Thirty Thousand Simulations a Day: Are You Taking Care of Yourself?
Chapter 1

Simulator, Fire Up!

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You entered the simulation. Your future brother-in-law cornered you in a rear courtyard side room. He wanted to fuck you. You killed yourself on the spot, avoiding being violated. You died. This simulation had ended.

"Holy shit!"

He Yu sat in his room, his face full of shock.

Remembering the events of the simulation, He Yu instinctively covered his ass.

Although the emotions from the simulation did not carry over into reality, and He Yu had merely watched a movie with himself as the protagonist,

that absurd yet terrifying plot still left his whole body feeling uneasy.

He Yu walked to the table by the window and sat down, intending to take a sip of tea to calm himself.

But the pot of tea on the table had already been drained, leaving only crushed tea leaves.

He Yu could only force himself to calm down.

As his thoughts gradually settled, He Yu began reflecting on his circumstances.

He Yu had only transmigrated into this Martial Path world today.

The original owner of this body had been the only son of a poor farming household.

Not long ago, the original owner's village had been struck by drought.

Landlord Liu not only refused to lower the rent, but raised it by another thirty percent.

Nearly everyone in the village had starved to death, while those who remained had fled in search of food.

The original owner's parents had also starved to death a few days ago, leaving only the fifteen-year-old original owner barely clinging to life.

Wang Kun, the master of Golden Saber Martial Hall, happened to pass by. Seeing that the original owner was handsome and clever-looking, he brought him back to the martial hall.

After arriving at the martial hall, the original owner, who had gone hungry since childhood, finally had fatty meat with every meal. He was overjoyed.

Hall Master Wang Kun also had a beautiful, lively younger daughter named Wang Yulin.

The original owner gradually developed feelings of affection for Wang Yulin.

To his delight, the original owner also discovered that Wang Yulin often revealed her fondness for him.

The original owner was ecstatic, even beginning to imagine the day when he would marry Wang Yulin in grand splendor.

But before that day could arrive, the original owner died for no apparent reason.

He Yu, who had transmigrated here, took his place like a plum tree standing in for a peach.

The newly transmigrated He Yu had inherited all of the original owner's memories.

"Wang Yulin is so pretty, and we're mutually in love. What a perfect start!" He Yu was delighted.

He Yu also began imagining the day he could marry the beautiful Wang Yulin.

But before he could be happy for long, He Yu could no longer smile.

Because he had just awakened a simulator cheat, and after running one simulation, he made a shocking discovery.

He Yu discovered that Wang Yulin had deliberately approached him not because she liked him.

She only wanted him to lower his guard and remain at Golden Saber Martial Hall without worry.

Then she could satisfy the peculiar little hobby of Wang Yulin's elder brother, Wang Yuanyi.

Wang Yuanyi's little hobby was that he liked pretty young boys.

Wang Kun knew about this as well, but because Wang Yuanyi possessed astonishing Martial Path talent, Wang Kun indulged him.

Wang Kun had even brought the original owner back to the martial hall specifically so Wang Yuanyi could toy with him as he pleased, allowing Wang Yuanyi to vent his urges before focusing on Martial Path cultivation.

"Good, good, good. Your whole family sure knows how to have fun!"

He Yu had thought he was here to become a son-in-law. He had never expected to become a child bride.

"Fuck! No wonder they wouldn't let me cultivate the Martial Path. They were raising me as a Little Nanliang!"

Filled with indignation, He Yu tossed aside the half-embroidered mandarin duck handkerchief in his hand.

"What kind of proper man embroiders handkerchiefs?!"

He Yu stopped embroidering.

Because this family was simply too outrageous!

They had turned the original owner so effeminate that even He Yu, who had inherited this body, had been affected to some extent.

If you think this book is good, remember to add it to your bookshelf so you do not lose it next time.

He Yu's teeth itched with hatred.

Fortunately, He Yu had awakened the simulator cheat!

The simulator could simulate He Yu's entire life, and the simulation would end upon death.

After the simulation ended, he could bring back everything he had obtained in it, including his cultivation realm!

From the first simulation just now, He Yu knew that Wang Yuanyi would soon come to his room and try to hold him.

Wang Yuanyi was already at the Skin Refinement Peak, while He Yu had never cultivated the Martial Path. He was no match at all.

"What a pity I already used up today's simulation chance. For now, I can only hide!"

During the previous simulation, He Yu had been so shocked by where the plot was heading that he had only brought back the little knife he used to slit his own throat.

That was practically the same as bringing back nothing at all. He had wasted a simulation chance for nothing.

Just as He Yu was filled with regret, a notification from the simulator appeared before his eyes.

Would you like to begin the next simulation?

Huh? He could run a second simulation today?

There was no limit on the number of times?

In his previous life, He Yu had been a veteran Tomato Novel user, with two and a half years of reading time.

So He Yu knew that simulation chances in simulator novels were always precious.

Some required extremely long cooldown periods, while others required precious items to be consumed.

Only then could one humbly exchange them for a single simulation chance.

So why did his own simulator not care whether he wanted to or not, and simply ask whether he wanted to start another simulation?

Wasn't that way too presumptuous?

The simulator seemed to hear He Yu's inner complaint. As though it had been greatly offended, new notifications rapidly appeared before him, line after line.

Host, since you already have a cheat, you need the awareness of someone with a cheat. Why are you still pinching pennies! This simulator lets the host simulate as many times as you want, whenever you want, without any restrictions! I hope the host will change your backward way of thinking, remember your mission, grow bigger and stronger in the world of cheat users, and create new glories!

He Yu stared at those lines of notifications, somewhat dumbfounded.

Had the simulator system just randomly given him a lecture about lofty values?

He Yu felt that this simulator might not be having a very satisfying life. Why was it even more fired up than its host?

"Forget it. None of that matters!"

He Yu shook his head, casting aside those messy thoughts.

With no limit on simulations, wouldn't he be soaring straight into the sky?

Once he ran a few more simulations and returned in force, this perverted family could all go to the spa!

This round, I'm definitely taking MVP!

Simulator, fire up!

You entered the simulation. You were currently seated at the table by the window, holding the mandarin duck handkerchief you had embroidered.

"Fuck, are we not done with this yet?!" You cursed as you stared at the handkerchief in your hand.

You furiously hurled the handkerchief onto the floor and stomped on it twice.

As though you had broken free from invisible shackles, you finally regained your masculine vigor.

You clenched your fist with a resolute expression. Although nothing had been taken from you, this time, you would reclaim everything that was yours.

You recalled the previous simulation and knew that Wang Yuanyi would soon come over, corner you in your room, and try to take you from behind.

You could only leave the room first and temporarily avoid Wang Yuanyi.

You also needed to find a way to obtain a few cultivation manuals and begin cultivating the Martial Path.

When you left, you brought that little knife with you. The moment you sensed something was wrong, you would kill yourself on the spot.

You planned to find Wang Yulin.

Because Wang Yulin had not cultivated the Martial Path either, you could force a cultivation manual out of her.

You had just arrived at Wang Yulin's courtyard when you heard that Wang Yuanyi was there too.

Wang Yulin and Wang Yuanyi were talking inside the room.

"Brother, I've already put all the medicine you gave me into his teapot. Once the effects kick in later, you can go over." Wang Yulin's clear voice carried a trace of ingratiation.

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