Dye His Hair

Young Shisui froze when he saw the book.

"The Tale of the Resolute Shinobi."

Author: Traveling Toad

"Written by Lord Jiraiya?"

"Yes." Fuyou smiled and nodded. "I was deeply moved by it. I believe Shisui can gain some insight from it as well."

What was the point of reading those meaningless books?

He might as well read these meaningless books. At least they were enjoyable!

Like Kakashi... it was precisely because he had Icha Icha Paradise to keep him company, allowing him to indulge himself alone in the dead of night, that he had not gone dark!

"Thank you, Lord Fuyou." Shisui smiled gratefully. "I'll treasure it!"

A book written by Lord Jiraiya... he had to study it carefully!

"Good! Just as expected of Shisui! With you and Itachi—the sleeping dragon and fledgling phoenix—the Uchiha Clan's future is promising!"

Fuyou laughed heartily in satisfaction. Feeling someone tug at him, he turned around in confusion and looked at Minato, who wore a strange smiling sun mask. "What is it?"

"Letting such a young child read Lord Jiraiya's books..." Minato lowered his voice. "Isn't that inappropriate?"

As Jiraiya's student, Minato naturally knew exactly what kind of books Jiraiya wrote~

The titles sounded quite proper, but the content... was actually rather improper.

"Don't worry, this time it's a serious novel!" Uchiha Fuyou assured him with a smile. "I reviewed it myself."

There were only a tiny few... indescribable scenes. It was no big deal.

Children in the shinobi world matured quickly!

They started contemplating world peace at four or five years old. What was wrong with reading some other books?

Perhaps... chakra had a ripening effect?

As he spoke, he pulled another copy from his robe and handed it to Minato. "Here, I saved this one especially for you!"

Fuyou had the bookstore print them, so he had printed quite a few copies.

His businesses could now be divided into... the system's milk tea shop and barbecue restaurant, as well as the bookstore he had built himself and the mahjong parlor he planned to build.

The businesses he built himself had not been modified by the system, so they had no special abilities.

Of course, perhaps in the future... they might end up benefiting from the system's industries too?

In any case, they did not cost much now. Expanding into more industries was a good thing.

Watching Minato stare wide-eyed at the book, his ears slightly red, Fuyou said with a smile, "So? Lord Jiraiya's latest book is pretty good, isn't it?"

As for his face... Minato was wearing a mask, so nothing could be seen.

"Good... good." His exposed eyes flickered. Minato glanced at Kushina beside him, nodded, and said calmly, "Not... bad! Lord Jiraiya's writing is getting better and better."

Touching girls when they were so young, peeping on girls bathing—Minato Namikaze had to criticize that properly!

But still.

Could children really read it?

At that moment.

Obito and his opponent took the field. Then, under everyone's watchful gaze, his opponent... gave a slight bow and hurriedly ran off the stage.

"The Kusagakure shinobi surrenders! The winner is Uchiha Obito of Konoha!"

"..."

The spectators were stunned.

Why had that Grass shinobi surrendered without even fighting? Was he even a shinobi? And... why had he walked off in such a strange posture?

Could he have walked away with his ass clenched tight?

His body even seemed to be trembling.

Could that Uchiha Obito be an incredibly powerful shinobi?

Of course... some shinobi who knew what was going on merely sighed and said nothing.

There was no need.

It was only the Chunin Joint Exams.

If he got fucked in public... wouldn't that be social death?

Thus, the following scene unfolded.

Whenever Obito stepped onto the field... the opposing shinobi immediately surrendered without hesitation, then walked off with their asses clenched tight. Even the Konoha shinobi did the same.

Many people went from finding it strange at first to being utterly shocked!

They stared in disbelief at the black-haired Konoha shinobi standing proudly in the arena.

A Konoha genius!

Even Kakashi, another Konoha genius, had surrendered?!

He was clearly no ordinary prodigy!

Could he be a genius like Konoha's Legendary Sannin?

"Konoha... truly is a cradle of geniuses~"

Many people sighed in heartfelt admiration.

Even Kushina, who knew something of what was going on, could not help sneaking a laugh!

Minato, beside her... gave an awkward chuckle. He seemed uncomfortable all over, but inwardly, he was somewhat relieved. This was good. This was good. At least there would be no accidents.

He recalled what the Medical Ninja had said a few days ago... and sighed inwardly, muttering to himself, "Could it be that Obito really has a problem in his heart?"

It seemed he needed to find time to have a proper talk with Obito!

"What? Has the clan taken an interest in him?" Uchiha Fuyou looked at Fugaku, who was frowning and staring solemnly at Obito. "Are you planning to train him?"

After he spoke.

Uchiha Fugaku came back to his senses, glanced indifferently at Fuyou, then turned back to look below with a complicated expression. He sighed and shook his head. "No."

"Hm? Why not?" Wasn't the Uchiha Clan fond of nurturing talent?

For example, Shisui and Itachi later on.

It was just that.

Something unexpected had happened in the end.

Now that Obito had awakened his Sharingan, he was a genius among the Uchiha no matter what!

However.

This time, Fugaku did not turn around. With his arms folded and his usual expressionless face, he said leisurely, "He's likely to offend people."

"..."

That was true!

Uchiha Fuyou gave an awkward laugh. He was now a little worried that Obito might become like Uchiha Madara in the future, unable to find understanding and setting off down a terrifying path.

Madara: I want to create a peaceful world without shinobi.

Obito: I want to create a world where I can fuck freely.

That certainly lacked several degrees of grandeur!

Everyone around them fell silent as they looked down at the arena.

It seemed.

After today, Obito would become famous!

If he also earned merits on the battlefield through his own techniques... this era might become the era of Obito and his teacher, Minato!

"Brother Minato has raised an incredible student!"

Minato rolled his eyes. "Hehe."

I definitely didn't teach him that!

At that moment.

It was Uchiha Obito's turn again.

His opponent was Yugito Nii from Kumogakure.

She was a youthful girl with brown hair. They had met her at the entrance of the barbecue restaurant last time.

However.

Just when everyone thought this girl would be like the previous opponents, fearful of the Uchiha genius's strength and walking off with her ass clenched.

"Shameless! Perverted! Freak!" Yugito Nii glared at Obito before her. "I, Yugito, will definitely defeat you!"

At once.

Everyone began cheering.

While everyone else had avoided him like the plague, a shinobi had actually stepped forward to face the challenge. How admirable was that!

Even the Cloud Shinobi were stunned!

Although Uchiha Obito, the Uchiha genius, was surprised that a girl dared to face his hands, Obito, who was currently resolving his misunderstanding, had only Rin in his heart. He snorted coldly. "A mere Cloud Shinobi! I can defeat you with one hand!"

After he spoke.

One hand...

Yugito Nii was so furious that her face turned red. "Shameless! Have Konoha's shinobi fallen so low? I definitely won't lose to someone like you!"

At that moment.

The Konoha group panicked.

"Lord Obito! Master Obito, a real man doesn't fight women! If you have to, use both hands!"

If he used that move in public... and against a girl at that... it was over.

They would be dragged down with him too!

Uchiha Fuyou sighed emotionally. Looking at the suddenly silent Minato beside him, then at his golden hair as eye-catching as the sun, he patted Minato's shoulder and hesitated for a moment. "If it really comes down to it... dye your hair!"

"...Get lost!"