"Feng Lan! Move your ass faster!" Laxus swaggered ahead with his hands behind his back.
"Laxus, just you wait..." Feng Lan followed behind him, carrying bags of all sizes. "Dada Liya, at least help me carry a few!"
Dada Liya turned his head away. "You're the underling. What's that got to do with me? Right, Chino?"
Chino nodded. "Yeah. Dada Liya is my underling, so why should he help you carry things?"
Dada Liya knocked Chino on the head. "I'm not your underling!"
Chino puffed out his cheeks. "You are! How are you not?!"
Laxus checked the time. "Hmm, it's four o'clock. I can still order you around for another hour... Come on, take this stuff to my place."
Feng Lan gritted his teeth and followed Laxus. "Yes..."
Five o'clock. Just you wait~ Feng Lan thought. You'll get what's coming to you!
"What are you thinking about?! You're slow as hell!" Laxus urged him on, patting Feng Lan's head.
Laxus's Home
"Feng Lan, give my room a thorough cleaning. Make it spotless!"
Feng Lan stared at the mess all over the room. "Seriously, do you never clean this place?!"
Chino stretched lazily. "Laxus has never cleaned his room~ Unlike me, I keep my own little nest tidy~"
Dada Liya glanced at Chino's little nest. "It's messier after you clean it than before..."
Feng Lan looked at Laxus, sprawled out on the sofa. "No wonder you don't have a girlfriend..."
Laxus protested indignantly, "What's that supposed to mean?! It's not that I can't find one—I just don't want to! If I wanted one, couldn't I pick whoever I liked?"
Feng Lan couldn't hold back his laughter. "Pfft! Yeah, yeah, sure... I'd really like to see which poor sucker ends up falling for you."
Laxus picked up a slipper and threw it