Su Huaiming was surprised that Fu Xiaoxiao, despite her young age, had such a grand entrance. However, considering that it was time for her to play the role of an animal, and that he, as a mere insect, should at least show some respect for the Fu Xiaoxiao, he went over and opened the door for her.
Fu Xiaoxiao thought that he was now more powerful than a tiger, extremely arrogant, walking with his toes pointing outwards, his chubby tail swishing back and forth, his belly sticking out, and he walked out with a haughty air.
The children were quite excited and walked into the living room with great enthusiasm, followed by adults whose faces were ashen.
Yu Xuanxuan was so happy to see everyone playing the game with him that he wanted to roll around on the floor. When he saw Fu Xiaoxiao wearing dinosaur pajamas, he immediately ran over and exclaimed, "Wow, Xiao Xiao, you're so handsome!"
Fu Xiaoxiao was so smug her nose was practically pointing to the sky. Just as she was about to speak to Yu Xuanxuan, she suddenly remembered that he was now a dinosaur, so she very seriously began to "roar".
Yu Xuanxuan paused, understood what Fu Xiaoxiao meant, and started yelling "Awoo!" at the top of her lungs.
Fu Xiaoxiao was taken aback, her tone quite puzzled, "Awoo awoo awoo?"
Upon Yu Xuanxuan frowned slightly and shook her head, "Awoo awoo awoo!"
Fu Xiaoxiao seemed to understand something, and nodded, "Awoo!"
Yu Xuanxuan laughed too, and the two of them held hands and walked around the room with an air of nonchalance.
The adults were dumbfounded:??? How can they communicate like this?!
Ji Youyou, who had always been gentle and polite like a little angel, suddenly pounded her chest and let out a childish howl. Because the sound was too long, she choked on her saliva and couldn't help but cough.
She used only two movements to let everyone know that she was playing Tarzan.
Ji Youyou looked at the several bewildered adults and said, "Xiao Xiao is playing the dinosaur, Xuanxuan is playing the tiger. They are the most powerful, and you all have to listen to them!"
After Ji Youyou finished speaking, she added softly, "That's what Xiao Xiao and Xuanxuan just said, not what I meant."
All the adults, including Ji Mingzhe, looked completely bewildered, each one more dumbfounded than the last.
Are they crazy, or is the world crazy?!
Fu Xiaoxiao and Yu Xuanxuan can communicate directly using "woof," and Ji Youyou can even translate their language... Could it be that children really have a special way of communicating?!
Fu Xiaoxiao and Yu Xuanxuan were playing their roles with great enthusiasm, resolutely refusing to speak human language. Ji Youyou became their spokesperson, saying, "You're free to do whatever you want now. You'll have to play games with the tiger and the dinosaur later."
Since things had already come to this point, and they had already lost face, there was no need to make Fu Xiaoxiao and Yu Xuanxuan unhappy any further. The adults present could only grit their teeth and nod.
It was supposed to be free time, but the adults just wanted to lie down expressionlessly and find peace for their souls. Unfortunately, the children didn't let them get away with it.
Jameel and Sun Siyuan drew the tags together and knew they were both little rabbits. After seeing the leaves and carrots on the table, Jameel eagerly pulled Sun Siyuan toward the table.
With a deadpan expression, Sun Siyuan staggered behind Jameel. Only when Jameel pointed to the table did he belatedly realize what he meant.
No, absolutely not!!
Jameel didn't let him off the hook. Seeing Sun Siyuan looking dazed, he sighed helplessly, picked up a carrot slice from the table, took a big bite, and gestured that rabbits eat carrots.
Sun Siyuan was a picky eater. Like a child who doesn't like carrots, he twitched his lips twice, resignedly picked up the vegetable leaves next to him, and chewed them without any spirit.
Although its appearance is outrageous, it inexplicably resembles a rabbit.
Zhou Hanyan drew the mouse, and Ji Mingzhe drew the cat. After their identities were revealed, Yu Xuanxuan and Fu Xiaoxiao immediately gathered around excitedly, insisting on watching them fight.
Ji Mingzhe, usually mature, composed, and gentle, couldn't hold back any longer and looked to his daughter for help.
There was a strange telepathic connection between father and daughter. Ji Youyou immediately sensed her father's breakdown and took the initiative to explain, "In cartoons, mice and cats can be good friends too. Dad and Brother Zhou are good friends."
