Repelled by the Newcomer

A few days later.

The weather was beautiful, with a clear sky and crisp autumn air.

Apart from the somber atmosphere in the village due to the war, it was a decent day.

Fuyou, who had woken up early, ate a bowl of ramen at Ichiraku Ramen and took the opportunity to discuss business philosophy with the owner.

Although Ichiraku Ramen wasn't as large as his milk tea and barbecue shops yet, it was still good to exchange business experience.

Especially him.

Uchiha Fuyou!

Konoha's legendary merchant!

In just a few years, relying on the system within his body, he had built such a massive commercial empire, and it was still flourishing, with a promising future~.

Therefore, to many people, he, Uchiha Fuyou, was practically a business idol in their eyes~.

Perhaps if he published a book on his business theories, it would sell like hotcakes.

As for the fact that he relied on a system and had no real business experience... did that even matter?

As long as he was successful, people would applaud even his cynical advice!

Just like now.

"I've truly benefited a lot!" the Ichiraku owner said, gratefully putting away his notebook and looking at Uchiha Fuyou with admiration. "Lord Fuyou, you truly are a genius who became Konoha's wealthy merchant in just a few years. That VIP top-up concept has really opened my eyes!"

"Mutual exchange! Mutual exchange!" Uchiha Fuyou chuckled, finished his soup, wiped his mouth clean, and said, "I'm done eating, I won't disturb you any longer, Owner Ichiraku!"

Ichiraku Ramen... I wonder if they'll offer a free bowl after a month's subscription~.

Or maybe buy 100 and get 50 free?

Perhaps in the future, we'll even see Ichiraku Ramen chain stores?

Uchiha Fuyou waved his hand, declining the Ichiraku owner's invitation to stay, and leisurely walked towards his milk tea shop.

During this time.

Other than the construction of various branch stores, there wasn't much else going on.

And with shinobi frequently entering and leaving the ninja village these past few days, it seemed like it wasn't very safe outside. So, if there was nothing important, he decided to stay put in the village.

In a few more days, he'd visit the Uchiha compound again to bring some high-calorie snacks for his nephew. After all... he was an uncle who doted on his nephew.

He really hoped Itachi would grow up plump and healthy.

"Fuyou~"

"???" Hearing someone call him, Uchiha Fuyou stopped in surprise, turned his head, and indeed saw Minato's team returning.

However.

Why was the usually cold Kakashi being carried by Minato?

Even Obito wasn't injured, yet Kakashi was?

This wasn't like a shinobi!

"You're back?" Uchiha Fuyou smiled, then hesitantly asked, "What happened to Kakashi..."

Before he could finish.

Rin's face turned bright red, Obito lowered his head guiltily, Kakashi turned his head away, unwilling to explain, and Minato chuckled, also seeming reluctant to speak.

So, what exactly happened?

"He sustained a minor injury during a mission," Minato quickly said with a serious expression. "We were just about to take him to the medical department."

"..."

On the surface... he didn't seem to be injured at all!

And wasn't Rin a medical ninja?

Was it so serious that he needed to be admitted to the medical department?

Uchiha Fuyou blinked, becoming even more curious about their future Sixth Hokage. "Where is he injured?"

"Hahaha~" Minato laughed awkwardly, his gaze a little unfocused, then he ran forward carrying Kakashi. "Sorry, Fuyou, we'll talk another time! Kakashi's injury is quite serious, and he needs to be sent to the medical department as soon as possible!"

"I can't tell if it's serious or not, but that cold little face does look rather wronged." Uchiha Fuyou stroked his chin, watching the Minato team sprint away, and... Obito, who wasn't following them. "Your best friend is injured, and you're not going with them?"

And... what kind of injury was it?

"I... I'll go later!" Obito chuckled, a hint of guilt in his eyes. "I'm planning to buy a cup of milk tea and then go visit Kakashi."

"Is that so? Truly a best friend!"

"Who's his best friend?" Obito retorted haughtily, displaying the Uchiha's characteristic tsundere nature. "I'm just helping him buy it because I pity him! That's right! It's for... sorry, it's just to apologize!"

"What did you do to offend him?"

"..." Why did that sound so strange?

Obito looked speechlessly at this annoying guy, but then fell silent. After a moment of hesitation, he asked, "Is what you taught him... really taught by a legendary Uchiha shinobi?"

"Could I possibly lie to you?" Uchiha Fuyou said earnestly. "What's wrong? You don't believe me?" As he spoke, he recalled Kakashi's wronged expression from earlier and stared at a somewhat guilty Obito, "You didn't use it on Kaka..."

Before he could finish.

"No!" Obito refused without hesitation, laughing it off, his eyes darting around as he said, "How could I? How could I, Uchiha Obito, do such a thing? Let me tell you..."

"No! No! Don't get excited!" Fuyou patted his shoulder and shook his head with emotion. "I just wanted to remind you again, this technique's destructive power is too great, it shouldn't be used lightly!"

Uchiha Obito anal-fucked Kakashi Hatake... What a twisted fate!

Could it be that in the future, Kakashi saw Obito's shadow in Naruto and anal-fucked him back?

With a tone full of earnest advice, "You need to know what kind of personality that legendary shinobi had. Unrivaled dominance, deliberately left behind, and a very secret forbidden technique, it must not be simple. How could it be used easily?"

"I, I... I naturally know!" Obito said proudly, puffing out his chest. "I was just asking!"

"Remember the incantation passed down by that legendary shinobi!" Uchiha Fuyou said solemnly again. "Kunai stained with feces, Shinobi God alive, bare-handed egg-grabbing, Six Paths in distress, explosive kill anal, Tailed Beasts suffer, poke his lower parts, fall and howl, spit phlegm from the mouth, Heavenly God descends, don't talk too much, guaranteed victory, no women in the heart, ninjutsu becomes divine! How terrifying!"

"??? How did an extra sentence get added?"

"I just hadn't finished last time."

"You're just making this up, how could it be like this? What's wrong with having a girlfriend?"

"Think about that legendary shinobi, did he have a girlfriend after he died?" Uchiha Fuyou tilted his head up at a forty-five-degree angle, his eyes filled with emotion. "That's why I gave up on becoming a shinobi back then!"

"Then I..." Obito panicked.

"The path of a shinobi is vast and profound. Women will only affect your ninjutsu speed. If you can't dedicate yourself wholeheartedly to training, how can you become a powerful shinobi?"

"But the First Hokage had a wife! And the Third Lord also has a wife!"

"Think about it... did the First Hokage spend more time with his wife or with that shinobi?"

"I..."

"According to Konoha's history, the First Hokage also passed away not long after he left. That's the bond between them!"

"Didn't they say the First Hokage left because of a serious illness?"

"That was just to cover it up. The God of Shinobi, Sage Mode, a powerful physique, how could he die so easily?"

"?!"

Uchiha Obito was dumbfounded.

Is it really like this?

You're not lying to me, are you~

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