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I Became a Star After Slacking Off on a Parenting Variety Show
Chapter 169

Chapter 169

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Fu Xiaoxiao was in high spirits and not sleepy at all, but he still obediently nodded, leaned close to the phone, and earnestly apologized to his uncles and aunts.

Fu Xiaoxiao was standing in a rather off-center position, so viewers in the live stream could only see a small wisp of hair on the top of Fu Xiaoxiao head, swaying back and forth. Coupled with her sweet, childlike voice, she was incredibly adorable!

After Fu Xiaoxiao left, Su Huaiming saw that he still had an hour and wanted to chat with everyone.

He glanced at the comments, choked up, and could only ask expressionlessly, "You guys asked me what fruit I like to eat, and I also like coconut the most."

[Who asked you what your favorite fruit is?!]

[Haha, this is the first time I've ever seen someone ask and answer their own question.]

[You two, tone it down a bit, my beautiful wife is getting shy. Beautiful wife, I've never called you beautiful wife!]

[You guys should at least pretend a little! What if Su Su stops streaming in the future?!]

These words reminded the viewers in the live stream, and they immediately became serious, pretending to ask all sorts of questions.

Seeing that the atmosphere had finally returned to normal, Su Huaiming began chatting earnestly with the viewers in the live chat.

This live stream was a treat for fans; Su Huaiming prepared various gifts in advance, displaying them on an entire wall behind him for a lucky draw.

[!! Su Huaiming is so generous!]

[Su Su must have known my phone was broken, that's why she specially prepared a phone for me! lol emoji]

[May the koi fish bring me good luck and I win the lottery!]

[Hilarious! Seeing so many gifts reminds me of the last time a fan group saw Su Huaiming off at the airport, they ended up bringing back a ton of gifts and a free week-long trip, eating all sorts of fancy meals, hahaha!]

The chat messages in the live stream were scrolling faster and faster, almost blinding Su Huaiming. He simply explained the process, "In five seconds, I will randomly take a screenshot, and the ID in the screenshot will receive a gift."

As soon as these words were spoken, the comments section exploded even faster.

After a five-second countdown, Su Huaiming tapped his phone screen and successfully captured three IDs.

Just as the staff were about to announce the list of winners, the door behind them was pushed open, and Fu Jingfan appeared in everyone's sight.

Su Huaiming was initially unaware of this until he noticed that the live stream chat was uniformly filled with "ah ah," at which point he vaguely realized something was amiss.

Just as he was about to turn around, he felt his earlobe being pinched, and a familiar, cool fragrance enveloped him.

Su Huaiming asked in a daze, "Why are you back now?"

"The work is done." After saying this, Fu Jingfan gave Su Huaiming a deep look, as if asking with his eyes when "next time" would be.

Su Huaiming wasn't a mind reader for Fu Jingfan; he just thought Fu Jingfan's gaze was strange but didn't understand his true meaning.

The two chatted casually for a while, oblivious to everyone else, showering everyone with their sweet moments. Only then did Fu Jingfan notice that there were many people in the room. "What's going on here?"

"I'm live streaming," Su Huaiming said. "I'm currently giving away gifts, and the live stream will end in 15 minutes."

Su Huaiming said this to tell Fu Jingfan not to bother him, but Fu Jingfan sat down next to him, seemingly wanting to do a live stream with him.

Su Huaiming glanced at the comments and knew that the viewers in the live stream were very welcoming of Fu Jingfan's arrival. Moreover, he couldn't bear to send Fu Jingfan away, so he could only acquiesce to it.

After this brief interlude, Su Huaiming recalled the smooth flow of the conversation and looked at the staff.

The staff member looked troubled, hesitant to speak, and glanced at Fu Jingfan every now and then, trying to hint at Su Huaiming.

Su Huaiming didn't understand what he meant, Fu Jingfan had already noticed the staff's gaze. The staff had no choice but to keep their eyes down and pretend nothing had happened.

The live stream couldn't continue in this stalemate. The staff member took a deep breath and, forcing a smile, said, "Now, let's announce the three winners. The first place winner's ID is 'Su Huaiming is My Only One'..."

The staff member paused, then suddenly seemed to have a flash of inspiration and said, "LP."

The two characters that suddenly appeared may seem puzzling at first glance, but with a little thought, you'll know what they represent.

"..."

Su Huaiming was completely numb.

People these days are so daring with their online names! What kind of crazy nonsense are they?!

After a few seconds of stunned silence, Su Huaiming suddenly felt a little guilty and cautiously looked at Fu Jingfan, afraid that he might also have understood the meaning of those two characters.

Fu Jingfan was also looking at Su Huaiming, his gaze deep and his eyes churning with unspeakable emotions.

Their gazes collided, sparks flying.

Su Huaiming abruptly withdrew his gaze, appearing calm on the surface, but his bright red ear tips betrayed him.

The atmosphere changed, and the air seemed to materialize, flowing gently around Su Huaiming.

Su Huaiming didn't need to look up to know that Fu Jingfan was still watching him. He couldn't stand it anymore, so he looked up and asked a staff member for help, "Who is the next audience member to win an award?"

Staff: "..."

He looked at Su Huaiming with pity, and said with a sense of despair, "Remembering the source of the wine is the true meaning."

Su Huaiming:??? What the heck?