After hearing this, Fu Xiaoxiao and Yu Xuanxuan thought about it for a few seconds and found it to be very reasonable. They let out two "woofs" and nodded in agreement.
Ji Mingzhe and Zhou Hanyan escaped unscathed, patting their chests in relief. Zhou Hanyan even cast a grateful glance at Ji Youyou.
All three adults had been tormented, and only Yu Ruicheng remained in the living room.
Fu Xiaoxiao felt that as the most powerful animal present, he had to take on the responsibility of leading, so he strode over and wanted to interact with Yu Ruicheng.
Yu Ruicheng had been slumped on the sofa since earlier, staring blankly at the ceiling, motionless, looking like he had been tortured to death.
Fu Xiaoxiao, swishing her Dinosaur Tail, stood beside the sofa and howled twice at Yu Ruicheng.
Yu Ruicheng's eyes didn't move at all, and his whole body seemed to have lost its vitality.
Yu Xuanxuan tugged at Fu Xiaoxiao's sleeve, and after they whispered a few words to each other, Fu Xiaoxiao nodded in realization and let Yu Ruicheng go.
The three adults, who had all been tormented, looked at Yu Ruicheng with great envy, wondering why Fu Xiaoxiao hadn't bothered him.
Ji Youyou explained very seriously, "Brother Yu is playing a fish. Fish can't live on land, so Brother Fish is a dead fish. Dead fish can't move!"
Sun Siyuan: "..."
Zhou Hanyan: "..."
For the first time, they so desperately wanted to be dead fish; even dead fish had more dignity than they did.
After Fu Xiaoxiao and Yu Xuanxuan finished their patrol, all the adults present were exhausted and collapsed on the sofa, a stark contrast to the excited children.
The viewers in the live stream were particularly eager to hear about all sorts of outrageous gossip, but they had never seen such an absurd scene before, and they didn't even know how to comment on it.
[Haha, director, you're really something! Aren't you afraid the guests will assassinate you?]
[Hilarious, I feel like we should apply for workers' compensation for Sun Siyuan and the others]
[As an adult, just imagining it makes my scalp tingle. shivering
[Although, the babies are all so cute!]
Fu Xiaoxiao's dinosaur-themed limited-edition skin is so cute it's making my blood boil! I really want to pinch his cheeks!
[Haha, they're all so funny, I'm dying of laughter at this variety show!]
After the free time ended, Fu Xiaoxiao, being the most capable among them, confidently demanded that everyone play with him and even communicate with him in animal language.
The four mature, burly men present were so ashamed just thinking about the scene that they wanted to crawl under the sofa. Their mouths were glued shut, and they couldn't make a sound.
Fu Xiaoxiao is a chubby-faced, strong-looking animal, and she plays the role of the most powerful one, able to command them.
This whole day must have been exhausting. Sun Siyuan and the others immediately experienced the fear of being dominated by a brat, and couldn't help but shudder, wanting to cling to Su Huaiming's leg.
They looked around and realized that Su Huaiming had slipped away at some point and wasn't there at all.
Without Su Huaiming, none of them can control Fu Xiaoxiao!
Ji Mingzhe winked at Sun Siyuan, signaling him to quickly find Su Huaiming and bring him back.
Just as Sun Siyuan was about to leave, Jameel grabbed his wrist and wanted to dance the bunny hop with him.
Zhou Hanyan stood on the outermost side and slipped away when no one noticed, taking over the important task of finding Su Huaiming.
He walked to the small bedroom next door, looked around but didn't see Su Huaiming. Just as he was about to leave, he suddenly saw a corner of a garment peeking out from next to the cabinet.
?????
Zhou Hanyan walked over and saw Su Huaiming sitting cross-legged on the ground, leisurely playing on his phone.
"What are you doing here?" Zhou Hanyan's voice was filled with shock, and he lowered his voice to avoid being discovered by Fu Xiaoxiao and the others.
Su Huaiming looked up at him, his expression quite innocent, "Why can't I be here?"
Zhou Hanyan was stunned, his mind racing.
Su Huaiming is secretly hiding here, definitely slacking off. This kind of behavior of exploiting loopholes in the rules is intolerable to netizens and is a black mark on his record.
