Even the big dog turned to look at Sun Siyuan.
Sun Siyuan was always free-spirited and never bowed down to anyone, but the sight of the four little dogs and the dog made his scalp tingle. He only held out for a second before quickly rolling back to his original position and covering Fu Xiaoxiao's ears.
Sun Siyuan was much taller than Fu Xiaoxiao. In order to cover his ears, he had to do a split with his long legs and stick his butt out. He also had to maintain this strange posture. After only two minutes, Sun Siyuan's arms and legs were already sore.
He sighed, completely exasperated by these little darlings, and his tone became pleading. "Why don't you go inside and play? You won't hear the chopping wood there, and you won't have to cover your ears."
After he finished speaking, he eagerly awaited a reply, wanting to end this torture as soon as possible.
Fu Xiaoxiao Youyou turned around, her expression more somber than his, and sighed, "I've told you so many times, you can't hear anything if you cover your ears, and the dog hasn't been bathed, you can't take it inside to play, it'll have germs."
Yu Xuanxuan turned around and said, "Mom told me the same thing before, Brother Sun, you need to pay more attention to hygiene."
Ji Youyou also looked at Sun Siyuan and asked softly, "Can I help bathe the dog?"
Sun Siyuan: "..."
Sun Siyuan: "..."
Sun Siyuan: "..."
You Mingming heard me! What, dogs that don't need baths and can't be brought indoors—is that the point?! Why did you selectively ignore the first part?! And you're talking to me about germs?!... Should I praise you for being civilized and hygienic, and give you a little red flower?! Ugh!!
Sun Siyuan was so enraged by the four human cubs that he roared inwardly, almost suffocating himself with anger.
Seeing Sun Siyuan's multicolored face, the four children huddled together, watching with trepidation, feeling that if they reached out their hands, Sun Siyuan would open his mouth and bite them.
The big dog sensed something too, looked at Sun Siyuan with the eyes of someone looking at another dog, and stood in front of the four little ones, trying to have a teeth-splitting contest with Sun Siyuan.
Sun Siyuan mentally ranted for a full three minutes before feeling a bit better, and immediately glared menacingly ahead.
Four human cubs: (*.>Д<)o
Waaaaah, so scary! Brother Sun looks like a dog!
With a frightened expression, Sun Siyuan strode over aggressively, bent down, and then raised his hand high... to pick up the dog.
He didn't care about the dirt and strode towards the stands.
Sure enough, the four little ones immediately panicked, taking long strides to chase after the dog, jumping high to try and snatch it, but unfortunately the height difference was too great, and they didn't even touch a hair.
"Brother Sun, where are you taking the dog?"
"Please, don't bully the dog, waaaaah!"
"The dog did nothing wrong. If you want to hit someone, go hit my stepfather!"
Sun Siyuan ignored the pleading of the puppies and placed the dog on the platform before they became more and more absurd.
"You guys can just play here." After saying that, Sun Siyuan hurriedly left, afraid that saying another word would give him away.
Back in the same place, Sun Siyuan couldn't shake off his frustration and wandered around aimlessly.
The viewers in the live stream showed no sympathy whatsoever; instead, they laughed loudly.
[Haha, besides Su Huaiming, children are also Sun Siyuan's natural enemies!]
[Watching him get all worked up is so funny, hahaha]
[I can't hear you even if I cover my ears, but I can still answer your questions]
[Watching Sun Siyuan with the parents always feels a bit off, but when he's with the children... it's just right.]
[Authentic, perfectly integrated]
[The production team went too far! How could they let a 26-year-old participate in the recording alone?! They must find him a surrogate parent!!]
[No need for that trouble, just let Su Huaiming handle it.]
[Haha, you guys are so mean! Giving Su Huaiming two brats, are you trying to work him to death?!]
[Although Su Huaiming is weak, he's got a sharp tongue!]
[Skilled with words +1]
[Realism +1]
After wandering around like a headless fly for a dozen times, Sun Siyuan still felt that the primal power in his body had nowhere to be released. His eyes were red as he stared at the axe and the wood, chopping wood as if venting his anger.
The force was very strong, and the sound was very loud.
Everyone inside was startled and peeked out to see what had happened.
Seeing that Sun Siyuan had gone mad, the others timidly shrank back.
After another ten minutes or so, Ji Mingzhe couldn't stand it any longer and wanted to go and persuade Sun Siyuan, but then he remembered that Sun Siyuan wouldn't listen to him at all. After thinking it over, he could only ask Su Huaiming for help.
Su Huaiming was feeling a bit full and wanted to move around a bit, so he readily nodded.
He walked into the courtyard and waited until he was closer before calling Sun Siyuan's name.
Sun Siyuan was still chopping wood, putting all his strength into each stroke. He heard Su Huaiming's voice and was about to turn around when something unexpected happened.
He used too much force; as the wood was split in two, the iron axe became deeply embedded in one half, while the other half flew off.
Not only that, Sun Siyuan pulled the axe at the wrong angle, pulling out the tightly connected handle directly, and before he could even hold it properly, the handle flew off.
