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I Became a Star After Slacking Off on a Parenting Variety Show
Chapter 59

Chapter 34

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[First, here's the mushroom sauce. I want the mushroom sauce you had the other day!]

[There's still some fatty bits left, hurry up, don't make me keep drooling!]

[Yes, yes, I want these two more too]

[And please, sell a lot of the local stream water, this bald girl really wants some!]

[Add one, there's so much water in the stream, don't impose purchase limits, I want to buy ten cases.]

Su Huaiming: "..."What a devil! He doesn't even spare the stream!

He coughed and explained, "Well, the mushroom sauce and fatty meat are all homemade by the local villagers, and the production volume is very low, so we can't sell them in the live stream. And the local stream water... if we actually sold them, we'd be reported."

Netizens have already thoughtfully come up with a solution for Su Huaiming.

[It's okay, you can help us carry some back by hand.]

Please, please, I'm in the same city as you. Just leave it anywhere, I'll come get it myself.

[Don't the five of you live in the same city? Have them carry some back by hand too.]

That's a great idea, I agree!

Su Huaiming: "..." Are they being made into a celebrity shopping agent team?

In the blink of an eye, Su Huaiming and his group were all arranged in Mingming clear manner, and the entire live stream was discussing this matter, making it difficult to miss.

Ji Mingzhe was also watching the live stream. His lips twitched slightly, but to reassure the audience, he could only nod. "Okay, I agree."

With Ji Mingzhe taking the lead, Yu Ruicheng and Ning Lei also agreed with mixed feelings.

Sun Siyuan, however, felt that buying things on behalf of others was too low-class and said unhappily, "I won't do that kind of thing. It's silly and doesn't suit my taste."

Sun Siyuan's fans know exactly how to deal with him; they spammed the live stream chat with phrases like "Sun Siyuan is the most handsome" and "Sun Siyuan is the best person."

Seeing these comments, Sun Siyuan snorted arrogantly twice, his expression still full of disdain, but his tail was wagging high. "I really can't do anything with you guys. How about this, I'll have my assistant do this."

Su Huaiming and the other four have agreed, but the viewers in the live stream are still not satisfied.

B City is too far away; I can't exactly fly halfway across the country to buy water.

[I remember the director was from B City, so I asked him for help.]

[Director, you'll agree, right? (knife image)]

Director. "..."

Help! Why did I get my eye on him?!

Su Huaiming and the others had already agreed, so the director couldn't refuse and could only tearfully agree to this speechless request.

Fearing he might lose control of the situation, he quickly gave Su Huaiming a wink, signaling him to continue with the next steps and divert the attention of the viewers in the live stream.

Su Huaiming nodded and continued, "The live stream staff has prepared the link. We've prepared 5,000 copies of this valuable information for everyone. The giveaway starts in one minute."

Unexpectedly, the viewers in the live stream were dissatisfied again.

[Only 5,000 servings? Are you trying to feed beggars?]

[Yeah, there are already 50 million people in the live stream. Only one in 10,000 can get a ticket. That's way too few!]

[We prepared seven items, so let's put them all up together. Maybe we can still snag one.]

The live stream was completely taken over by the viewers, with the chat in complete chaos. Su Huaiming could only weakly say, "I haven't introduced the other six products yet, so I can't go straight to the links."

[Hey, we're all so familiar with each other, why bother with all this formalities?]

[No need for introductions. If the product quality is poor, I'll just come to you for compensation. It's that simple.]

[Don't waste time, one minute, I need to see all the links. (CEO-like tone)]

[Haha, you guys really don't consider yourselves outsiders!]

[The customer is king, everyone should be firm in their tone!]

Su Huaiming's lips twitched as he hacked away, unable to control the flow of the comments, and he looked to the director for help.

The director was also sweating profusely.

There were 50 million people in the live stream, and the scene of them eagerly speaking was quite spectacular, with the barrage of comments almost overwhelming the audience.

The director just wanted to sell all the local specialties smoothly, but he didn't expect that this year's netizens would be so difficult to deal with and wouldn't cooperate at all.

There were too many people present, and the slightest disturbance would cause a huge uproar. Moreover, the quantity was indeed something they hadn't considered. Fearing an accident, the director gritted his teeth and said, "The quantity of local specialties we prepared was indeed a bit small. Well then, let's bring them all up!"

Su Huaiming: "..." Director, why are you giving up like this?

The director had already given the order, and the staff immediately uploaded all the links.

In the blink of an eye, all the local specialties were sold out.

The group of people present looked at each other, completely unsure of what to do with the remaining time.

Ning Lei was so angry he gritted his teeth to pieces.

He had hoped to give it his all, but Su Huaiming sold out all the goods, leaving him no chance to participate.

That's absolutely outrageous!

Su Huaiming, however, did not feel the smugness he had expected; instead, he felt slightly embarrassed.

The product has already been sold, so there's no need for him to stay in front of the camera.

Just as Su Huaiming was about to stand up, he met the director's gaze.

