"I won't play! I'd rather die than play!"
Shinobu Kocho wrapped her arms around Giyu's neck, burying her burning face in the crook of his shoulder. Her purple eyes were filled with tears, and her voice even trembled with a hint of sobbing.
"Giyu Tomioka! How long are you going to keep pretending to be a saint?!"
"Your body is burning up, your heart is beating faster than mine, why won't you take me?!"
"Do you know how I've survived the past six months?!"
Shinobu Kocho raised her head, her resentment pouring out like a tsunami:
"For six whole months! Every single night! I slept in the yard next door!"
"I've had enough! I'm not going to be a sensible little sister anymore! If I keep putting up with this, I'll really go crazy!"
"My sister is hundreds of miles away today, and she definitely won't be back for at least three days!"
"Mr. Giyu, please give yourself to me!"
Listening to the girl in his arms's extremely obsessive confession, and feeling the tears sliding down his neck.
Giyu Tomioka felt as if something had stabbed his heart. It would be a lie to say he wasn't heartbroken or moved.
But it is precisely in such a critical moment that Giyu Yong's moral bottom line becomes even more firmly held!
No! Absolutely not!
If I were to lose control of myself under the influence of the drug tonight and take advantage of Shinobu, it would not only ruin Shinobu's innocence, but also be the greatest betrayal of my wife Kanae, who is currently working hard on a mission far away!
"Ren! Listen to me! Wake up!"
Giyu narrowed his eyes slightly and earnestly advised:
"What you're doing violates basic human ethics and moral principles!!"
"Have you forgotten how Kanae usually treats you?!"
"Kanae is your only true blood relative in this world!"
"After your parents passed away, she single-handedly raised you with great difficulty, cherishing you like her own life. She always put you first, spoiling you with the best food and clothes!"
Giyu tries to awaken the yandere girl in his arms with the great sisterly love:
"If we really make a huge mistake tonight, how will Kanae face all this when she comes back in three days, all smiles and joy?!"
You're stabbing your own sister in the heart with a knife!
"If she knew you drugged me while she was out and did something like this to steal her brother-in-law... how heartbroken would she be?"
She will never forgive you in her lifetime!
"Do you really want to destroy the bond you two sisters have built up over a decade of mutual support for the sake of a momentary impulse?!"
To be honest, Giyu felt that what he said was very reasonable, well-founded, and deeply moving!
In his view, Shinobu Kocho was a complete siscon, believing that her older sister was the most important person in the world.
As long as you bring out the gentle and pure Kanae as a shield, no matter how Shinobu is, she will instantly have a change of heart, feel ashamed and voluntarily climb off him!
However--
Giyu never expected was...!
It would have been better if he hadn't mentioned Kanae Kocho!
The mere mention of it caused an uproar for Shinobu Kocho!
"Boom--!"
Shinobu Kocho, who had been clinging to Giyu and crying her eyes out, looked as if she had just heard the most absurd and shameless international joke of the century!
"Smack!!"
She even forgot to continue her seduction, and instead raised her small hand and slapped Yi Yong in a fit of Giyu, breaking his defenses on the spot!
"Shut up!!"
"Giyu Tomioka, you clueless blockhead, you idiot, you moron! Shut up!!"
"Who gave you permission to mention that wicked woman Kanae Kocho, to me at a time like this?!"
"And still gentle and pure?!"
"Don't try to intimidate me with that fake compassionate face!"
"If she were a pure white swan, there would be no black-hearted crows in the world!!"
Giyu's ears were ringing from that shout, and he was completely stunned.
"... What did you say? How could you slander your sister like that?"
"I slandered her?! Ha! Haha! I was just telling the truth!!"
Shinobu Kocho her anger, bounced her feet on Giyu's waist.
She grabbed Giyu by the collar, panting heavily:
What do you mean I stole my brother-in-law?!
"What do you mean I'm stabbing my sister in the heart with a knife?!"
"Back when you saved my sister and me, and my sister and I had a long talk under the covers, we had already completely confessed that we both liked you!!"
"That's right..."
"We clearly made an agreement a long time ago!"
"Because we're such good sisters, and we don't want the good stuff to go to outsiders, neither of us wants to back down, so we'll both marry you in the future!"
Boom--!
A bolt from the blue!
