The moment you click on it, you see a man and a woman doing something inappropriate for children.
The sound immediately rang out.
The noise was so loud that even Wang Gonggong next door heard it, as did Commander Liu Shuai, a palace guard.
Princess Yuzhen and Emperor Xuanzong of Tang were quite far away, so they didn't hear it.
Zhang Shuo he was so startled that his hand trembled, and the remote control flew up and then fell to the ground with a "thud".
The batteries inside the remote control flew out instantly, ruining it, and it made a very loud noise.
The seductive sounds echoed incessantly, frightening Zhang Shuo into running towards the television, intending to smash it.
But just then, there was a knock on the door.
Zhang Shuo when he saw this, he realized he was doomed, so he quickly grabbed the nearby lamp and was about to throw it to smash the TV.
However, at this moment, both the picture and sound on the TV stopped, and a pop-up window suddenly appeared.
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Zhang Shuo was dumbfounded when he saw that he actually had to recharge. What on earth was this recharge?
Just then, a voice came from outside the door. "Brother Zhang... what's wrong? What are you doing in there?"
Zhang Shuo quickly picked up the television, turned it around, and placed the screen against the wall.
Then he opened the door.
Upon opening the door, they were surprised to find it was Liu Shuai, a palace guard.
"Hey! Brother Zhang, what's wrong? I just heard a woman screaming inside. What happened?"
Zhang Shuo quickly straightened his posture and said calmly, "Ahem, it's nothing, it seems to be coming from outside!"
"Oh, I see. You're really alright?"
Liu Shuai craned his neck to peek into Zhang Shuo's room and found that there really was no one else there.
Seeing this, Zhang Shuo said directly, "Ahem, why don't you come in and sit down with us!"
Upon hearing this, Liu Shuai immediately laughed and said, "Perfect timing! I've run out of bottled water over there, so I'll have some more here, it's super delicious!"
Zhang Shuo he didn't care about the bottled water at that moment. He looked outside, and when he found no one, he breathed a sigh of relief and closed the door.
At that moment, Wang Gonggong next door pressed his ear against the wall, listening intently to the sound.
Liu Shuai said, "Hehe, Lord Zhang, I pay my respects. By the way, do you still have any bottled water?"
Upon hearing this, Zhang Shuo quickly replied, "There should be some, I haven't had any yet!"
As he spoke, he glanced at the TV cabinet and indeed found a bottle of water labeled "Peach Spring Mountain Spring Water," so he said, "Oh, it's still there."
However, upon hearing this, Liu Shuai didn't even see Zhang Shuo pointing at the TV cabinet; instead, he happily ran towards the bathroom.
Zhang Shuo was completely bewildered, wondering why this person had gone to the restroom to use the toilet after asking for bottled water.
Thinking about it, I went to the TV cabinet, picked up the bottled water, and then went into the bathroom.
He was stunned when he saw what was in the bathroom!
Liu Shuai was seen burying his head in the toilet bowl, drinking it with a "glug-glug" sound.
"Smack!"
Zhang Shuo the bottled water in his hand fell to the ground.
Liu Shuai then stood up, wiped the water from the corner of his mouth, and said, "This mineral water is really delicious, but the more I drink, the thirstier I get, haha!"
As he spoke, he walked towards Zhang Shuo, who immediately hid at a distance.
"You, you, you stay away! You actually drank water from the toilet! What were you thinking?"
"Oh no, Lord Zhang, the bottled water provided free of charge at this inn is delicious, but I'm sorry, I drank it all!"
Zhang Shuo because he studied television as soon as he arrived, he had seen advertisements for mineral water and toilets.
So, he learned what mineral water was—it was the kind in a clear bottle that said "Peach Spring Mountain Spring" on it.
A toilet is something used for relieving oneself, for defecating and urinating. After you're done, you press a button to flush it away.
Just now, Zhang Shuo he defecated in the toilet and then flushed it away.
Then we saw Liu Shuai actually drinking water from the toilet.
"What's wrong, Lord Zhang? Why do you look like you've eaten shit and are in such a bad mood?"
"Get out of here! Do you even know what you just drank?"
"Mineral water, and it even has a sweet and fragrant smell."
Upon hearing this, Zhang Shuo felt his stomach churn and began to dry heave repeatedly.
"That's not mineral water you're drinking, that's real mineral water."
Zhang Shuo, pointing to the words "Peach Spring Mountain Spring" on the ground.
Liu Shuai picked it up and indeed saw the words "Peach Spring Mountain Spring".
"Hmm, is this mineral water?"
"Yeah, you don't believe me? Open it and try it!"
Upon hearing this, Liu Shuai opened the bottle cap and took a big gulp.
"Hey, isn't this just water!"
"Wait, this is mineral water, so what did I just drink?"
Zhang Shuo thought for a moment, then his eyes darted around and he said, "Ahem, go back to your room, turn on the TV, and you'll see!"
"Really? Is this TV that amazing?"
Zhang Shuo leaned close to Liu Shuai's ear with a malicious grin and whispered, "You've seen those erotic pictures, right? This TV show is even more explosive than that!"
"Wow, Lord Zhang, why didn't you tell me about this good news sooner? I'm too sleepy, I'm going back to bed now!"
After saying that, Liu Shuai ran away.
However, when Zhang Shuo recalled the image of Liu Shuai drinking water while lying on the toilet, he immediately felt another bout of nausea!
At this moment, Wang Gonggong was next door, also heard that the mineral water was very delicious, so he also started looking for it in the room.
Sure enough, I found Peach Spring Mountain Spring on the cabinet.
So I picked it up, took a sip, and found it was just ordinary water, but it did have a sweet taste.
As I was drinking, I noticed a device next to the mineral water bottle with a square QR code on it, and there was something inside.
The Wang Gonggong didn't know what this thing was for, so he wanted to open it and take it out.
As a result, they couldn't produce it at all, and the text written on it was incomprehensible.
In a fit of anger, Wang Gonggong picked it up and slammed it to the ground, finally opening it.
And so, the next morning...
Emperor Xuanzong of Tang and Princess Yuzhen were quite normal.
But Zhang Shuo, Wang Gonggong, Liu Shuai were different; they had very dark circles under their eyes. I wonder what they were doing last night?
"Wow, this mineral water is so sweeter than regular water!"
Emperor Xuanzong of Tang took out a bottle of Peach Spring Mountain Spring, took a sip, and then exclaimed in praise.
Liu Shuai immediately gagged and then vomited stomach acid.
Because he really had nothing left to vomit, only stomach acid.
He saw it on TV last night; he had drunk water from the toilet.
Besides him, Zhang Shuo also gagged, because he remembered the scene of Liu Shuai drinking water while lying on the toilet.
"Hey, what's wrong with you two?"
"Cough cough, no, nothing's wrong, I probably just had an upset stomach, haha!"
Emperor Xuanzong of Tang, Princess Yuzhen, and Wang Gonggong were all thinking, "What? Shouldn't an upset stomach be just diarrhea? Why is she vomiting?"
At this point, the five people went downstairs to check out.
Sister Wang said, "Ahem, gentlemen, I'm sorry, after inspection, we found that some items in several rooms were damaged last night, so you will need to compensate for the damage!"