The direction it's pointing seems to be...
Su Huaiming!!
Under Sun Siyuan's horrified gaze, time seemed to slow down dramatically. The two halves of the log and the axe handle were positioned one in front of the other, extremely close together, leaving almost no room to dodge.
Su Huaiming was unaware of what had happened. He only noticed two dark figures in his field of vision. He frowned slightly, twisted his upper body to the left, and easily dodged them.
He heard a loud "thump" behind him, turned around, and after seeing what was on the ground, his expression was a mixture of confusion and wariness.
Who assassinated me?!
Sun Siyuan was completely dumbfounded. Recalling what he had just witnessed, he strongly suspected that Su Huaiming had some martial arts skills.
The viewers in the live stream were also stunned.
[Holy crap, that's amazing! Su Huaiming actually dodged it!]
[He dodged so easily! If it weren't a live broadcast, I would have thought it was a gimmick by the production team.]
[Foreigners, come and see! The mysterious art of Eastern Kung Fu!]
[Hehe, my wife's dancing is so alluring!]
[Waist is so thin, not really]
[I love it! Can you twist it a few more times?]
[Something's not right, did someone take their pants down up ahead?]
[Damn it, Bitter Tea Seed, back off!]
Su Huaiming had already realized what was happening, and turned around to look at Sun Siyuan with suspicion.
Upon meeting his gaze, Sun Siyuan instantly felt guilty and quickly explained, "It was an accident, I didn't mean to. I don't know how those two suddenly flew out, I was very surprised... Really, I'm sorry."
Sun Siyuan's voice grew softer and softer; he no longer dared to look up at Su Huaiming.
Su Huaiming patted his chest in relief, "Thank goodness I dodged quickly, otherwise I would have definitely been hit."
Sun Siyuan's face was even more pale than his, and he muttered, "Yes, this is the fourth time I've been this close to prison."
Su Huaiming had excellent hearing and accurately caught. "The fourth time, there were three before that?"
Sun Siyuan snapped out of his daze and coughed twice, "No, it's nothing. I'm sorry you were startled. It's all my fault. Please sit down and rest."
Sun Siyuan had previously claimed that the word "apology" did not exist in his dictionary, but after meeting Su Huaiming, he had completely gotten used to it and would quickly kneel down at the slightest provocation.
Sun Siyuan walked over and picked up the axe handle, keeping a close eye on Su Huaiming's condition to prevent him from "fainting from fright."
Seeing that Su Huaiming walked even more nimbly than him, Sun Siyuan finally breathed a sigh of relief.
Looking at the axe stuck deep in the wood, Su Huaiming said with a headache, "How are we going to get this out?"
Eager to prove himself, Sun Siyuan patted his chest and said, "Leave it to me, no problem."
Since the axe couldn't be pulled out directly, Sun Siyuan planned to push the axe handle in and then pry the axe out.
Seeing Sun Siyuan's overly exaggerated movements, Su Huaiming suddenly had a bad feeling and warned, "Be careful. I only managed to dodge it by luck. If it happens a second time, there will definitely be problems."
Sun Siyuan strained, squeezing out a few words through gritted teeth. "Don't worry, there definitely won't be a second time..."
Just as he uttered the word "two," he suddenly felt his hand lighten.
Sun Siyuan had a bad feeling. When he felt the empty palm, he suddenly understood.
The axe handle in his hand.
Again,
It flew away.
Help! Help me!
Sun Siyuan took a deep breath in disbelief; time seemed to slow down again in his eyes.
The axe handles flew in the same direction, but the person standing there had changed to Yu Ruicheng, who was playing on his phone, and the place he was aiming at... was a bit unethical.
If things go wrong, it could result in utter ruin, loss of life, and even the extinction of one's lineage.
It hurts so much.
Yu Ruicheng was completely unaware of this, his mind was entirely on his phone.
Sun Siyuan could only watch helplessly as the axe handle drew closer and closer to Yu Ruicheng's indescribable position. In that instant, his entire life flashed through his mind like a revolving lantern, and his face turned utterly ashen.
If he were given another chance, he would definitely stay far away from the axe and the possibility of having no descendants... no, far away from the axe!
At this critical moment, Sun Siyuan heard Su Huaiming's voice.
"Swing your hips, stick your butt out a little higher..."
Yu Ruicheng loves dancing. He entered the Children's Palace at the age of three and has been practicing dance for more than ten years. Some of the movements have been etched into his DNA.
Before the words "swing your hips" were even finished, Yu Ruicheng's body had already begun to move.
With a hip-swinging motion, his body rotated 365 degrees, stopping cleanly and crisply, as if he had landed straight on the ground with a thud, his eyes cold and sharp... even his facial expression was carefully controlled.
Yu Ruicheng had no idea what was happening. After finishing his movements, he heard Su Huaiming say, "Lift your butt higher." He was still trying to adjust his posture, making sure to create a rounded curve, striving to be flawless.