Was Su Huaiming trying to provoke him... implying that the person who ate the last piece was a dog?
Even if he's a dog, he absolutely won't give it to Fu Xiaoxiao!
Fu Xiaoxiao completely ignored Su Huaiming's words and didn't mind being treated like a dog.
The two chose to ignore Su Huaiming and continued arguing, raising their eyebrows and glaring at each other.
"You're dreaming! I'm not giving you any!"
"I'm young, how could you treat me like this?"
Don't give me that crap, I'm not that old.
"I don't care, I want to eat!"
Su Huaiming came out of the kitchen and saw the two still arguing, looking quite surprised.
He coughed twice. "I already said, the last piece was eaten by the dog!"
Sun Siyuan and Fu Xiaoxiao turned around at the same time, panting and with their eyes wide open.
"I didn't eat!"
I haven't eaten yet.
Sun Siyuan's voice, mixed with his childish tone, was quite powerful.
Su Huaiming: "..."
What... what's going on?
He gave me a look as if I were a fool, pointed at the black dog beside him, and said incredulously, enunciating each word clearly, "It ate the last piece, understand?"
Sun Siyuan: "..."
Fu Xiaoxiao: "..."
The two idiots stared blankly at the docile black dog squatting on the ground, constantly licking its mouth with its tongue, looking as if their minds had been shaken out of their bodies.
Su Huaiming, holding his water glass, scanned Sun Siyuan and Fu Xiaoxiao from bottom to top, as if he had discovered a new species, and exclaimed, "Tsk tsk tsk, I never thought there would be people in this world who would fight to be dogs."
Chapter 32
This statement was like a nuclear explosion; the entire room fell silent.
Sun Siyuan's face was extremely pale, his expression beyond human comprehension, and could probably only be explained by the color palette theory of "three parts embarrassment, four parts grief and indignation, and three parts doubt about life".
Fu Xiaoxiao felt only pure sadness.
The bits of fatty meat he really wanted to eat were eaten by his beloved dog. The two things collided, and he couldn't decide which was the priority. Fu Xiaoxiao couldn't bring himself to throw a tantrum at the black dog.
"Good friends are meant to share..." Fu Xiaoxiao took a deep breath, her big eyes welling up with tears, her voice trembling with sobs, "So, giving the last piece to the dog was the right thing to do."
"I've already eaten a lot, the last piece should be for the dog..." Fu Xiaoxiao sniffed, talking to herself, trying to convince herself.
The Little Black didn't know what it had done wrong, but it sensed Fu Xiaoxiao's sadness and immediately came over, gently rubbing its head against Fu Xiaoxiao's soft, white hand, trying to comfort him.
Fu Xiaoxiao felt the soft, warm touch of the fur, and tears streamed down her face. She knelt down and hugged the Little Black tightly. "Little Black, you ate it, much better than Brother Sun ate it. Thank you, Little Black."
Fu Xiaoxiao stroked the Little Black's fur with gratitude, as if the Little Black had done him a great favor.
His mind worked so fast that neither of the two adults present could react in time.
To Su Huaiming, the fact that Fu Xiaoxiao didn't break down in tears and throw a tantrum at the Little Black was a good thing. He went over, patted Fu Xiaoxiao's head reassuringly, and said, "Go play with the Little Black."
Fu Xiaoxiao sobbed and wiped away her tears, slowly stood up, and looked at the Little Black with blurry eyes, "Doggy, let's go out."
The black dog was very intelligent; it wagged its tail at Fu Xiaoxiao, stayed close to him, and Youyou walked away.
Sun Siyuan was in a state of great shock and didn't understand the meaning behind Fu Xiaoxiao's words, "Even if the dog ate it, it would be better than him eating it," and watched helplessly as Fu Xiaoxiao and the black dog left.
Su Huaiming reflected on the situation and realized that he was partly responsible for it. He also acknowledged that his last words had been hurtful and sincerely apologized. "I'm sorry. I didn't mean to say you were a dog, much less that you were worse than a dog. Dogs and you are not the same species, but my words cleverly overlapped, which is why you misunderstood... This is absolutely not wishful thinking, but a subconscious act, and I completely understand you."
Su Huaiming lied and said, "If it were anyone else, they might very well misunderstand as well."
Sun Siyuan: "..."
He knew Su Huaiming was trying to excuse his behavior, but the more he heard it, the more uncomfortable he felt. He could only force a smile and give a dry laugh, "The Chinese language is truly profound."
Su Huaiming couldn't hold back any longer and revealed his standard fake smile, "Yeah, hahaha."
Sun Siyuan: "Haha."
Su Huaiming: "Haha."
That's so stupid.
After realizing this, the two reached a consensus with their eyes.
Su Huaiming said, "I will absolutely not tell anyone."
Sun Siyuan was already out of control; his pupils were unfocused, and he managed to squeeze out a few words through clenched teeth, "Thank you."
An awkward silence fell over the two of them. Even looking at each other felt suffocating. They turned away in unison and silently returned to their rooms, pretending nothing had happened.
Sun Siyuan's brain was constantly congested with blood, and he was unaware that they were broadcasting a variety show live, so there was no way they could be keeping a secret.
[Haha, I laughed so hard the whole building was shaking with me!]
[Sun Siyuan, just you wait! I'll definitely use a megaphone to publicize your glorious deeds of eagerly becoming a dog. smirks]
[Pass this down, Sun Siyuan will be eager to be his dog!]