This touched on Su Huaiming's blind spot; he hadn't thought of it at all and stared blankly at the camera on his phone.

The viewers in the live stream went wild.

[Haha, those two are really brave! Aren't you afraid Fu Jingfan will assassinate you tonight?!]

[Look at Fu Jingfan's face! He looks like he's about to draw his sword. trembling

[Oh my god, Fu Jingfan even knows such an obscure CP name?!]

[There are only two people in total, one is a traitorous Cao Cao and the other is a womanizer. I really feel sorry for Fu Jingfan. (doge emoji)]

[These people's IDs... Holy crap, my ID... How do I change this?!]

At first, everyone was gloating, but they gradually realized the problem with their IDs and hurriedly changed them, fearing that Fu Jingfan would target them.

Su Huaiming hadn't figured out what "Yin Su Siyuan" meant, but he keenly noticed that Fu Jingfan's expression had become even more unpleasant.

He had a bad feeling and quickly asked the staff to announce the next winner.

The staff member's expression softened considerably, almost to the point of tears. "The next winning ID is True Love Revival kswl."

Su Huaiming: "..."

Su Huaiming: "..."

Su Huaiming: "..."

He had visited the fan forum before and knew their CP name, but hearing someone casually mention it now suddenly made him feel a little embarrassed.

He was about to change the subject when he saw Fu Jingfan's brows relax and his facial features soften; anyone could tell he was in a good mood, "Thank you for your continued support of Su Huaiming. Please leave your address, and I will send the gift over."

At this point, Fu Jingfan paused, his hawk-like black eyes fixed on the camera, his gaze sharp as a blade gleaming with cold light. "And to the two netizens from before, please leave your addresses as well."

The two netizens. "..."

How dare they!

What if Fu Jingfan shows up at their address and they actually fight him?!

Su Huaiming, recalling Fu Jingfan's earlier behavior, looked at him thoughtfully. "Do you know...?"

The camera reminded him, and seeing that the occasion was inappropriate, Su Huaiming swallowed his words and shook his head under Fu Jingfan's questioning gaze. "It's nothing."

But the viewers in the live stream asked the question for him.

[!! Fu Jingfan probably doesn't know what "True Love Revival" means, does he?!]

I can't even imagine... what Fu Jingfan look like browsing CP (couple) supertopics.

[Fu Jingfan, really, tsk tsk tsk, don't fall too much for him, kid!]

[And importantly, Su Huaiming should also know about this hashtag!]

[Haha, today is like Chinese New Year for the Super Topic! Which couples have both visited the Super Topic?!]

Su Huaiming suddenly realized that today was not a good day for a live stream, but he had promised to give gifts to his fans, so he felt bad about going back on his word and had no choice but to bite the bullet and continue with the rest of the process.

The staff member took a screenshot of the next lucky fan's ID, but their expression was quite strange, leaving everyone puzzled.

Alarm bells rang in Su Huaiming's mind, and he tried to gloss over the situation. "The staff will record this ID, send him a private message through the backend, and then mail the gift over."

He intended to stop there, but the viewers in the live stream wouldn't let him off the hook, constantly pressing him with questions on the screen. Fu Jingfan, also harboring a mischievous scheme, looked at him with a smile and deliberately said, "Everyone's asking you to read out your ID. That's fine, it'll let this lucky fan know in time."

Su Huaiming: "..."

His expression remained unchanged, but he stomped hard on Fu Jingfan's foot under the table.

Fu Jingfan frowned slightly, but didn't hide it, still looking at Su Huaiming with a smile.

Su Huaiming was caught in a dilemma and could only signal the staff to read out the person's ID.

The staff member, his voice trembling, wanted to cut off his tongue, "This person's ID is... 'True Love Revival, when... do you?'"

Su Huaiming: "..."

What terrible things did he do to deserve this? How come all the netizens he selected are geniuses in the world of naming!

Can you guys tone it down a bit? If you keep going like this, your live stream will be banned!!

The viewers in the live stream had gone crazy. Su Huaiming didn't dare to look at the screen and couldn't maintain his composure. Fortunately, Fu Jingfan also realized the problem, looked down at his phone, and pretended that nothing had happened.

Just as Su Huaiming was about to breathe a sigh of relief, he suddenly caught a glimpse of Fu Jingfan's phone screen.

He actually looked up the meaning of this abbreviation on Baidu!!

Fu Jingfan raised an eyebrow, looked at Su Huaiming meaningfully, and the emotions surging in his eyes were almost overflowing.

"When?" Fu Jingfan asked with a smile, his voice even deeper, sending a shiver down one's spine. "I want to know too."

He said nothing, yet it was as if he had said everything.

The viewers in the live stream had seen it all, but they were still shocked by Fu Jingfan's flirting skills. They all seemed to have regressed to a primitive state, unable to utter a complete sentence, only able to scream "Ahhh!" in the live stream.

Su Huaiming: "..."

He took a deep breath, glaring intently at Fu Jingfan, wishing he could crumple him up and shove him under the table!

He couldn't hold back any longer and lost control of the situation. Seeing that the process had reached its final stage, he simply said a quick goodbye to the viewers in the live stream and then cut off the broadcast.

The viewers in the live stream were still excited when they suddenly saw the black screen. They were stunned for a few seconds, their eyes shining like searchlights.

When?

When?!

The live stream shut down so quickly, when else could it be?!

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