Giyu felt as if he had been hit on the head with a blunt object; his brain froze for a second, and his lips trembled.
"... ha?!"
But that's not all!
Shinobu Kocho, in a berserk state, simply couldn't stop. Wiping away her tears of grievance, she gritted her teeth and denounced her older sister's despicable crimes:
"And the result?! And the result?!"
"We clearly agreed that we'd wait until I turned eighteen, until we were both ready, and then find an auspicious day to formally confess our feelings and work together to conquer this iceberg of yours!"
"So it turns out Kanae that untrustworthy traitor! That fickle, opportunistic woman who ran away without a second thought! That scheming girl!!"
"She's blinded by lust, she's so greedy for your body that she drools in her sleep, she can't resist a single ounce of it!!"
"So she broke her promise... Do I need to say the rest?"
The more Shinobu talked, the more aggrieved she became, and the angrier she got. She pounded her fists on Giyu's strong chest muscles!
Quiet.
His mouth was slightly open!
Who I am?
Where am I?
What the hell did I just hear?!?!
At this moment, even if Muzan Kibutsuji and Kokushibo were tied together and made to do a striptease, the mental shock that would bring to Giyu Tomioka would not be one ten-thousandth of what Shinobu Kocho had just said!
Wait a minute... just wait a minute!!
Let my brain clear up a bit!!
The two sisters... had been planning to marry me together?!?!
The most outrageous thing is--
That gentle, dignified, and virtuous wife, Kanae Kocho, who never spoke louder than forty decibels and would shyly cover her face with her sleeve and say "Giyu be gentle, Mr. Giyuu" whenever he carried her to bed...
Behind the scenes...
So, in this entire Butterfly Mansion, I, Giyu Tomioka, am the only one acting like a complete idiot, earnestly following the traditional monogamous family script, while you two sisters have already fast-forwarded to the magical script of how to scientifically and rationally cut me in half equally?!?!
What the hell are these two monstrous sisters?!?!
Is there really not a single mentally sound human being in the Demon Slayer Corps?!?!
"Mr. Giyu...? Why aren't you saying anything?"
Shinobu Kocho, clinging to Giyu, looked at her brother-in-law beneath her, who had suddenly become completely unresponsive, his eyes glazed over. She cautiously extended a finger and poked Giyu's face, which was as stiff as stone.
"Could it be... that he was scared out of his wits?"
This poke finally reconnected a fuse to Giyu's charred brain.
Giyu slowly turned his eyes, focusing on Shinobu Kocho's face, which was so close to him, her clothes disheveled, tears still clinging to the corners of her eyes, yet Shinobu Kocho beautiful.
"What you just said... was it all true?"
"Absolutely true! If I lie even half a word, may all the poison I concoct become ineffective!"
Shinobu Kocho Giyu finally react.
She even let go of one hand, pulled out a letter still carrying Kanae's scent, and slapped it directly onto Giyu's forehead:
"Don't believe me? Look for yourself! This is the handwritten note that wicked woman left for me before she left!"
Giyu subconsciously took the letter and glanced at it.
On that exquisite letter paper, written in the delicate and graceful small regular script he knew so well, were several lines of large characters that made his eyes twitch uncontrollably:
[To my dearest Shinobu:]
[Your sister is going on patrol in the Northwest for three days. Mr. Giyu is such a blockhead; he won't dare cross the line unless you use some strong medicine. The Dragon Yang Grass under your pillow was specially dug out of the bottom of the medicine storehouse for you; remember to use it with some Soft-Bone Powder.]
[PS: Mr. Giyu has great core strength, Shinobu, remember to be careful the first time, otherwise you'll be unable to walk like your sister the next day~ Good luck, take him down, and then we can officially start the Monday-Wednesday-Friday-Tuesday-Saturday work schedule! (draws a cute smiley face)]
"..."
"..."
Click!
Giyu Tomioka's hand holding the letter trembled slightly.
A feeling that was hard to describe—whether it was absurdity, helplessness, amusement, or a sense of relief after completely relieving a psychological burden—mixed with the 30% of the medicinal power that had been suppressed within his body, instantly surged through his entire body like a flood bursting its banks!
So all that steadfastness he upheld for half a day was just a pretext for the actual customer to pack up and deliver the goods to his doorstep!