Danzo, Time for a Slap!

[System: "Ding! Who won that clash between the two?"]

["An incorrect answer earns Danzo one slap!"]

[Ōnoki: "What about a correct answer?"]

[System: "Danzo gets two slaps!"]

[Shimura Danzō: "???"]

Inside the cave,

Danzo stared at the chat group's messages, completely dumbfounded.

Two slaps for a correct answer, and one for a wrong one?

What the hell was this?

[Fourth Kazekage Rasa: "Then I'll vote for Sasuke. He did absorb the power of the Nine Tailed Beasts, after all..."]

[Fourth Raikage A: "+1. I'm voting for Sasuke too. Naruto only absorbed some natural energy. How could he possibly beat Sasuke...?"]

[Jiraiya: "Then I'll vote for Naruto!"]

[System: "Answering has closed! Tallying the three answers..."]

[Mizukage Mei Terumi: "There was a time limit for answering?"]

[Tobirama Senju: "I was just wondering why you suddenly answered..."]

The footage continued.

"Disappear..." Sasuke's voice-over rang out.

Brilliant white light flashed, blurring the two figures.

The light rapidly expanded,

Instantly turning into a violent explosion that destroyed the two statues below!

Lightning flashed ceaselessly across the sky,

And the surrounding area was flattened...

In the distance,

Kakashi, several thousand kilometers away, was also caught in the aftermath.

He anxiously held Sakura in his arms.

The hurricane kept expanding, turning into a tornado over a thousand meters tall...

Lightning continued to rage and roar...

Kakashi gazed into the distance, his eyes wary.

The tornado continued to grow...

The scene changed.

On the surface of a tranquil lake, dead leaves suddenly began moving rapidly...

The surroundings were a complete mess, a terrifying sight...

Ten thousand meters up, two shadowy figures plunged through the clouds...

Naruto and Sasuke had also been caught in the aftermath...

Thud!

The two crashed to the ground.

His limbs aching, Sasuke struggled to prop himself up and looked toward the smoke in the distance.

As the smoke gradually cleared, Naruto knelt on one knee, gasping for breath.

["The answers have been tallied!"]

["Naruto's move was superior!"]

["Danzo gets four slaps!!"]

At that moment,

A new giant screen appeared high in the sky.

On the screen was Danzo, hiding in the cave and looking around.

Without further ado...

A huge invisible hand slapped Danzo hard across the face.

"Bang, bang, bang, bang!!!"

Four slaps landed in quick succession,

Danzo's face swelled up like a steamed bun, and several teeth fell to the ground...

Where was the fearsome reputation of the Darkness of the Shinobi World now?

He looked like a down-and-out old man...

"...Fuck!!! I've rendered outstanding service to Konoha! System, you can't hit me!!!!"

Danzo wanted to say more,

But the system gave him another two slaps!

[Mizukage Mei Terumi: "I don't know why, but seeing Danzo get beaten makes me so happy..."]

[Fourth Raikage A: "What a coincidence, me too!"]

[Ōnoki: "Just watching the show. Let's have more questions like this next time!!"]

[Kushina Uzumaki: "Well done, system! Give him a few more slaps!!!"]

[Hiruzen Sarutobi: "Danzo, you... Sigh..."]

[Nagato Uzumaki: "System, how about another question? Let's bet on who'll have the advantage next, Naruto or Sasuke..."]

[System: "Who will have the advantage in Naruto and Sasuke's next exchange? A correct answer earns Danzo two slaps!"]

[Fourth Raikage A: "Again? Danzo's really living the good life, huh..."]

[Ōnoki: "Is Danzo that hungry for more?"]

[Second Mizukage Gengetsu Hozuki: "Going by how things are looking, shouldn't Naruto win?"]

[Mizukage Mei Terumi: "Then I'll vote for Naruto to win!"]

[Uchiha Itachi: "I'll vote for Sasuke!"]

[Tobirama Senju: "Then this old man votes for Naruto!!!"]

[System: "Tallying the answers..."]

[Fourth Kazekage Rasa: "Why are there only four slots? One star!!!"]

The footage continued.

"Damn it, he's still not dead..." Sasuke gritted his teeth.

"Naruto, if my natural energy hadn't reached you in time,

You would have lost your life in that last exchange. Besides, your chakra has long since..."

Kurama looked worried.

Kurama wanted to say more, but Sasuke decisively unleashed Amaterasu.

Naruto raised his arm to block the pitch-black flames, a burning sensation shooting through it...

A Tailed Beast Cloak quickly enveloped Naruto,

Then he flung the cloak to the ground, taking the Amaterasu flames with it.

Seeing this,

Sasuke pressed his palms together, ready to use another ninjutsu, only to find that his chakra was exhausted...

"Damn it... I can't use my left eye's ability under these circumstances!"

Bang!

Naruto splashed through the water and charged at Sasuke.

Sasuke looked up, his gaze wary.

Without wasting a word,

Naruto kicked Sasuke in the chin, sending him flying.

From the smoke on either side,

Shadow Clones appeared, punching and kicking Sasuke.

Sasuke activated his Sharingan, saw through Naruto's openings, and sent the Shadow Clones flying.

His body rolled across the ground,

Before he tore the black cloth from his wrist and hurled shuriken.

An electric current ran through the shuriken, leaving Naruto unable to move.

Wielding Chidori, Sasuke pierced through three of Naruto's Shadow Clones!

Naruto raised his arm, struggling to defend himself.

Just then,

Another Naruto charged out from a corner and punched Sasuke flying.

Sasuke staggered several steps, gasping for breath.

Naruto likewise gathered a Rasengan in one hand and rushed toward Sasuke on unsteady feet.

Sasuke was gasping for breath too. The Chidori in his hand was already gone!

Sasuke's eyes filled with urgency as Naruto was about to reach him...

The next second,

Naruto tripped over a rock, and the Rasengan blasted a crater into the ground.

Naruto had barely looked up when Sasuke kicked at him.

Naruto fell to the ground, and Sasuke straddled his stomach and pounded him with punches.

Naruto tried to struggle, his face weak...

[Deidara: "A single rock tripped Naruto and sent him sprawling? Rigged match, refund!!!"]

[Hidan: "Refund!!!!"]

[System: "Sasuke has the advantage. Judging the previous four answers!"]

At that moment,

In front of the giant screen high in the sky,

Danzo covered his mouth, his eyes dark, and said nothing more.

A huge invisible hand seized him by the collar and lifted him up.

"System, if you keep hitting me like this, you'll regret it..." Danzo said indistinctly.

Before he had finished speaking, a slap landed on his face.

"Enough... You'll regret this!!"

Bang, bang, bang!!!

Several slaps in succession rapidly struck his face,

Knocking several of Danzo's front teeth straight to the ground.

[Nagato Uzumaki: "That was so satisfying to watch..."]

[Kakuzu: "Strange, where did my money go? Leader... I suspect there's a thief in the organization!!"]

[Nagato Uzumaki: "What do you mean?"]

[Konan: "Ahem..."]

[Deidara: "Sister Konan, why do I get the feeling you're hiding something from us...?"]

[Hidan: "+1, I have the same feeling!!!"]

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