The director, with a pained expression, clasped his hands together and begged Su Huaiming to keep the situation calm and not let things get chaotic.

"..." Su Huaiming could only grit his teeth and look at the live stream, passing the buck to the viewers, "The products are all sold out, so what do we do next?"

[Hilarious, this is the first time I've ever seen someone hand over the reins to the audience.]

[This is a live-streaming sales event, so we need to sell something else, right?]

[I have a bold idea, but... is it possible to buy a wife?!]

[Raise your hand, I want Su Su as my wife!]

[I'm very satisfied with this product from Su Huaiming. When will the link be uploaded after the host finishes demonstrating it? doge emoji]

[I've already made my bed. After placing the order, will Su Su's wife arrive tonight? winking emoji]

Su Huaiming never expected that netizens would target him. Before he could even speak, the live stream screen was almost completely covered by rocket effects.

Rockets are the platform's highest-level gift, costing 1,000 yuan each. To create such a large-scale special effect, the cost is almost six figures.

Viewers who send gifts will receive VIP treatment; their comments will float directly at the top of the live stream and will have colorful, dazzling effects.

The viewers in the live stream were all impressed by this tycoon's behavior. Before Nanfeng could even express his amazement, the tycoon took the initiative to speak.

[I’m a Butler, Not a Housekeeper: Don't talk nonsense! Su Huaiming is Mr. Fu's wife, Mr. Fu is right here watching. You're trying to steal his wife? That's too much!!]

Chapter 34

Su Huaiming had spent quite some time with the butler and they were already very familiar with each other. Judging from the ID and the tone of the voice, he was almost certain that this person was the butler.

However, netizens were unaware of this.

[Haha, which CP fan is going crazy?]

[You have quite the imagination. Who are you to know so much about President Fu word and action?]

[I also ship Su Huaiming and President Fu, but that doesn't stop Su Huaiming from being my wife, lol]

[I'm just a born rebel! Wife, wife, wife! Come and bite me if you dare!!]

[You guys better tone it down a bit, what if President Fu watching the live stream!]

Ignoring the comments, Su Huaiming tentatively asked, "Butler, is that you?" to confirm the speaker's identity.

[I’m a Butler, Not a Housekeeper: It's me! We've all been watching your live streams these past few days. You've been doing so well, you're a natural star! Everyone loves you!! Sending hearts. jpg]

Even through the screen, Su Huaiming could almost see the butler's uncle's smile.

Being praised like that in front of tens of millions of viewers made Su Huaiming a little embarrassed. He politely replied, "No, actually my performance was just average. By the way, how have you all been these days?"

[I’m a Butler, Not a Housekeeper: We're doing well. We miss you and the young master. The master has been home every day lately. Although he doesn't say it, I know he's waiting for you.]

Su Huaiming paused, recalling what the butler had said earlier, and found it hard to believe. He asked, "Is Fu Jingfan watching the live stream?"

[I’m a Butler, Not a Housekeeper: Of course Mr. Fu was watching the live stream, but he just went out, otherwise I wouldn't have dared to say those things in front of him, lol]

The viewers in the live stream saw that Su Huaiming was chatting enthusiastically with the chat, that they were very familiar with each other, and that he mentioned Fu Jingfan several times... and that's when they realized what was going on.

[Damn it, this isn't just a crazy CP fan, this guy is actually President Fu's butler!]

Those guys who were just calling each other "wife" are just waiting for their downfall!

[Suspecting that President Fu was secretly writing down everyone who called him "wife" in a notebook, like a spy.]

[It's kind of cute that President Fu, who seems so mysterious and aloof, is secretly watching his wife's live stream.]

[I'm totally shipping them! Legally married couples are the sweetest!]

Perhaps because Fu Jingfan had returned, the butler didn't dare to chat with Su Huaiming using the live chat anymore.

Su Huaiming reflected on his words and actions over the past few days and suddenly realized the problem.

He nominally loved Fu Jingfan deeply, and after being separated for so many days, he should have missed Fu Jingfan terribly, but he hadn't sent Fu Jingfan a single message, completely forgetting about him.

Such inconsistent words and actions arouse suspicion.

Su Huaiming decided to take temporary measures to salvage the situation.

He paused, as if he could see Fu Jingfan on the other side of the live stream screen.

At this time, Fu Jingfan should be wearing dark gray loungewear and gold-rimmed glasses, flipping through documents in his hands, occasionally glancing at the screen for amusement.

Su Huaiming pursed his lips, lowered his eyes slightly, his thick, curly eyelashes trembled twice, and when he raised his eyes again, there was a hint of probing and tenderness in them.

"Husband," Su Huaiming's voice rose slightly at the end, almost like a coquettish tone, "Are you there?"

Su Huaiming's tone was no different from usual, but netizens still detected a hint of familiarity in the subtle details.

If Su Huaiming and Fu Jingfan had openly displayed their affection in the live stream, netizens might not have been convinced. However, the more subtle their interactions, the more carefully they needed to analyze the situation, and the more netizens became obsessed with them.

But this time the focus was clearly off.

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