What? Sun Siyuan called him a dog?
What?! Sun Siyuan actually ate shit in public to prove he's a dog!
[Really? Doge emoji]
[Of course it's true. If you don't believe me, ask Su Huaiming. He's the one who told me.]
[Haha, those who snatched bamboo shoots earlier, leave some food for the pandas!]
Interesting netizens not only made jokes in the live stream, but also sent Sun Siyuan to the top of the trending searches amidst the laughter.
Since his debut, Sun Siyuan has always acted arrogantly, relying on his solid family background. Even though he has been heavily criticized, no one has ever seen him suffer a setback.
Now that such an opportunity has come up, we can't let it slip by.
In order to keep Sun Siyuan at the top of the trending searches, these netizens ignored the big "hot" word after the topic and left comments under the topic whenever they had time, afraid that the promotional effect would not be good enough.
It was truly moving.
Thoughtful netizens, worried that Ji Mingzhe and others might miss the news while filming a program, flocked to the Weibo comment section to leave messages, flooding their private messages as well.
Sun Siyuan's Weibo comment section was an even more spectacular sight.
Don't worry, I won't tell anyone that you're eager to be their dog @everyone
[Don't worry, only 70% of the internet knows about this right now. I'll definitely help you spread the word to 99%!]
I told my dog about it, and it was very happy.
[My grandma's dog is such a kind soul; it's been calling out about this all over the village. winks (image)
Sun Siyuan felt embarrassed, like a snail curled up in its shell, afraid to look at her phone for fear of being upset.
Therefore, he was unaware of the netizens' unethical behavior, and even less aware that the people recording the variety show had already learned the whole story after being repeatedly reminded by netizens, and had even watched the video three times in its entirety.
The next day when everyone met, Ji Mingzhe and Yu Ruicheng's eyes darted around, too guilty to look at Sun Siyuan, for fear of giving themselves away.
Sun Siyuan was still living in a fairytale world where "no one knew about this," so he forced himself to cover it up and greeted everyone as if it were perfectly natural.
Good morning, what are we going to do today?
Ji Mingzhe, usually mature and composed, was completely brainwashed by the video, his mind going blank. He forced a dry smile, "Good morning, I don't know either..."
Yu Ruicheng was terrible at interpersonal communication, and this awkward situation was driving him crazy. He was completely dazed, and when he saw Sun Siyuan, he blurted out, "I didn't see it, I didn't know, please don't be angry!"
Upon hearing this, Sun Siyuan and Su Huaiming both looked at him.
Yu Ruicheng: "..."
Yu Ruicheng: "..."
Yu Ruicheng: "..."
Help!!
His expression was so awful that one wanted to call 120 (emergency services) and provide him with emergency care. Su Huaiming knew that if he didn't smooth things over soon, he wouldn't be able to hold back anymore. He coughed and, quick-wittedly, said, "It's okay, it's okay. Fu Jingfan just sent me an OK. He won't be angry just because you read the chat history."
Sun Siyuan, who had little rationality left, immediately believed Su Huaiming's rife-of-fact words and even patted Yu Ruicheng the shoulder in a very kind manner. "It's alright, Brother Fu is very magnanimous."
Yu Ruicheng trembled almost imperceptibly, his gaze fixed on Sun Siyuan's face. "Really...?"
Are you really that magnanimous?
Sun Siyuan, oblivious to Yu Ruicheng's underlying meaning, nodded like a fool. "Of course, it's just a small matter, I won't take it to heart."
The viewers in the live stream burst into laughter again upon hearing this nonsensical exchange.
Talented netizens edited this into parody videos, or re-added captions, and combined it with other memes.
New jokes immediately appeared online, and it even developed into a popular meme.
To prevent this meme from fading into obscurity, netizens have used all their ingenuity to try and make it a timeless classic, forever etching Sun Siyuan onto the pillar of shame.
But that's a story for later. At the moment, the naive Sun Siyuan had no idea that he would face such dire consequences.
The production team was well aware of the situation, and sensing the awkward atmosphere, the director quickly changed the subject. "Today, everyone's task is to help the village chief catch fish. After that, we'll go to the village chief's house for dinner. He's prepared a very sumptuous feast of local cuisine to treat everyone!"
Ji Mingzhe breathed a sigh of relief and quickly echoed, "Thank you so much, Village Chief! We'll definitely catch a lot more fish."
Yu Ruicheng nodded repeatedly, afraid that even a second's delay would arouse Sun Siyuan's suspicion.
Aside from the children, the five adults, each with their own thoughts, went to the fishpond in an awkward atmosphere.
The fishpond wasn't deep, and the bottom was all silt. The production team thoughtfully prepared rubber suits and boots for the guests to change into before going into the water. Although their clothes might get dirty, it wouldn't be too cold.
The pond was too deep for the children. Ji Youyou and Yu Xuanxuan were very self-aware and stood obediently to the side waiting. Fu Xiaoxiao and Jameel, on the other hand, were too young and impulsive and thought the task was theirs. Without even changing their clothes, they rushed into the lake, which scared the staff into stopping them.
The director explained it three times before they finally understood that it was the adults' task and that they only needed to cheer them on from the shore.
Fu Xiaoxiao puffed out her cheeks and pouted, saying, "But I also want to go into the water and catch fish."
Jameel added, "I'm really good at this; I've caught several big sharks before!"