"Is that so?"
Hearing Obito's words, Jiraiya suddenly felt an inexplicable sense of kinship.
Love, huh~
No good!
Jiraiya raised his head wistfully, gazing at the sky at a forty-five-degree angle. As if speaking from experience, he curled his lips slightly and sighed. "A breakup isn't scary! As long as she's happy, that's enough. Once we get back to the village, this Sage will take you out for some fun. Just keep the person you like in your heart. If you're unhappy, go relax!"
"..."
Was that even something a person should say?
Obito looked speechlessly at Sage Jiraiya. A red glint flashed through his eyes as he said expressionlessly, "Women only slow down my ninjutsu!"
"To be honest, with that ninjutsu of yours, it hardly matters whether you form hand seals or not. Even that... Lightning Release Forbidden Jutsu." Jiraiya's stomach began to ache at the mention of it. "It's good! Truly ingenious! But forbidden jutsu... shouldn't be used too often!"
That was a forbidden jutsu, wasn't it?!
At first, he had found it amusing, but when he saw all those upturned butts and the twisted faces of the victims...
It was terrifying!
No wonder he had been dumped. What girl would like someone who used that?
At least he, the Toad Sage, was the dream of countless young women. If this kid kept using that ninjutsu... he would become the nightmare of countless young women!
And besides.
Jiraiya frowned, rubbing his chin as though speaking to himself. "Going for ramen after barbecue... do young people nowadays all have such huge appetites? Maybe that girl was simply too full and didn't want to eat anymore."
After he said that.
Obito froze, and a faint light seemed to return to his eyes.
However.
Jiraiya paid it no mind. It was