"This is hardly the time, and you're already thinking about returning to secular life." Fan Lang spoke irritably.
"Seriously? You turned me into a monk without even asking me! With this big bald head, what girl would ever like me? I want to return to secular life! I don't want to be a monk!" the Buddha Child Clone said indignantly.
"Enough, enough. We can talk about this nonsense later. I dressed you as a monk only to make things easier. I have a task for you. Only if you handle it well will you have the grounds to negotiate with me later."
"I've been born for less than a day, and you're already ordering me around. That's way too much!"
"So, are you going or not?" Fan Lang's expression changed, his gaze darkening.
The Buddha Child Clone shuddered and hurriedly said, "I'm going, I'm going. If I don't go, I'm not human."
"That's more like it." Fan Lang's expression softened. "I want you to make a trip to the Pure Land of Ultimate Bliss and strike a deal with those Buddha Bodhisattvas."
"The Pure Land of Ultimate Bliss? You're not planning to kill me and send me there for rebirth, are you?"
"Don't worry, we won't be taking that route. I'll arrange for someone to send you there, so you needn't worry about that. Just deliver my message."
"This isn't exactly difficult, but it isn't simple either. The Pure Land of Ultimate Bliss is filled with gods and Buddhas who abide by strict precepts. Even with a shaved head, they might not pay any attention to me."
"It's a deal they can't refuse. Even Buddha Bodhisattvas who have cleansed their hearts of worldly desires have their own goals and needs. As long as we seize upon those needs, we'll have