The Power of Happy Fat Otaku Water

"Do I look like someone who would joke about this?" Luo Chuan said seriously.

Bu Lige studied Luo Chuan carefully, then decisively shook her head.

"But this effect is far too terrifying. It's hard to believe!" Bu Lige could not help saying.

"Worth every penny, fair to young and old alike."

To complete the system mission, Luo Chuan had no intention of letting such a potential customer slip away for nothing.

As the young lady of the Marquis of Zhennan's Mansion, Bu Lige was naturally not short on money, and she quickly made her decision.

Bu Lige took a bottle of Cola from the display shelf, then readily placed Ten Spirit Crystals on the counter.

Luo Chuan nodded, then swept his hand, and the Spirit Crystals vanished into thin air.

That move immediately raised Bu Lige's impression of Luo Chuan by several degrees, elevating him from an interesting shopkeeper to a reclusive master.

"Congratulations, Host, for completing the beginner mission. You have received one lottery draw." The system prompt sounded in Luo Chuan's mind.

"Oh, and let me remind you—this Cola is a beverage."

Having completed the system mission, Luo Chuan was in a good mood and offered the reminder.

"A beverage?" Bu Lige was somewhat astonished.

Something with such effects, and you're telling me it's actually a beverage?

In this world, there were pills, spiritual medicines, and all kinds of Alchemy Potions, but Bu Lige had never encountered a beverage with such terrifying additional effects.

For a moment, Bu Lige felt as though her entire worldview had been violently shattered.

"Of course." Luo Chuan nodded. "Just twist off the cap and drink it."

As he spoke, Luo Chuan took another bottle of Cola and demonstrated for Bu Lige.

With a sharp hiss of escaping gas, Luo Chuan opened the Cola and gulped down more than half the bottle in one go.

In an instant, waves of icy refreshment spread from his mouth and stomach throughout his entire body.

That was right—this Cola had been chilled as well!

"Like this?"

Imitating Luo Chuan, Bu Lige twisted open her Cola. After hesitating slightly, she took only a small sip.

After all, this so-called Cola looked like a bottle of murky black medicine. Subconsciously, Bu Lige assumed it could not possibly taste very good.

"Mm!"

Yet the moment the Cola entered her mouth, Bu Lige's eyes flew wide open.

As the bubbles burst in her mouth, an icy sensation instantly swept from her throat through her entire body, making Bu Lige tremble uncontrollably.

"This Cola... why, why is it so delicious?! I, Bu Lige, have never tasted a beverage like this before!"

Bu Lige's face was full of disbelief, her eyes slightly unfocused.

What did it matter that she was the young lady of the Marquis of Zhennan's Mansion? If boredom had not brought her into this alley, she probably would never have encountered a beverage like Cola, one that could be called the pinnacle of mortal pleasures, in her entire life.

Luo Chuan chuckled inwardly. How could you people from another world possibly withstand the power of Happy Fat Otaku Water?

"My body? And my injuries?"

Bu Lige suddenly noticed the changes in her body, and her expression shifted again.

As the daughter of Marquis Zhennan, Bu Lige had suffered an assassination attempt several months ago. Though she had survived, it had left behind hidden injuries that were exceedingly difficult to heal!

Marquis Zhennan had flown into a rage at the time. After returning to Jiuyao City, he had stirred up trouble for a full week, yet in the end, he had still failed to find the culprit.

But after drinking the Cola, those hidden injuries that had been so difficult to heal had actually vanished in an instant. Bu Lige could hardly believe that her senses were not playing tricks on her.

"Cola restores all non-fatal injuries after being consumed." Luo Chuan casually explained Cola's effect.

"I never expected it to be true..." Bu Lige sighed, unable to conceal her shock.

Originally, she had thought the earlier description of the Cola had been greatly exaggerated.

Instantly restoring all non-fatal injuries—such a terrifying effect was something that even most high-grade pills and potions could not compare to. How could it possibly be bought for Ten Spirit Crystals?