He could use this as an excuse to flatter Su Huaiming again, making Su Huaiming complacent and perhaps even causing him to do something even more disgraceful—truly a brilliant way to kill two birds with one stone.
Zhou Hanyan was pleased with himself, thinking that coming to record this variety show was a wise decision.
Seeing that Zhou Hanyan hadn't spoken, Su Huaiming, unaware of his thoughts, assumed he was daydreaming and waved his hand in front of him, asking, "What are you playing?"
Zhou Hanyan collected his thoughts and gave a friendly smile. "I'm playing the mouse."
Su Huaiming exclaimed in surprise and asked with concern, "You're playing the role of a rat, and you still dare to wander around outside?"
Zhou Hanyan didn't understand Su Huaiming's meaning, and a big question mark appeared above her head.
Su Huaiming didn't say anything more, moved his buttocks to the side, and made room for Zhou Hanyan.
Zhou Hanyan hesitated for a few seconds, then sat down in that spot, tucking herself and Su Huaiming into the corner.
Su Huaiming felt that Zhou Hanyan was playing the role of a rat, just like him, an insect, both of them had to stay in such dark corners.
Actually, the two of them should have gone under the bed, but they were too big to fit in, and it wouldn't have looked good either, so they had to settle for hiding behind the closet.
Zhou Hanyan hadn't expected any of this. He was standing very close to Su Huaiming, and his exposed arm could faintly feel Su Huaiming's body temperature.
Why does Su Huaiming love lollipops so much? They're even marinated in strawberry milk, and he smells like strawberry milk all over...
Zhou Hanyan a little uncomfortable and couldn't help but cough. He subtly shifted his position to the other side and leaned over the cabinet.
Su Huaiming was much more at ease than him, and even took out a piece of fruit candy from his pocket, politely asking, "Would you like some?"
Zhou Hanyan's mind was in a daze as he stared blankly at the fruit candy in Su Huaiming's hand.
Su Huaiming's skin was extremely fair, his fingers were long and slender, and his joints were small. He looked like he had never done heavy work. His skin was soft and tender, and he didn't even have calluses from writing... Zhou Hanyan thought to himself that Su Huaiming could do a hand cream commercial. The effect would definitely be very good.
Seeing that Zhou Hanyan lost in thought again, Su Huaiming couldn't help but call out to him.
Zhou Hanyan coughed twice, lowered his head guiltily, quickly took the fruit candy from Su Huaiming's hand, and hurriedly put it in his mouth.
He took a few deep breaths, which finally calmed his bloodshot brain a little.
Su Huaiming really has some clever tricks up his sleeve!
No wonder he easily turned around his reputation and gained so many fans in just two variety show episodes. Even this stubborn hater was almost swayed by Su Huaiming just now!!
Zhou Hanyan suddenly felt a surge of anger at being fooled. He mentally encouraged himself and decided to continue his anti-fan campaign.
He took a deep breath, and when he looked up again, he gazed at Su Huaiming with admiration. "Idol, what are you doing here? What animal are you dressed as?"
Su Huaiming didn't answer, paused for a few seconds for no apparent reason, and then asked meaningfully, "Are you really my fan?"
"Yes, that's right." Zhou Hanyan lied without batting an eye, "I'm your fan, I like you so much, no matter what happens in the future, I will always support you!"
Zhou Hanyan's expression was very sincere, but under Su Huaiming's indifferent gaze, her heart was pounding with anxiety.
After a full three or four seconds, Su Huaiming finally looked away, muttering repeatedly, "No matter what I look like..."
Zhou Hanyan puzzled, but fearing that Su Huaiming might become suspicious, he nodded firmly, "That's right."
Su Huaiming drawled out an "oh," his gaze suddenly sharpening as he stared directly into Zhou Hanyan's eyes.
Zhou Hanyan's heart was pounding. Knowing that Su Huaiming was about to put him to the test, she nervously held her breath, determined to give Su Huaiming an answer that would lower his guard.
Just as Zhou Hanyan's heart was pounding like a drum, Su Huaiming blinked and asked softly, "If I were a cockroach, would you still like me?"
Ha??!
Upon hearing this, Zhou Hanyan conjured up an image of a fist-sized, incredibly fast cockroach. Instantly, his scalp tingled, his eyes flashed with a glint of steel, and his hand instinctively reached for his slippers, wishing he could strike it immediately.