know how to explain breaking my promise to her."

Hawkeye chimed in, "It's okay, Coulson, as long as your girlfriend doesn't knee you in the crotch, everything's fine."

Everyone burst into laughter, while Coulson looked completely bewildered, not understanding the joke. What kind of girlfriend would knee someone in the crotch?

Coulson arrived, and everyone was back together except for Tony. The group resumed their initial rhythm. Betty Ross was unable to return to work; reportedly, General Ross was searching for her all over the world.

However, she didn't care about work for the time being. Her reunion with Banner made them both realize the preciousness of a relationship that had been lost and found again. They were willing to give up everything for each other. Xia Yu felt that when they looked at each other now, their eyes could sparkle with Flash.

Perhaps it was Betty Ross's patient guidance that made Banner increasingly value and confront the relationship between the two. Soon, he found Xia Yu and made a request.

"Have you thought it through?" Xia Yu asked Banner.

"Yes, I can't avoid it. I have to face Hulk. I have to let him out on my own initiative so that he can adapt to you, adapt to this place, adapt to Betty. Only then can I feel at ease integrating into life here and being with Betty." Banner was quite resolute this time.

Xia Yu nodded and called Thor and the Captain over. The three of them discussed it for a while and felt that if they went all out and used the hammer, it wouldn't be a problem to quickly suppress the Hulk, so they agreed with Banner's idea.

The Captain was the most enthusiastic. If they could release Hulk every day and keep Hulk under control, it would be extremely beneficial for their combat training.

Everyone was ready, so they got right to it. Captain Thor and Xia Yu pulled Banner to the open space outside, while the others observed from a distance.

As soon as Banner transformed, he punched Xia Yu into the air, but it was only Xia Yu. Hulk commented, "Liar! He said he'd let Hulk out often, but it feels like Hulk hasn't been out in ages."

Xia Yu covered his head, feeling that he had taken the punch for nothing, and had a feeling that he had lied to the child.

Hulk is very difficult to communicate with because he is in a state of anger for a long time, but difficult to communicate with does not mean impossible. Especially under the threat of Xia Yu and the other two suppressing him with hammers, an agreement was reached to let him out three times a week, six hours each time.

Hulk is like a child, but he's not stupid. When he's not going berserk, he can tell whether someone has malicious intent towards him. He's just a kid with immense strength but a bit of low self-esteem. Xia Yu knew this when watching Thor: Ragnarok. He felt that Hulk's intelligence was almost higher than Thor's.

Hulk always asks for food every time he comes out. He can eat so much that he's almost used up all the food in Xia Yu's ring. For the first time, Xia Yu felt a sense of crisis about going bankrupt. Then he remembered that the food at the base was supplied by Stark, and Xia Yu covered his mouth and laughed for a long time.

That day, Xia Yu was sitting on the steps at the entrance of the base. Hulk was sitting next to him, learning Huaxia language Xia Yu. That's right, ever since Xia Yu was punched by Hulk during training and said "TMD!", Hulk had been repeating that phrase. He thought it was cool, so he kept pestering Xia Yu to learn Huaxia language.

Hulk: Hulk

Xia Yu: Hulk ( in Huaxia language)

Hulk: Thor is a noob.

Xia Yu: (Thor is an idiot)

Hulk: "Wait, why is Thor still Thor, Hulk is just a green... fat guy?"

Xia Yu: "Um... because I'm too lazy to translate the name of a noob."

Hulk nodded. "Okay, Thor's an idiot."

Xia Yu nodded, "His pronunciation is perfect, that's right, Thor is an idiot."

The two were having a great time answering each other when suddenly the roar of vehicles came from outside. Judging from the sound, it wasn't just one or two cars. Xia Yu stood up and looked into the distance. He could see at least twenty or thirty cars.

The vehicles in front were all military jeeps, followed by seven or eight tanks, and some that Xia Yu couldn't identify but were clearly weapons carriers.

"Guys, come out! We're in trouble!" Xia Yu shouted into the room.