Path of the Wicked Dragon
Chapter 15

Second Prize: Stubborn Persistence [Reverse ★ Dragon ★ Path]

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Second Prize: Stubborn Persistence

Award-winning Book Review: [Period Cup -- Review of Reverse Dragon Dao]

In the beginning, I didn't understand what love was. I simply wanted to be with her.

Later, when I no longer had the ability to hold her hand, I wondered if I could give the person I loved... happiness!

But in the end, when I discovered I had the strength to bring someone happiness, I found there was no one left for me to love!

The saddest thing in this world isn't lovers breaking up, but loving someone, only to realize you were completely wrong...

You were wrong, and I was wrong too.

Red, fragrant hands, yellow wine, willows by the palace walls, filling the city with spring. The east wind is harsh, joy is fleeting, a heart full of sorrow, years of separation. Wrong, wrong, wrong.

Spring is as before, the person is thin, tear stains soak the silk. Peach blossoms fall, in the deserted pavilion, vows remain, but letters cannot be sent. Don't, don't, don't.

Speaking of the college entrance exam in the first year, I was at home watching Shenmo. The result, as you can imagine, was another year of being a tragic figure. o(︶︿︶)o Sigh.

The second year, I read novels at an average speed of four books a day. Then, I stumbled upon it. I had passed by it several times, and the title made me think it was a sequel by someone else. I never expected it to be written by Pig Head. ~>_<~ When I had nothing else to read, I picked it up and was incredibly surprised to find it was indeed written by Pig Head.

When I saw the protagonist's name, Reinhardt, I was confused. Why had it become a foreign name? This wasn't Pig Head's style. Then, as I read on, I understood.

Reinhardt, who inherited Yi Chen's bloodline and talent, the incredibly strong An, and a devout follower, Alin. Three people who had no connection whatsoever met in the Divine Nest. Fate, that damn thing.

I still remember chapter thirteen: **Tsar, our great, grand, and magnanimous Chekhov has returned. Let's look at the description of him: a messy head of brownish-yellow hair, as if it hadn't been washed in half a year, a shriveled, emaciated body, wearing an extremely old-fashioned, colorful, patterned shirt on his upper body, and loose shorts below – the zipper was undone, revealing a few yellow hairs in his crotch. He held a thin cigarette in his mouth, constantly exhaling smoke from his nostrils. Oh, God, he was truly the epitome of creepiness, unique in all the heavens and earth, the one and only. This was our great, grand, and magnanimous Mr. Chekhov's first appearance in Reverse Dragon. I was shocked, deeply shocked. And our Reinhardt, at that time a pure and innocent little cuckold, actually shamefully got a nosebleed when facing Chekhov's attack on the website with those classic romantic action films. Oh, sh*t.

Next, Reinhardt met Yi Tianxing, that peerless scoundrel, second-generation rich kid, and playboy, his own biological elder brother. Oh, sh*t.

Honestly, I didn't expect Alin, that girl, to live up to her title as a devout follower. For the sake of her so-called god... Sigh, poor, tragic Reinhardt.

Do you all still remember that hotel in Mount Fuji, Japan? Do you remember that peerless ** when entering the hotel? It was truly f*cking amazing, especially the thing that spurted out from the horse's eye with the music? Oh, sh*t, Pig Head, what were you thinking? It was truly top-notch, absolutely top-notch.

Do you remember Yi Tianxing's words: "My dear beautiful lady, are you willing to have a relationship with me that transcends friendship, is not love, but purely physical?" Awesome. And that line, "A man's most glorious moment is when he uses my hundred-refined golden spear to pierce through those virgin membranes. When I ejaculate my essence, it is the most brilliant moment of my life." Truly said with such power. And when Yi Tianxing confessed to Jing Yinfeng: "Believe me, Yinfeng, I will protect you! As long as you choose me, no one will ever be able to hurt you again! When you bully others, I'll beat them for you; when others bully you, I'll beat them for you. When you want to kill someone, I'll knock them out for you; when others want to kill you, I'll kill their entire family for you, leaving no chickens or dogs alive in their home!" Truly an exemplary character, worthy of being raised under the guidance of the great, grand, and magnanimous Mr. Chekhov.

And our Reinhardt seemed so pure and cute. The first time, he was still framed by those old vampires, I don't know who got him, wahaha. And do you remember that peerless f*ck between Reinhardt and the goddess Wei?

The entire church was almost destroyed, it was that intense. It was like lovers making love, it was a fight for survival. "He could even hear the cries and moans of the spongy body on his little brother. If it weren't for the dragon power supporting him, he believed he would have undergone immediate surgical amputation. Wei's two legs wrapped around him, that's not tens of thousands of tons of brute force. Well, for specific details, you can check out chapter 172, wahaha. It's absolutely speechless to read, that love affair is the first in a thousand years.

And what about An's mount, Hurricane? His line: "Dreaming, not dreaming; Zhuangzi dreaming of butterflies, which is real and which is illusion?" This immediately stunned Jackson and Farrow. His line, "Those who are warlike will perish, those who forget war will be in danger," made Reinhardt and Yi Tianxing feel ashamed. And the line, "** is the greatest driving force for the progress of human society," tsk tsk.

Later, the discussion between Hurricane and Yi Chen about why people live shocked everyone. Hurricane swept his mocking gaze over Yi Tianxing: "That's right, I'm a pig, but I'm a high-quality pig spirit. I think. I constantly think, because only by thinking can I feel that I truly exist, even if this existence might only be an illusion." And then, through this pig, Pig Head uttered a profound truth: "The only purpose of living is not to die! This is the most basic goal. Because only by not dying can one find the ultimate answer." Although it's just a novel, it speaks to the goal of each of us living. No matter what we do, it's all to survive. We earn more money to eat better, dress better, use better things, and have prettier women and more women than others. Everything seems profound yet is very simple. Truly worthy of Pig Head. Through a pig's casual chat, he revealed the purpose of our lives. I thank you, Pig Head, because seeing this made me understand why I live. Although it's simple, it's direct, and anyone can understand it at a glance. Those who read with their hearts will remember it, and those who don't will just take it as a joke.

Reinhardt, Yi Tianxing, An, Wei (there's also a Wei in Shenmo, alas), Hurricane, all the characters in Reverse Dragon, one by one, appeared before my eyes. Some things cannot be forgotten. Looking back at the entire story, whether it was what Reinhardt did or what Yi Chen did, all their actions were just as Hurricane said, simply to survive and live without restraint.

And do you remember that super powerful ending? It was so awesome. I thought Yi Chen was going to fight them with all his might, but then there was a sudden big twist. The Heavenly Dragon Clan returned. Oh yeah. Absolutely powerful. Hundreds of billions of Heavenly Dragons returned. Absolutely powerful, absolutely domineering, absolutely f*cking awesome! It left the Blood Emperor and the God of Seasons completely speechless. Especially Old White Dragon's line: "You little girl, you almost broke my claw just now, causing severe damage to my body and spirit. You must provide me with satisfactory compensation." I almost spat out my drink when I saw that line.

All in all, it gave me an enjoyment unlike any other. But even the best books come to an end. Reverse Dragon has ended, but I believe Pig Head will have even better books waiting for us. Wahaha.

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Pig Head's Review: Actually, Pig Head is a very traditional and simple person. So, every time Pig Head sees those extremely vulgar and lewd characters in the book, Pig Head blushes...

People have been asking me who Chekhov's prototype is. I think, do you need a specific prototype? With so many people playing computers in China, those little tricks, right? Everyone understands! Right? (To be continued)

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